Donald Trump is The Man.
1.He's a big patriot who always puts America first
Donald Trump is a man who is very loyal to his country so he always thinks about ways to make his country America a better place in order in improve life for Americans.
2.He will increase the American economy
Whether tu like him o not tu have to admit that he is a brilliant businessman so its obvious that he is going to increase the economy por opening new businesses and helping the existing business companies so that they wont be forced to mover from America to Mexico
3.He is a fearless leader who isn't afraid to speak the truth
Honestly,the current America is a real mess.You have Mexicans who corrupt our youth por selling drugs to them and raping white girls,Muslims who always commit terrorists attacks in order in to make America shy away from fighting the threat of Islamic Fundamentalism and blacks who always terrorize innocent white Americans and have a hidden agenda to take over America and turn all white people into slaves.If we don't stop them than America is going to be ruined and the worst thing is that because of political correctness people are afraid to speak against this dangerous criminals.
However Donald Trump is different because he is a fearless leader who who always speaks the truth without caring about what people say about him.The best example of his fearless attitude is how he informed everyone about the Muslim terrorist attack that happened in Sweden this February unlike Swedish government who tried to hide the fact that the terrorist attack happened because they didn't want to risk losing their título as the most PC country in the world.
4.He is going to build a wall
Trump is going to build a muro in order to separate the American Paradise from the hell that is Mexico so that filthy Mexican demons wont be able to enter America in order to corrupt our youth and downgrade our society.
5.He doesn't believe in the"Global Warming"myth so he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like protecting the environment
I wish that people would realize that Global Warming is nothing más than a stupid lie that was created por dumbass hippies in order to force people to protect nature.
One of the reasons why Donald Trump is awesome is the fact that he wont waste our budget on stupid shit like planting más trees,protecting stupid and useless animales etc.Instead he is going to increase the military budget in order to keep America as the strongest military force in the world so that China and Russia wont stand a chance against us.
6.His zodiac sign is Gemini
I know what you're thinking right now,why the hell is a President's zodiac sing important?Well the answer is quite simple;its because zodiac signs are very important to determine people's personalities and relationships to others.
Trump is Gemini and Putin is Libra and since both Gemini and Libra are compatible because of the fact that they both Air signs means that its very unlikely for Russia and America to get into war with each other
7.His sex appeal
Honestly,have tu seen any other President that it as sexy looking as him?I bet that the Russians are green from envy that our President is hot as hell while their President looks like an ugly dwarf.Also he's a real trend setter as well because ever since he's become President everyone started to dye their hair naranja in order to look like him.
These are my reasons why I believe that Trump is awesome and if tu are a Trump hater I hope that your opinion of him will change after lectura this article.
Also HAPPY APRIL FOOLS' día to everyone who has wasted their precious time por lectura this stupid articulo :D
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All hail to the Great Emperor Donald Trump
The Wolf Pack
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu do not like colorful caballos with the ability to speak, run for your life.
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Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Stop Motion has been around much longer than anyone can imagine. It was created in 1898, and since then, it has gotten más popular.
Milford, Neigh Jersey
March 3, 1966
Guy: *Walks downstairs to his basement after walking into his house, and goes to his Calliope. He turns it on*
Song (Start at 0:57): link
Guy: *Walks...
This is a My Little poni, pony fan fiction. If tu don't like talking caballos that come in different colors, please run for your life.
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
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Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
At a classic car mostrar in Baltimare, a lot of ponies were enjoying theirselves. A song was playing
Song: link
Blazin' Blue: *Sitting por his car*
Saten Twist: *Sitting por his car, and a sign*
Filly: *Reading sign* Vote for my car to win, o tu will be killed por a chain saw. Mommy, what's a chain saw?
Mother: Never mind. *Walks away with filly*
Saten Twist: Maybe I overdid it with the sign.
Ryan: *Arrives in his car,...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool tiburón movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST goosebumps EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had indigestion o something.. That face image fucked me up..
