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#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers just gave up on trying, giving us THIS..
Alan tries to prove Charlie is dead in order to collect $2.5 million in back-royalties, but has no proof other than Rose's word. Evidence begin to mount that Charlie is still alive. The money is claimed, threatening notes are received and Jenny, Jake, Chelsea and friends of Charlie receive mysterious checks for large amounts along with written apologies. Alan receives a FedEx package addressed to Charlie containing whiskey, cigars, and a cuchillo with which Charlie used to chase Alan.
Rose says that Charlie is still alive, explaining how, after catching him cheating, a goat saves Charlie when Rose throws him into the path of an oncoming train, following which Charlie is returned to America and held captive. Evelyn and Rose then go into hiding while Alan and Walden go to the police before finding the house vandalized with más threats. Jake Harper drops por and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in japón and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. The police say they have captured Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater. Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey. They observe a helicopter carrying a paino approaching the house. Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the paino falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a paino fall on him.

#8: GOOSEBUMPS:
Just about EVERY goosebumps ending is something that was barely dado any true efforts..

#7: Mad Max/Fury Road:
No comment..

#6: HELLSING ULTIMATE:
I can't say this ending made too much sense to me.
I didn't quite follow along..

#5: SAW 5:
It's possible that every Saw has a dumb ending except the first, and final.
The fifth ends with the hero finally catching the bad guy, but it was all for nothing in the end, as the bad guy escapes and the good guy dies graphically. But hey, ALL Saw cine end like that, so I guess I shouldn't have been too shocked.
Saw films don't allow favorito! characters.
Everyone ends up dying in the end of the films, ESPECIALLY the characters tu are voting for..

#4: FARCRY 4:
No comment..

#3: CALL OF DUTY/GHOSTS:
I like the this game, hell I amor ALL the call of duty games (even the shitty ones).
And frankly the games villain, Rorke was a friggin badass.
But of coarse this fact is ruined por the post ending scene, where Rorke came back from things no NORMAL person would come back from.
I mean really.
Shot in the corazón from close range por a powerful revolver, and then left 2 die in a sinking train, in the middle of a of ocean, that the player himself, who had zero scratches on him, barely servives from.
What are you, friggin superman!?

#2: THE MIST:
He shot his own son, and it was in vein!
What the hell is that!?

#1: SINISTER:
I hate cine where the main character dies in vein, partially when it's por his own daughter.
After she is brainwashed por Balgu, and records the murders herself killing her own family, as did all the other children of the victims, and the truth of what happens dies with them, and Balgu is free to continue his evil demon ways..
posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the cocina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place siguiente to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess tu might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt tu very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I dicho trailing off.

"Erm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
IDK why, but I guess I'll be escritura certain parte superior, arriba 10 artículos for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my parte superior, arriba 10 favorito! cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many cine with car chases that are liked...
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Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go inicial right now and complete lectura Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and dicho “I want to talk...
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posted by nivi20997
Rachel's POV:


Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy siguiente door from the very first día he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a fecha with every single girl in our school and that big lista includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a fecha with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...
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The limo was filled with an awkward silence until they pulled up at Eve's house. "Well, we'll see tu in the morning," Mellissa dicho to Leo, Jake, and Raymonde, who nodded. Kenya, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa grabbed their stuff, waved, and headed inside. Eve's mom and a girl no younger than sixteen with rosado, rosa hair greeted them at the door. When Eve saw the girl with rosado, rosa hair, she folded her arms against her chest. "Hello, girls! Come on in. Eve, please introduce your cousin," Her mom dicho as they all went to the living room. "Get comfortable and I’ll be in to check on tu in 30 minutes, and you...
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posted by StarWarrior
CHAPTER ONE
    “I’ve got it!” Shade squeaked.
    “Hurry!” esmeralda barked, trying to keep up with him.
    “Corner it there, quick!” Kitmira barked.
    Shade turned the rabbit toward the thick thorn bushes. It was getting tired. Shade pounced; he landed perfectly on its back.
    “Bite it!” Neko commanded.
    Emerald lunged adelante, hacia adelante and sunk her teeth into its neck.
    “Good catch!” Mamma called.
    “Did we hunt...
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posted by justinfangrrl
I did write this on tumblr. It's both opinion and fact. More-so on fact. Say what tu want. But don't be rude.

***

A rant for the earth~ Idle no más

-just a rant, reblog if tu wish/if tu amor the earth- //read if tu want

Jeez, I was having a conversation with my mom (a social studies teacher) about racism and how odd it is that somehow all the corrupt, stupid people get picked to be a Country’s leader. [This isn’t always the case of course, but it happens más than it should]

I can honestly say that Stephen Harper is probably the most despicable, corrupt, moronic, pathetic excuse of a Prime...
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Months passed, and everything went the same. Eve hadn't controlled her bat shifting, it kept snowing around Emma’s asiento during tests, and everyone was suspicious of Mellissa in gym class.

