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Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.

The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: “What would tu do if tu realized that two trains were heading towards each other on the same track?”

Tom says: “I would switch one train to another track.”

“What if the lever broke?” asks the inspector.

“Then I’d run down to the tracks and use the manual lever down there”, respuestas Tom.

“What if that had been struck por lightning?” challenges the inspector.

“Then,” Tom continued, “I’d run back up here and use the phone to call the siguiente signal box.”

“What if the phone was busy?”

“In that case,” Tom argued, “I’d run to the calle level and use the public phone near the station”.

“What if that had been vandalized?”

“Oh well,” dicho Tom, “in that case I would run into town and get my Uncle Leo”.

This puzzled the inspector, so he asked, “Why would tu do that?”

“Because he’s never seen a train crash.”
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1.Pull aside an unruly child in a preschool Sunday School class and say: "If you're bad in here, you'll go to Hell."

2.A week beforehand, find a member of ACT-UP. Tell him the scheduled sermon is entitled "Why God Sent AIDS to Punish Homosexuals".

3.Put stray perros in capa closets.

4.Un-tune the piano.

5.Replace the pianist's sheet música with "Stairway to Heaven".

6.Going through all the hymnals, mark song 666.

7.Find an empty seat, and ask the person siguiente to it: "Is this asiento SAVED?"

8.Toss around a giant playa ball before service, like at Grateful Dead concerts.

9.Ten minutos before it starts, find...
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