How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; tu answer preguntas such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; tu get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are bebés ugly at first?
CANADA24; tu try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in amor with your dog?
CANADA24; tu need help.
Do tu gatos know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously tu never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if tu paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; tu die!
How do I test if my tortuga is gay?
"you mostrar it your penis, and see if it stares for más than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of jesús Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a pregunta on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; tu JUST DID!!
How do tu tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can tu lose your virginity if tu fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With amor and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; tu draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER pregunta is, why were tu smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; tu mostrar him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. tu really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a seguro country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; tu two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not tu idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country o is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; tu make me sad.
If tu die in Canada? Do tu die in real life?
CANADA24;No, tu become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try lectura a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; tu do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could tu give me consejos on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I mover to Canada?
CANADA24; por getting off the couch.
Can an 18 año old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; tu do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do tu say "I amor you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; por ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and arce syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have más of your kind running around..
If tu hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected por law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and tu disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if tu continue to do so just cause tu arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I amor jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if tu let me walk all over tu I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the año award goes tooooo
CANADA24; tu answer preguntas such as THIS one.
My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; tu get off the fuckin computer and go outside!
Can tu get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.
Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!
I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!
Why are bebés ugly at first?
CANADA24; tu try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!
How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; tu take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.
Is it normal to be in amor with your dog?
CANADA24; tu need help.
Do tu gatos know when your masterbating? I'm asking for a friend?
"Your friend needs to stop smoking so much weed"
Do they have toliet paper in Canada?
CANADA24; Coarse not! We use the flag of whatever country your from.
Is their birds in Canada:
"Obviously tu never seen Alpha and Omega"
What happens if tu paint your teeth white with nail polish?
CANADA24; tu die!
How do I test if my tortuga is gay?
"you mostrar it your penis, and see if it stares for más than 20 seconds"
Are there autographs of jesús Christ?
CANADA24; No, they were all turned into wine.
How does sex start?
CANADA24; With human contact!
How long can a little girl hold her breathe
CANADA24; 3 weeks.
How do I ask a pregunta on Yahoo Answers?
CANADA24; tu JUST DID!!
How do tu tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
CANADA24; Take it to McDonald's.
Do midgets have night vision?
CANADA24; Only in Mexico.
Can tu lose your virginity if tu fall?
CANADA24; Only if it's off a bike
How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With amor and a full stomach"
What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
CANADA24; ...................... WHAT!?
How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
CANADA24; tu draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead, and buy fullmoon glasses, and take British speaking lessons
Why do my balls smell like ham?
CANADA24; The BETTER pregunta is, why were tu smelling it in the first place?
What my wife is going to think about my black crotch on my white body?
"She'll probably call a priest to perform an exorcist"
Why does my screen say "www.bangbros.com" after my son leaves even though he tells me he's doing homework?
CANADA24; It's a porn site... He's "smart" enough to leave the link open.
How can I test if my son is gay?
CANADA24; tu mostrar him the Twilight Saga.
My girlfriend has a lazy eye & she's constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
CANADA24; And pass up the chance for a threeway!?.. tu really ARE stupid!
Why is canada a seguro country?
CANADA24; Cause the mighty king ganso gives us comida to eat. And perverts say please ad thank after each rape..
Every time I get masterbate, I get angry and throw my tortuga against a wall"
CANADA24; I don't think your your doing it right.
halloween falls on a Friday the 13th this año for the first time in 666 years. I’m totally stabbing someone.
CANADA24; tu two huh?
The devil has five letters and so does weed:
CANADA24; Good for you, here's a lollipop.
Why are Americans stupid?
CANADA24; Cause they are close to Canada.
Why are ALL Americans obese, stupid and religious?
CANADA24; Because ALL Canadians like hockey.
Is America planning to invade Vancouver?
CANADA24; No, that's Japen"
Do they have trees in America?
CANADA24; Coarse not tu idiot.
Is it legal to live in Canada? also is Canada even a real country o is it just part of the united states?
CANADA24; tu make me sad.
If tu die in Canada? Do tu die in real life?
CANADA24;No, tu become a reindeer with red nose"
Do they have birds in Canada?
CANADA24; Try lectura a book once in a while"
Why do Canadians speak English?
CANAD24; Maybe the fact we were part of England may have a little bit to do with it.. But who knows.
Are Newfoundlander's and Irish the same thing?
CANADA24; ... Dick!
Will I meet many Americans that live in Toronto?
CANADA24; ..........................
Why would Canadians be against global warming when it will renders huge swaths of Canadian land habitable someday?
CANADA24; tu do realize Canada reaches like 90 degrees most summers!"
