1. "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on animales only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use por trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either por falling into the water o while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm por 15cm por 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist parte superior, arriba off with hands. Throw parte superior, arriba away. Do not put parte superior, arriba in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a leche crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rata poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- publicado on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car o operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor o outdoor use only." -- On a string of navidad lights.
25. "Wearing of this prenda, prendas de vestir does not enable tu to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if tu have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermercado postres box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermercado postres box.
2. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
3. "For use on animales only." -- On an electric cattle prod.
4. "For use por trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
5. "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.
6. "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.
7. "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either por falling into the water o while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.
8. "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm por 15cm por 12cm.
9. "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.
10. "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.
11. "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.
12. "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.
13. "Twist parte superior, arriba off with hands. Throw parte superior, arriba away. Do not put parte superior, arriba in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.
14. "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a leche crate.
15. "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.
16. "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rata poison.
17. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- publicado on a Boeing 757.
18. "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.
19. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.
20. "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.
21. "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.
22. "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.
23. "Do not drive car o operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.
24. "For indoor o outdoor use only." -- On a string of navidad lights.
25. "Wearing of this prenda, prendas de vestir does not enable tu to fly." -- On a child sized superman costume.
26. "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.
27. "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.
28. "Warning: do not use if tu have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.
29. "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermercado postres box.
30. "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermercado postres box.
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3.tell us we have nice bodys
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5.We are not afraid to hurt you
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7.dont be surprised if we're using tu to make someone jealous
8.if tu have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with tu if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
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2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired o cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using tu to make someone jealous
8.if tu have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with tu if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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