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posted by mimivilee
Hello everyone!

On the 23rd of November I am meeting Matt Smith (the 11th Doctor) for a foto shoot, and a signing! I am very lucky, I know.

I know how much tu all want to say something to Matt Smith, so I want tu to give me messages tu want to say to him, for me to put in a massive card I am going to get him.

This is the perfect opportunity for tu all to thank Matt, o just let him know of your existence!

tu can either enviar what tu want to say Here: www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/submit

o correo electrónico me what tu want to say at this address: mattsmithletters@gmail.com

If tu have any preguntas either correo electrónico me, o send me a pregunta HERE:

www.ontheangelside.tumblr.com/ask





THANK YOU! Please send me things, I would hate to have an empty card!
Reasons I amor You:

1) The way tu stand por my side


2) The times tu make sure nothing will harm me


3) How tu always find a new way to "WoW" me


4) When I'm sad, tu take the pain away with a joke


5) How tu always look deep into my eyes


6) How tu can make my corazón melt with your soft lips


7) The way tu hold my hand so tight


8) The way tu never let my hands go


8) How tu always watch out for me


9) They way tu make sure I have everything I need


10) How tu always know what to say when I get mad at you


11) When tu buy me things out of the blue


12) How tu say the cutest...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then tu can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the cerveza gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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posted by wisegirl778
Hehe


1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least favorito! teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your friends and go to the mall o something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your ipod and lay on your cama listening to every song on it.
9: Look up misceláneo people in your yearbook and if tu know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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added by BiteMeCullen107
Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are tu from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when tu fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours
-if tu were a booger I'd pick tu first
-help the homeless...take me inicial with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do tu have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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This has probably happened to a lot of tu because of taking notes in class.

Have tu ever got a little blister o callus because of escritura too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure o rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitarra o even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So tu have some calluses and tu want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

tu can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with limón for 10 minutos and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams o almendra oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and tu will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
added by KateKicksAss
posted by Vishwa_22496
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"


1) If tu Want to work for people ....Make your corazón the ultimate NGO and see the difference.

2) If tu want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference

3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.

4) As tu are the creator of your life, similarly tu are the destroyer of your life.

5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.

6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for tu
*always forget what tu did good for people


P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
There’s nothing better than that moment when tu have an incredibly interesting fact to spew in a social situation, making yourself sound infinitely más intelligent than tu really are. I have picked out some of her favoritos to throw out there at your New Years parties this weekend …


1. The U.S Government once poisoned over 10,000 American citizens.
And yes, that sh*t was intentional.

Even dumber than the idea of banning alcohol in the United States in the 1920s, was the idea to poison people in an effort to scare them away from drinking alcohol.

During the Prohibition, one way the black...
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I've recently heard that some people are offended por the T- camisa, camiseta slogan "Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them," and think it's sexist and that people wouldn't react the same if it was women they were targeting.

But the thing is, I feel that the camisa, camiseta isn't targeting men, but that it's for little girls who don't get along with boys. If I saw a five año old boy wearing a camisa, camiseta that dicho "Girls Have Cooties" o "Pull your sister's pigtails, she deserves it" I'd think it's cute.

I don't think it's sexist. If it was targeting the female o male gender I'd think it was, but I think it's just little girls not getting along with little boys, and thinking they're gross, not anything that might be serious.

But the people who criticize the slogan do make a good point, have tu ever seen a T.V. mostrar where they always make the man look like an idiot and he follows his wife's every order? If the genders were reversed, it would be considered sexist.
Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

*****

Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

*****

A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

*****

Here's a handy advice:don't consejos anyone,so tu don't carry their sins.

*****

Two tu can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

*****

The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

*****

A Woman doesn't...
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added by Trainofdoom
1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! tu threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! tu only wish tu could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like tocino, bacon and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont tu fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...
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As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears. 
Like an elefante I thought. 
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother. 
"I suppose they could." dicho my mother. 
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back. 
"We're asking...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**



1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh acebo who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed fotos of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." dicho an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh acebo in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other estrella accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot más at peace now that Josh has been busted.
posted by silverlocket
You are más than the choices that tu make. tu are más than the many hearts you’ll break. tu are más than your dreams that don’t come true. tu are más than whatever people think of you.
You are más than the things that tu say. tu are más than the places that tu stay. tu are más than the things that tu do. tu are más than I could ever think of you.
You are so much más than what tu think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make tu someone new. tu are more. tu are worth it. tu are so much greater than tu think...
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posted by jessicamc26
A supermercado had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some más trays and have them ready for tu por the time tu finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."
posted by karpach_14
On the first día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.


On the segundo día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the third día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fourth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big tocino, bacon Classic with cheese.

On the fifth día of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five cebolla rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...
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