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 Carving The Turkey
Carving The Turkey
When Daddy carves the turkey,
It is really quite a sight,
I know he tries his hardest,
But he never does it right.

He makes a fancy mostrar of it,
Before he starts to carve,
And stabs in all directions,
While we're certain that we'll starve.

He seems to take forever,
As we sit and shake our heads,
por the time he's finished slicing,
He's reduced the birds to shreds.

He yells as loud as thunder,
Just before he's finally through
For when Daddy carves the turkey,
Daddy carves his finger too!
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Everything has changed

(Taylor)
All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

(Taylor)
I just want to know tu better,
Know tu better, know tu better now.
(2x)

(Both)
I just want to know tu better,
Know tu better, know tu better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.


Cause all I know is we dicho hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is tu held the...
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The siguiente día was normal; everyone went to the underground place and got what everyone called "Monster Updates". The siguiente día was the halloween Bash, and everyone buzzed with excitement.

Right before first period Emma went up to Mellissa and Eve wearing a witch hat. "Hey! Aren't tu guys excited?!" Emma exclaimed. "Yeah!" Eve and Mellissa said. "Mel, are tu going with anyone?" Eve asked. "Leo, but just as friends. I'm not ready for guys yet." Mellissa motioned to her brother, who was goofing around with his friends in the hall. Eve and Emma nodded in understanding.

At lunch they sorted everything...
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posted by MadMeggi
1. Walk up to an old person and scream "Grandma/Grandpa your alive!

2. Hide in a closet at Ikea and pop out at people saying "I'm back from Narnia!"

3. Throw water balloons at passing cars.

4. Go door to door asking people for ice cubes. Take them home, melt them, and then take them back saying "I don't want them anymore.

5. Give a misceláneo stranger a Wet Willy.

6. Get caught masturbating and watching porn.

7. Call Walmart and ask if they sell they're employees.

8. Slap a waitress.

9. When a waiter asks tu want tu want to drink, tell them "Wouldn't tu like to know???!!!???"

10. When tu hear someone say something depressing, scream out Let's have a party!
posted by BloodyMascara_
Yes, this is from Tumblr.

Everyone: What emo shit are tu listening to?

Linkin park: When life leaves us blind, amor keeps us kind

Of Mice & Men: I've held my tongue for far too long, the silence kills me

My Chemical Romance: tu only live forever in the lights tu make. When we were young we used to say, that tu only hear the música when your corazón begins to break.

Green Day: So make the best of this test and don't ask why. It's not a pregunta but a lesson learned in time. It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right. I hope tu have the time of your life.

Black Veil Brides: Never...
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posted by randomgirl3000
1. Our brains create dreams through misceláneo electrical activity. About every 90 minutes, the brain stem sends electrical impulses and the analytic portion of the brain tries to make sense of these signals.

2. Some dreams are meaningful as they give us insight into ourselves. Dreams help us connect to our unconscious mind and make sense of our wishes and fears. Dreams help us make sense of our past, present and future por getting us in tune with our emotions.

3. Even though we can dream at any time of our sleep, we are most likely to dream during REM sleep.

4. We can sometimes control our dream...
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posted by dooodle
Pick the mes tu were born on:
(Jan) I partied with
(Feb) I smoked with
(Mar) I kicked
(Apr) I kissed
(May) I fought
(Jun) I died with
(Jul) I drunk with
(Aug) I ran naked with
(Nov) I killed
(Sept) I went into the hunger games with
(Oct) I sung to
(Dec) I robbed a bank with

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Pick the día tu were born on:
(1) Finnick Odair, Sexyness god of panem
(2) Lindsey Lohan
(3) A hobo
(4) Josh Hutcherson
(5) A REALLY pretty girl
(6) An i-Pod
(7) My grandfather
(8) Peanuts
(9) One Direction
(10) A ninja
(11) Death
(12) A gummybear
(13) A corpse
(14) Aphrodite100
(15) Dumbledore
(16)...
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posted by brianna91997
1. if tu have mario, play some mario games.

2. Go on fanpop for 1 o 2 hours.

3. post a couple tweets on twitter if tu have an account.

4. play outside.

5. go bike riding o swimming

6. read a book (i know some people think its boring)

7. draw something on paper o on the computer

8. watch nyan cat on youtube

9. play a zelda game if tu have any zelda games

10. watch hello kitty videos on youtube

11. play your 3ds for 3 hours if tu have a 3ds

12. post 100 pictures on deviantart if tu have an account

13. make a account on a website tu know of

14. post 10000000 pictures on this club (i know tu cant...
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posted by flippy_fan210
He kills and kills but doesn't know why
it doesn't matter how hard he tries.
if tu say Vietnam he'll stab tu with a fork
if tu say tiger you're head won't work.
He can use fire, pencils and car gas
heck, he'll just use whatever he has.
You can't stop him no matter what
if tu call for help he'll stab tu in the butt.
Never run because tu know he'll catch you
he might torture o just plain kill you.
Run for cover, más like run for death
he'll fill your eyes with crystal meth.
It doesn't matter if tu run o cry
either way you'll just plain die.
Almost anything can set him off
you better pray to god that...
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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley o our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I dicho giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the pan de molde, pan and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least...
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posted by britishboy
 as a human
as a human
a boy named Christan was at a special place he took his phone he didn't know until now. Now Christan is living Different lives. with light and school but what he doesn't know is what will happen in the future its a journey in a matter of life and death but Christan is missing out on school can he stop and leave from heaven but Christan remembers that his mom said, once Anointed tu can stay and use your powers to Erase tu when tu wanna come down tu cane put them in and go. so he fights its long a long way down but Christan doesn't stop he goes and sees God. there halo shines but this works God helped. now. Christan goes but wait he cant use his powers again. to finish read book two buh-bye
 as an ángel
as an angel
posted by The_Random_Guy
The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A lobo named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do tu want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." respuestas Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are tu doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as...
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