From A Mother With amor (funny)
Dear Child,
I am escritura this slow because I know that tu can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when tu left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your inicial so we moved.
I won't be able to send tu the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the segundo time for four days. The capa tu wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve dicho it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They dicho if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt o an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much más news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send tu some money but the envelope was already sealed.
Dear Child,
I am escritura this slow because I know that tu can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when tu left home.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your inicial so we moved.
I won't be able to send tu the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.
Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.
The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the segundo time for four days. The capa tu wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve dicho it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.
They dicho if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.
Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt o an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.
Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.
There isn't much más news at this time. Nothing much has happened.
PS, I was going to send tu some money but the envelope was already sealed.
1) (^.-) Wink
2) (<.<) What did tu say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
2) (<.<) What did tu say?
3) (@.@) Confused
4) (•¥•) Upset
5). (=.•) Half asleep
6) (*•^). Excited
7). (^.^). Happy
8). ( &.&) Shocked
9). (↠.-) Look over
10). (✷.✷) Wow!
11). (♡.♡) In Love
15) (✕.✕) Dead
16) (•*•) Upside Down
17). (☉•☉) Gone Insane
18) (∨.∨) Down
19). ('≋.≋') Crying
20). (≘*≘) Excited
21) (~6.6~) Surprised
22). (-.•) Huh?
23) (≖-≖) Watching you
24). (⊏_⊏) ....Huh?
25). ( 1.1 ) WTF?
1.Have tu noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostrar around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libros is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
2.A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.
3."Middle age is when your age starts to mostrar around your middle."
4.I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
5.Flowers are happy things.
6.Last night I lay in cama looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
7.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
8.Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
9.If tu die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
10."One of the great things about libros is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
The End
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Hyvää Joulua!
Idah Saidan Wa Sanah Jadidah
Feliz Navidad
Sretan Bozic
Merry Christmas
Hyvaa joulua
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka ame Hauoli Makahiki Hou!
Buone Feste Natalizie
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Gleđileg jól!
God Jul o Gledelig Jul
Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año Nuevo
Joyeux Noël
Feliz Natal
Sarbatori vesele
Hristos se rodi
Hristos se rodi.
Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy Rok
God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt År
Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu Olsun
Chung Mung Giang Sinh
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She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: tu want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do tu amor me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have tu ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are tu asking me?
She: Will tu kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will tu ever hit me?
He: Are tu crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL
She: Bye!
He: Ah, finally, I've waited so long.
She: tu want me to leave?
He: NO. I dare not even think.
She: Do tu amor me?
He: Of course. Lots!
She: Have tu ever cheated?
He: NO. Why are tu asking me?
She: Will tu kiss me?
He: Every time I get the chance!
She: Will tu ever hit me?
He: Are tu crazy?
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!
Now read that from bottom to top...
LOL