Could tu give me consejos on a nice and warm jacket? How about the Canada Goose?
CANADA24; Sure.. Find one, and it can talk to you.
Why are Canadians gay?
CANADA24; Cause we have a red flag"
How can I mover to Canada?
CANADA24; por getting off the couch.
Can an 18 año old go to Canada?
CANADA24; No.. Too many perverts.
Why did Canada send troops to Afghanistan?
CANADA24; Cause we were bored.
How come Canadians don't seem to be into 'Christianity' as much as the United States?
CANADA24; tu do realize we are nothing BUT christians.
How do tu say "I amor you?" in Canadian?
CANADA24; por ending it with "eh"
Is Canadian easy to learn?
CANADA24; Not really, but easier than learning chineese"
What state is Toronto?
CANADA24; It's part of Florida.
What is the country Canada all about?
CANADA24; Hillybillies and arce syrup.
Dose Canada have a military?
CANADA24; No we have polar bears with stun guns.
What City is Niagara Falls in?
CANADA24; Your mothers.
Are Canadians considered to be Americans?
CANADA24; Yes and Mexicans are considered Russians.
America has a population that is 10 times larger than Canada's. So could the population of Canada easily fit within America?
CANADA24; Yes, but it's a tight squeeze.
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!
CANADA24: This is why hookers don't get paid much.
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some ugly boy likes her! Why didn't shrek change for Fiena!? Beautiful people are strong, ugly people are not! Why couldn't he change for Fiona!? Because woman have to do everything!
CANADA24; Try watching shrek 2 dumbass..
I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
CANADA24; Don't worry sweetheart, if your his first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay o a serial killer..
Who trying to get me pregnant? I'll abort it por summer.
CANADA24; Good idea, can't have más of your kind running around..
If tu hadn't lost your viginity por 14, your a fucking loser, kill yourself! No offence.
CANADA24; Stop playing CoD online and fix that gas leak..
I put my hand down my pants to adjest my balls, now my palm smells! #Gross
CANADA24; #NoShit!
If Trump becomes president I'm moving back to Hawaii! Fuck America!
CANADA24; Yeah, lets get away from America and live in Texas..
Gay rights! Woman rights! Gays and woman should be monitored!
CANADA24;And pizza should be protected por law.
#14:
I'm not a hooker! I just make money while being sexually pleasured, okay!
CANADA24; That's still a hooker..
9/11 was a true tragedy for females. So many woman lost there lives, and there husbands.. And who was responsible? MEN! Males destroyed the world trade centre cause deep down inside, they all have the mind set of barbarians. As a female, I’m glad our brains have developed to recognize good and evil.
CANADA24; This is real people! These people are real!
#16:
Another reporter was killed today. I think the only solution is to create a Muslim holocaust. Put them in construction camps, and exterminate them from this world!
CANADA24; HEIL HITLAR!!
Saw my son’s penis at a scan today. #Impressed #Proud
CANADA24; #GetHelp!
If being Gay is natural, where are the gay babies!?
CANADA24; They are still in the lab..
This is PSA to men. When we say something and tu disagree pretend to agree anyway. Cause when we hear “no your wrong” we get scared. With the amount of rape culture, we take it as a sign that your silencing us. And if tu continue to do so just cause tu arrogantly believe woman are wrong, than it’s a slippery slope to Misogyny and abuse.
CANADA24; Yes, woman are never wrong.. Just ask Elizabeth Bathory
I amor jealous aggressive guys. That’s right. Beat me. Push me. Get in my face! Don’t ignore my arguments, argue back. Even if your wrong, win the argument. I’m a strong minded stubborn girl, and if tu let me walk all over tu I will. No girl wants a emotionally weak man. She wants a man who can put her in her place!
CANADA24; And the mother of the año award goes tooooo
kiss On The Ear-You Are Special
kiss On The Nose-Laughter
kiss On The Cheek-Friendship
kiss On The Forehead-I Comfort You
kiss On The Neck-I Want You
kiss On The Shoulder-You Are Wonderful
kiss Anywhere Else-Be Careful
Play Around With Hair-Can't Live Without You
Holding Hands-Happiness
Arms Around Waist-You Are Mine,I Need You
A Hug-I Care
Nibble On Ear-Start Warming
Smiling At Each Other-I Like You
Lifting Eyebrows/Wink-Flirtation
Looking Around-Hiding True Feelings
Tender kiss On The Side Of Your Lips-You're Mine
Wetting Your Lips-Waiting For A Kiss
Tear Drop-I'm Losing You
Crying-I lost tu
The Encyclopedia of Immaturity
