NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

The vodka Hotline: 772-257-4492

Outsource-A-Breakup To India: 631-403-2029

Bible Stories in 60 Seconds: 240-258-4010

The "Free Marijuana" Hotline: 267-436-5129

The Divorce Hotline: 631-403-2016

IRS Tax Extension Help Line: 267-436-5139

The "Loud Talkin' Redneck" Hotline: 401-285-0705

A Life-Saving Message: 267-436-5115

"Twilight" Obsession Hotline: 973-409-3307

Ruminations: 631-403-2013

Tech-Support Hotline: 772-257-4678

Automated Sobriety Test: 781-452-3027

movie hotline 781-452-4066

Gay Marriage debate Line: 413-497-0148

Beer Goggles Hotline: 954-482-4332

Your Status actualización Are Annoying: 267-436-5224

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I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether o not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, segundo of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...

1. Take someone's shopping carro and switch the items with stuff from the person siguiente to them's carro
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen tu in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of tu on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. mover "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas....

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When tu are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When tu are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When tu are dating..... He takes tu out to have a good time.
When tu are married ....He brings inicial a 6 pack, and says "What are tu going to drink?"

When tu are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When tu are married ....He flicks your ear in public.

When tu are dating..... A Single cama for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When tu are married ....A King size cama feels like an army cot.

When tu are dating..... tu are turned on at the sight of him naked....

Hi, fanpop friends. These are some misceláneo bits of trivia about me.

* I think anime is the best.

* I'm a nerd when it comes to Batman.

* My favorito! holiday is Christmas.

* I have nostalgia for what Cartoon Network was like in the 1990s and 2000s.

* My favorito! actor/singer is Tony Jay.

* My favorito! actress is Emily Blunt.

* I'm a writer. I've been escritura regularly since I was a teenager. I started off as a comedic writer, before becoming obsessed with escritura romantic stories.

* I'm not a fan of horror films and I only like a small amount of documentaries. My favorito! film genres include animation,...

Man, the fighting game community is lame. They make fun of Super Smash Bros Melee all the time, all they care about is some guy from an old fighting game called Fatal Furry, and they never shut up about the Arks System. Why would anyone care? What is this dumb indie game? Divekick? Sounds like a dumb move. Where’s the true indie game title, Up+Smash? That’s all I care about!- Where am I going with this joke again?



Divekick, an indie título made por fighting game fans for fighting game fans. And people who buy weird indie games cause they have dumb internet web series. What a coincidence....