It was a crisp Monday on October 12th--- two weeks before Halloween. And a full moon. "Attention all students of Pine Oak! As tu know, it is almost Halloween, which means it's time to get ready for our halloween Bash!" Principal Brown's voice boomed over the whole school, and applaud followed the intercom. "So pick your dates, costumes, and I will ask all 7th graders to sign up for decorating committee."...
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"See you!" Emma dicho turning the corner on her bike. Eve and Mellissa waved in reply. The rest of the school día went por pretty quickly for them. "Eve, can I see your place? We've seen mine and Emma’s just not yours." Mellissa asked. "No, my room would be, uh, too messy. Maybe some other time," Eve dicho panicking. "Gosh, okay then. I'll see tu tomorrow." Mellissa replied. "There's something Eve's hiding... and I'm going to find out!" Mellissa thought.

Mellissa followed Eve to a small one story house that looked warm and cozy. Mellissa hid behind the side. Eve turned around in Mellissa's...
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The siguiente día was Wednesday, which meant they met with Ms. Winters again. "I'm kind of scared!" Emma whined. Mellissa and Eve rolled their eyes. “Come on, Emma!" Eve threw back her head. "Fine." Emma replied back.

When it was time, Ms. Winters pulled them inside the classroom. "We're going to learn your abilities. Eve, tu first. Think bats." Ms. Winters said. Eve got up and closed her eyes. Fangs shot out of mouth and her once small human frame morphed into a bat. "Squeeeeeak! Squeeeaaaak!" Eve tried to say.

"Nice job, Miss Dipalo.Now Mellissa. If tu don't already know, tu have super strength,...
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The siguiente day, after math, Emma, Eve, and Mellissa met. When the door to the bathroom was locked, Emma dicho "Go as far from me and everyone as tu can."

"Eek!" Eve screamed. "Eve, are tu okay?! Please tell me you're okay." Mellissa exclaimed. “I--- I'm fine, it's just... I CAN SEE IN THE DARK BETTER THAN LIGHT! I just thought I needed glasses..." Mellissa and Emma both stuttered. "Just, let's go on..." Eve said. Once they were as far away as they could be, Emma dicho "Now come close." "What's the point of this, Emma?" Eve dicho impatiently. Emma sighed, clearly annoyed. "Just do it ok?" Emma...
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"Hey, Mom, Dad, I'm home!" Emma called from the foyer of their house. She walked into the cocina and found her parents cooking dinner. "Hi sweetie, we're cooking vegetarian espaguetis, espagueti and the sauce, your favorite!" Her mom said. "Cool! But I need to eat it fast, I need to call some friends and talk, is that okay?" Emma said, walking over to her mom. "Of course, honey!" Her mom said. "And dinner's just about ready."

"Bye!" Eve mouthed to Mellissa from the sidewalk. Eve turned the corner and once she did she started running towards an alley. "Might as well take a shortcut." She muttered to herself....
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First off, I’m trying to convey that I find your statement o remark funny, even though I may o may not be laughing behind this screen. Some people are too lazy to laugh, o just do it to make them think that they like tu in order to get something out of you. Those kind of lolers are NOT your friends, I repeat NOT. For those who are clueless about what I’m talking about, “lol” is internet slang for laugh out loud and is probably the most used word on the internet and about 90% of internet denizens use this slang word in their daily online conversations, blog posts, comments, etc....
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that tu have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week tu eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.

Let's say tu eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).

2.Multiply that number por 2.

8 x 2 = 16

3.Add 5 to the anterior result.

16 + 5 = 21

4.Multiply that por 50.

21 x 50 = 1050

5.Add the current año (Gregorian).

1050 + 2011 = 3061

6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If tu haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.

(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)

3061 - 251 = 2810

7.(Assuming tu were born in 1975...)

2810 - 1975 = 835

8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week tu eat o want chocolate (the number tu specified in the first step).

8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
posted by misscrazel
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                  Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
 "It's a long story. tu wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. tu can tell me if tu ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
posted by animelol
-Every year, nearly 4 million gatos are eaten in Asia
-On average, gatos spend 2/3 of a día sleeping,that means a 9 año old cat has been awake for 3 years of its life!
-When a cat chases its prey,it keeps its head level. perros and humans bob their heads up and down.
-A group of gatos is called a "clowder"
-Female gatos tend to be right pawed, while male gatos are often left pawed
-Cats make about 100 different sounds, perros make 10.
-Some siamese gatos appear to be cross-eyed because the nerves from its left eye go mostly to the right and the opposite with the other eye
-A gatos eyesight is both better and...
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If tu could see inside my heart
Then tu will understand
I'd never mean to hurt you
Baby I'm not that kind of man

I might not say I'm sorry
Yeah, I might talk tough sometimes
And I might forget the little things
Or keep tu hanging on the line

In a world that don't know Romeo and Juliet
Boy meets girl and promises we can't forget
We are cast from Eden's gate with no regrets
Into the fuego we cry

I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
I'd do anything
I'd lie for you
You know it's true
Baby I'd die for you
I'd die for you
I'd cry for you
If it came right down to me and you
You know it's true, baby I'd die for you

I might...
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It's all the same
Only the names will change
Everyday
It seems we're wastin' away

Another place
Where the faces are so cold
I drive all night
Just to get back home

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
Dead o alive
Wanted
Dead o alive

Sometimes I sleep
Sometimes it's not for days
The people I meet
Always go their separate ways

Sometimes tu tell the day
By the bottle that tu drink
And times when you're alone
When all tu do is think

I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead o alive
Wanted
(Wanted)
Dead o alive

Ohh alright
Ay

Oh I'm a cowboy
On a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted
(Wanted)
Dead or...
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