#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers just gave up on trying, giving us THIS..
Alan tries to prove Charlie is dead in order to collect $2.5 million in back-royalties, but has no proof other than Rose's word. Evidence begin to mount that Charlie is still alive. The money is claimed, threatening notes are received and Jenny, Jake, Chelsea and friends of Charlie receive mysterious checks for large amounts along with written apologies. Alan receives a FedEx package addressed to Charlie containing whiskey, cigars, and a cuchillo with which Charlie used to chase Alan.
Rose says that Charlie is still alive, explaining how, after catching him cheating, a goat saves Charlie when Rose throws him into the path of an oncoming train, following which Charlie is returned to America and held captive. Evelyn and Rose then go into hiding while Alan and Walden go to the police before finding the house vandalized with más threats. Jake Harper drops por and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in japón and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. The police say they have captured Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater. Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey. They observe a helicopter carrying a paino approaching the house. Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the paino falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a paino fall on him.
#8: GOOSEBUMPS:
Just about EVERY goosebumps ending is something that was barely dado any true efforts..
#7: Mad Max/Fury Road:
No comment..
#6: HELLSING ULTIMATE:
I can't say this ending made too much sense to me.
I didn't quite follow along..
#5: SAW 5:
It's possible that every Saw has a dumb ending except the first, and final.
The fifth ends with the hero finally catching the bad guy, but it was all for nothing in the end, as the bad guy escapes and the good guy dies graphically. But hey, ALL Saw cine end like that, so I guess I shouldn't have been too shocked.
Saw films don't allow favorito! characters.
Everyone ends up dying in the end of the films, ESPECIALLY the characters tu are voting for..
#4: FARCRY 4:
No comment..
#3: CALL OF DUTY/GHOSTS:
I like the this game, hell I amor ALL the call of duty games (even the shitty ones).
And frankly the games villain, Rorke was a friggin badass.
But of coarse this fact is ruined por the post ending scene, where Rorke came back from things no NORMAL person would come back from.
I mean really.
Shot in the corazón from close range por a powerful revolver, and then left 2 die in a sinking train, in the middle of a of ocean, that the player himself, who had zero scratches on him, barely servives from.
What are you, friggin superman!?
#2: THE MIST:
He shot his own son, and it was in vein!
What the hell is that!?
#1: SINISTER:
I hate cine where the main character dies in vein, partially when it's por his own daughter.
After she is brainwashed por Balgu, and records the murders herself killing her own family, as did all the other children of the victims, and the truth of what happens dies with them, and Balgu is free to continue his evil demon ways..
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I amor this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers just gave up on trying, giving us THIS..
Alan tries to prove Charlie is dead in order to collect $2.5 million in back-royalties, but has no proof other than Rose's word. Evidence begin to mount that Charlie is still alive. The money is claimed, threatening notes are received and Jenny, Jake, Chelsea and friends of Charlie receive mysterious checks for large amounts along with written apologies. Alan receives a FedEx package addressed to Charlie containing whiskey, cigars, and a cuchillo with which Charlie used to chase Alan.
Rose says that Charlie is still alive, explaining how, after catching him cheating, a goat saves Charlie when Rose throws him into the path of an oncoming train, following which Charlie is returned to America and held captive. Evelyn and Rose then go into hiding while Alan and Walden go to the police before finding the house vandalized with más threats. Jake Harper drops por and tells a surprised Alan and Walden that he left the Army, is now married and living in japón and has turned his $250,000 into $2.5 million in Vegas. The police say they have captured Charlie, but the suspect is Christian Slater. Alan, Walden and Berta relax in lounge chairs while they smoke Charlie's cigars and drink his whiskey. They observe a helicopter carrying a paino approaching the house. Charlie, seen only from the back, approaches the front door and the paino falls on him. The camera pulls back from the set to where producer Chuck Lorre is sitting, upon which Lorre turns around and says "winning", only to have a paino fall on him.
#8: GOOSEBUMPS:
Just about EVERY goosebumps ending is something that was barely dado any true efforts..
#7: Mad Max/Fury Road:
No comment..
#6: HELLSING ULTIMATE:
I can't say this ending made too much sense to me.
I didn't quite follow along..
#5: SAW 5:
It's possible that every Saw has a dumb ending except the first, and final.
The fifth ends with the hero finally catching the bad guy, but it was all for nothing in the end, as the bad guy escapes and the good guy dies graphically. But hey, ALL Saw cine end like that, so I guess I shouldn't have been too shocked.
Saw films don't allow favorito! characters.
Everyone ends up dying in the end of the films, ESPECIALLY the characters tu are voting for..
#4: FARCRY 4:
No comment..
#3: CALL OF DUTY/GHOSTS:
I like the this game, hell I amor ALL the call of duty games (even the shitty ones).
And frankly the games villain, Rorke was a friggin badass.
But of coarse this fact is ruined por the post ending scene, where Rorke came back from things no NORMAL person would come back from.
I mean really.
Shot in the corazón from close range por a powerful revolver, and then left 2 die in a sinking train, in the middle of a of ocean, that the player himself, who had zero scratches on him, barely servives from.
What are you, friggin superman!?
#2: THE MIST:
He shot his own son, and it was in vein!
What the hell is that!?
#1: SINISTER:
I hate cine where the main character dies in vein, partially when it's por his own daughter.
After she is brainwashed por Balgu, and records the murders herself killing her own family, as did all the other children of the victims, and the truth of what happens dies with them, and Balgu is free to continue his evil demon ways..
It all started when Chloe was in the cocina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that tu have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected por wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited por one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit o other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that tu have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers o water witches. Someone who can locate water o lost object with a rod o wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see o sense aura, o energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week tu eat o want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 o 10.
Let's say tu eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number por 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the anterior result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that por 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current año (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If tu haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming tu were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week tu eat o want chocolate (the number tu specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say tu eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number por 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the anterior result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that por 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current año (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If tu haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming tu were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 o 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one o two digits will be the number of times per week tu eat o want chocolate (the number tu specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. tu wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. tu can tell me if tu ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. tu wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. tu can tell me if tu ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."