Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.
1. Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a topo have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A pato walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pato doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have tu seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are tu a tree?
No.
10. What do tu call a man with no arms o legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
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And that's all for now.
1. Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
A. Get in the car
2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
"Long day?" the bartender asks.
"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
3. Q. What does an Eagle and a topo have in common?
A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.
4. A pato walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The pato doesn't say anything because its a duck.
5. Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
A. Wheres my tractor?
6. A: Knock knock!
B: Come in.
7. Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident.
8. Have tu seen Stevie Wonder's new house?
No.
Well, it's really nice.
9. Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are tu a tree?
No.
10. What do tu call a man with no arms o legs on the doorstep?
Whatever his name happens to be.
_____________________________________________
And that's all for now.
It all started when Chloe was in the cocina making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END