Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of calabaza pie.
Too bad tu finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, tu needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
tu ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows tu are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of calabaza pie.
Too bad tu finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, tu needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
tu ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows tu are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, tu better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
naranja who?
naranja tu glad I didn't say plátano again?
Hope tu had fun!
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!
-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.
-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.
And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
plátano who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
naranja who?
naranja tu glad I didn't say plátano again?
Hope tu had fun!
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon lectura the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and dicho "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet tu he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do tu know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.