misceláneo Article: How to ask crush on date: 20 Steps

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posted by lzzie

Step 1: Form crush

Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook

Step 3: Talk to friends about crush

Step 4: Talk to family about crush

Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush

Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog

Step 7: Dream about crush

Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books

Step 9: Fall in amor with crush

Step 10: Imagine having bebés with crush

Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day

Step 12: Cry at night because of crush

Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush

Step 14: Dress to impress crush

Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice

Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush

Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter

Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc

Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house

Step 20: Never ask crush out

The End.

deathding, pearlxashxdawn and 2 others like this

RoseOlaf THANK YOU.

pearlxashxdawn I agree with Step 20 completely!! For I am GIRL. A girl shouldn't ask her crush out. That's wrong. The guy should do it XD but seriously, either way, telling your crush he/she is your crush is either gonna end well or not. You don't know if he/she has the same feelings towards you. Let your friends do the investigating instead...

DerpThatHerp XD this just owns life

The Weeknd - Faith (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't tu cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...

Ariana Grande - 7 Rings (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah, breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubbles
Girls with tatuajes who like getting in trouble
Lashes and diamonds, ATM machines
Buy myself all of my favorito! things (yeah)

Been through some bad shit, I should be a sad bitch
Who woulda thought it'd turn me to a savage?
Rather be tied up with calls and not strings
Write my own checks like I write what I sing, yeah (yeah)

My wrist, stop watchin', my neck is flossy
Make big deposits, my gloss is poppin'
You like my hair? Gee, thanks, just bought it
I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it (yeah)

I want it, I got it, I want it, I got it
I want it, I got...

4-Non Blondes - What's Up? (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

25 years and my life is still
Tryin' to get up that great big colina of hope
For a destination

I realized quickly when I knew I should
That the world was made up of this brotherhood of man
For whatever that means

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I am feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the parte superior, arriba of my lungs
"What's going on?"

And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I dicho "Hey, a-what's going on?"
And I say, hey-ey-ey
Hey-ey-ey
I dicho "Hey, a-what's going on?"

Ooh,...

Tom Odell - Another amor (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

I wanna take tu somewhere so tu know I care
But it's so cold and I don't know where
I brought tu daffodils in a pretty string
But they won't flor like they did last spring

And I wanna kiss you, make tu feel alright
I'm just so tired to share my nights
I wanna cry and I wanna love
But all my tears have been used up

On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up
On another love, another love
All my tears have been used up

Oh oh

And if somebody hurts you, I wanna fight
But my hands been broken, one too many times
So I'll use my voice,...

Under The Arch With Tom Foolery

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy mostrar that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank tu everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank tu very much....

The Nut House Episode 22

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 22: Wayne's Invention

Wayne was sitting on his front porch when he saw Parker arrive in his Packard, followed por Kevin in his truck, and Liam in a Buick.

Wayne: Perfect. Right on time.
Kevin: *Walks with Liam, and Parker towards Wayne*
Liam: Good morning.
Parker: What did...

The Weeknd - In Your Eyes (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my corazón can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but tu try to
Oh, tu try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...

The Weeknd - Blinding Lights (lyrics)

posted by TimberHumphrey

Yeah

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe tu can mostrar me how to love
Maybe

I'm goin' through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch
Baby

I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (Oh)
No one's around to judge me (Oh)
I can't see clearly when you're go-o-one

I said, oooooooh
I'm blinded por the lights
No, i can't sleep until i feel your touch
I said, oooooooh
I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when i'm like this,
you're the one i trust

Hey!
Hey!
Hey!

I'm running outta time
'Cause i can see the sun light up the sky
So i hit the road in overdrive
Baby

O-o-o-o-oh...

Johnny Lightning Episode 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let tu down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...

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imágenes from my trip🍃 JetBlack

posted by Nuri__

tu guys having a good time?

I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one más week probably xD

The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutos to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)

I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.

Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^

Have some of my breathtaking fotografía shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icono contest when I have free time soon.

