1. I'm shamelessly ripping off a popular YouTube channel. GREAT START! ;D
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in articulo titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the siguiente guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the siguiente word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a año I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup día at a local zalamero, batido de frutas place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth o floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot ducha, ducha de afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN tu see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my parte superior, arriba 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my parte superior, arriba 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made lista RIGHT AFTER I dicho I'd work harder on the siguiente one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, o 6, I never completed my parte superior, arriba 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my parte superior, arriba 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty más articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering tu yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth o flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE siguiente CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on fuego in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the parte superior, arriba of a rascacielos with a paino about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
2. I waste my life doing crap that nobody reads.
3. What the hell kind of teenager owns a napalm flamethrower? Hell, what else do I have, the Tsar Bomb?
4. I have a strange fetish with capitalizing everything in articulo titles here on Fanpop. GRAMMAR NAZI!
5. I spam the word Chronological like hell in real life. How many times? Around over 9,000.
6. Resorting to using a popular meme? GREAT SCOTT!
7. I don't know why, but sometimes I just try to act cool, when I'm not at all. Maybe I should just stop playing Mortal Kombat and watching Total Drama for a little while.
8. When I'm crazy, I'm downright psychotic. Ren and Stimpy on vodka psychotic.
9. I can NEVER write a lowercase q. Seriously?
10. Almost every bad fanfiction I've reviewed is just bad porn. PERVERT!
11. I use hand sanitizer as much as the siguiente guy BLINKS.
12. Speaking of blinking, I have a strange fetish for the Pac-Man character Blinky. I don't know, he's just cool to look at for me. Call me a demented moron, but I really can't explain this one.
13. My songs..... They're terrible.
14. That reminds me, after using 3 periods in a sentence to indicate a pause, I ALWAYS capitalize the siguiente word after the few periods. An example is #13.
15. If the world was going to end in 5 minutes, I'd streak. F**KING REALLY!?
16. I say I hate cussing when I do it all the time. Talk about being a hypocrite.
17. I like FIve Nights At Freddy's. HOW DARE I HAVE AN OPINION!
18. I have stolen quite a few things from stores. Normally it's just gum and what not, but I do remember stealing a DVD one time. NO, I am NOT a thief, but once a año I just see something I have to have and DON'T KILL ME.
19. SERIOUSLY, F**KING STREAKING!? 2 Points for that one. -___-
20. I lie. A lot.
21. One time there was a Bring Your Own Cup día at a local zalamero, batido de frutas place. What did I bring?
I am selfish as s**t.
22. I almost NEVER brush my teeth o floss. All I use for the most part is mouthwash, and that's it.
I'm not kidding at all.
23. I have so many stupid, pointless, and annoying bad habits I do all the time. Examples are moving my ear, blinking, and twitching my arm. And although those aren't really my fault, they not only annoy others, but I don't even TRY to stop them.
Also, never let me use a touchpad. I will slam it like I'm playing one of those Test Your Strength games.
24. I really liked the movie Chicken Little. Call me crazy, but I just really enjoyed it. SHUT UP! >.<
25. I think I'm better than everyone else.
26. I'm picky. Very VERY picky.
27. ♫CAUSE I'M HOT THEN I'M COLD♫
Seriously, whenever I go swimming I feel cold, so I usually take a hot ducha, ducha de afterwards, BUT THEN I get hot and go back in the pool, BUT THEN tu see a pattern here?
28. I rushed my parte superior, arriba 5 Catchiest Songs Ever Made List. I also rushed my parte superior, arriba 10 Catchiest Songs Ever Made lista RIGHT AFTER I dicho I'd work harder on the siguiente one. LIER!
29. I don't finish a lot of my articles. I never finished Toxic Fanfic Reviews Episode 4, 5, o 6, I never completed my parte superior, arriba 5 Dreams, Admirable Fanfic Reviews Episode 1, and I never finished my parte superior, arriba 10 Worst Games Ever Made. Also never finished plenty más articles. LAZY!
30. Is my capitalizing fetish bothering tu yet?
31. I take off 2 points for wanting to streak at the end of the world but only 1 for not ever brushing my teeth o flossing. Who the hell am I, Paul Stiller?
32. I complain that many people in my school don't use proper capitalization when I'm the one who spams it to death and reviews porn fanfictions. WOW JARED, WOW.
33. If I had a pistooza for every time I did something that's too embarrassing to put in this article, I'D BE THE siguiente CARLOS SLIM.
TOTAL POINTS DEDUCTED: 33
TOTAL SCORE: 67
GRADE: D and half of a plus.
FINAL THOUGHTS: You'd rather twirl a spiked conductors baton on fuego in a pool full of sharks in acid rain on the parte superior, arriba of a rascacielos with a paino about to fall on your head then hang out with me.
SENTENCE: Burn him with a napalm flamethrower....
