hola everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bajo por Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the articulo their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then por all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends halloween eve. o U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and parte superior, arriba me.
Hey..
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
So,
Remember me? Of course tu don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*
Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay..
ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights hace and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!
(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)
So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate escritura skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<
I guess this is a welcome back post? más like a "please dear god take me back" post :p
BUT HAY.
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camisa, camiseta looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them tu amor them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i amor tu again
step 9:walk around them in circles canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say tu hate them
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Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're camisa, camiseta looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them tu amor them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch o stumach
step 8.Say i amor tu again
step 9:walk around them in circles canto my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say tu hate them
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your escritorio o forehead.
2 = If tu have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's siguiente parte superior, arriba Model every day.
8 = Ask them every día to sit siguiente to them at lunch, but at lunch say tu were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
2 = If tu have long hair, flip it in someones face.
3 = Keep on shifting your chair.
4 = Keep on whispering Hi.
5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.
6 = Ask them where they live..
7 = Ask them if they watch America's siguiente parte superior, arriba Model every day.
8 = Ask them every día to sit siguiente to them at lunch, but at lunch say tu were just kidding.
9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.
10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.
11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.
12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.
13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.
14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
Are there even true friendship until now?
por Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives tu happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he o she will never turn his o her back on you...... o betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on tu and stick its self to greed.
tu cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
tu can never again.
He/she will leave tu disappointed and let tu down.
Why should tu look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When tu have God with his amor all wrapped around you.
por Secret Irken Invader Eve
Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.
Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives tu happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he o she will never turn his o her back on you...... o betray you.
But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on tu and stick its self to greed.
tu cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
tu can never again.
He/she will leave tu disappointed and let tu down.
Why should tu look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.
Why look for somebody else
When tu have God with his amor all wrapped around you.