Don't ask!! just accept it XD

Rain 😎

friends of fanpop are with me on mountain parte superior, arriba XD

Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD

Proud to be a photographer^^

Amazing clouds.

My coffee relaxing on a tree XD

New look XD

Give Her The Dick

added by Ranty-cat

Source: Know your meme

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The Man Who Shot 50 Cent - PaRappa the Rapper 2 (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Guys, I’m about to give a hot take for tu all…. I do not care for PaRappa the Rapper on playstation 1. Now I am fully aware that is a crime against humanity, but I do like aspects of it. I amor the style of it for a PS1 game, I enjoy the character designs, and I think the música is pretty funky. But a lot of my problems with the game are from the gameplay feeling pretty rough and unfair at times. There are many times where I am pretty sure I hit the button at the right time, and not only does it sound awkward coming out of PaRappa as delayed as it sounds, but the game still counts it as...

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The Tony Hawk of Urban Violence - Marc Eckō's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published por Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed por The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...

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Too long for a muro post.. So .......

posted by Canada24

I noticed some very sad things if tu replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..

1: Jack's amargo, amargos line "teach me and your just run away again o something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole año when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.

2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill o capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.

3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man por this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.

4: If tu have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..

5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..

Quick, Shoot God - Baroque (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

I’ve never heard of this game up until now. I was watching a video on obscure titles por Atlus that weren’t SMT o Persona and one game that caught my attention was this strange little game called Baroque. Released originally for the Sega Saturn in japón only, it got a remake for the PS2 and Wii, and when Atlus got word of it, they decided to publicar the game, since the game was developed por Sting, and got it released in North America. And honestly, looking at this game, with a post-apocalyptic setting and all this talk of gods and ángeles and stuff… Yeah, I can see why Atlus wanted to...

The Kool-Aid Man Responds To Famous Characters

posted by whatsupbugs

Warning: This articulo is very repetitive and silly.

He-Man: "I have the power!"
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Robert De Niro: "Are tu talking to me?" (The Kool-Aid Man remains silent.)
Robert De Niro: "Are tu talking to me?" (No response)
Robert De Niro: "I'm the only one here, so tu must be talking to me."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Queen Elsa: "The cold never bothered me anyways."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Batman: "I want tu to tell all your friends about me. I'm Batman."
Kool-Aid Man's response: "Oh, yeah!"

Lex Luthor: "Nobody wants war. I just want to keep...

Gawoo Push Mungo! - Yanya Caballista: City Skater (PS2 Cents)

posted by windwakerguy430

Back in the good old days of the early 2000s, skateboarding was a big deal. It was hard to not hear a bunch of kids going around the city blasting Green día as they were doing ollie over school stairs, which was the style at the time. Nowadays, skateboarding is kind of a dead medium and skateparks have become as ancient as the pyramids of Egypt. I was always amazed por the style of skateboarding ever since I played Tony Hawk. And today’s game… has absolutely nothing to do with any of the Tony Hawk games. No, instead we’re heading to the far off lands to the east. That’s right, a Japanese...

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Merry Freakin' navidad - día 13: Terrawars: NY Invasion

posted by windwakerguy430

Well this is a game I never knew existed. Most of these games, I had minor knowledge of, but this is a game I never heard of, not a once. Terrawars: New York Invasion is a shooter all about playing as a soldier that must stop an alien invasion taking place in New York, obviously. The game was developed por Lady Luck Digital Media, this being their first and last game. Released on Xbox Original and PC, Terrawars was a game made on passion. The developers themselves went to New York City, Manhattan to be exact, in order to get the game to look as close to New York as possible. It’s kind of nice...

An old Nightmare on Elms calle spoof I made

posted by Canada24

Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored por a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized guante weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told tu if tu keep falling asleep, their gonna kick tu outta here"...

NikPiks QuikPiks - rosado, rosa Diamond is Worst Diamond... And That's Okay

posted by windwakerguy430

The año is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, caricaturas on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular mostrar had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that...