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(A/N) WhAt'S uP mOtHeRfUcKeRs? :o) .... yeah sorry im obsessed with homestuck and have fallen madly in amor with Gamzee! -fangirl squel!- ^-^ but any ways what do we have here? another part of the truelox fanfic? yes! still has GaYnEsS cUsSiNg AnD sEx.

~Adam's POV~

"Married?" I asked shocked when Ty told my he proposed to Jason.

"Jesus Christ man, tu better know what you're doing" I said.

"Okay dude, I believe you, I just don't want you, o Jason getting hurt" I said.

Ty and I dicho our goodbyes and hung up.

I was happy for them, but something didn't feel right.

I got a Skype call request, it was from Jerome.

"Jerome?" I asked answering it.

"Adam! Oh thank god tu answered how's everyone going?" He asked sounding genuinely happy.

"Everyone's good, Ty and Jason are getting married" I dicho with caution.

"Really? he sounded upset, "That's amazing! I hope they're happy."

"Yeah, me too. How's it going with Mitch?" I asked.

"Oh yes, Mitch. We're dating" Jerome dicho sounding pleased.

"Really, i'm happy for tu guys" I dicho hoping fluffy and I were friends again.

"Oh thank tu biggums" Jerome said.

I got another Skype call request, it was Jason.

"It's Jason" I said.

"Let him registrarse our party" He dicho doing a little dance.

I let Jason join.

"Hey Jason" Jerome and I dicho in unison.

"Hey Adam...Jerome" Jason said.

"Jason can I tell tu something?" Fluffy asked.

"Sure" Jason simply said.

"I'm really sorry about everything that's happened between us. I'm over tu and dating Mitch, I just want to go back the ways things were before all of that." Fluffy said.

Jason nodded, "I'm happy for you."

"I'm happy for tu too" Jerome said.

"Yay we're all buddies now..woohoo" I said.

We laughed, like we used to.

~Jason's POV~

"Guys Ty and I are having a party in the park, would tu like to come?" I asked.

"I'd amor to" Adam said.

"Sounds like fun biggums.. i'm in" Jerome said.

"Great, the party's tonight" I felt stupid asking them and telling them on such a short notice.

They didn't complain though, they probably should've.

Hours passed and night came with ease.

Husky was the first to come, then Kermit with hit girlfriend, seto came with bash, then dawn and Adam, the Jerome and Mitch.

Ty walked up to me, "Why the hell is Jerome here?"

"I told tu he apologized, and he's dating Mitch."

"So? tu don't know if he's for real." He said.

I nodded knowing deep inside, he was right.

"Are we just supposed to kick him out?" I asked.

He grabbed my face and kissed my cheek, "No, just please be careful around him."

I nodded and kissed him back, to which he blushed.

Who knows, maybe Jerome did change, maybe he's a better person now and we're just shitting around worrying he's the same.

Now when did I become Shakespear?

"Hey Jason" Jerome dicho looking at me.

"Uh what..oh hey" I said, I can't believe I spaced out.

"Something wrong?" He asked drinking a beer.

"No no, not at all" I dicho trying to hide it.

"Jason, we need to talk, what's going on?" Jerome asked him.

"Everyone still thinks your a bad person, I don't want that to be true, I want to like you, I want tu to be my friend and no one judging us" I finally caved.

Jerome put down his drink, staring at me his face came closer to mine.

Until our lips crashed into each other, like a battle for dominance.

I will admit, I did like it, but I loved Ty's so I pushed Jerome off me.

"Dude what the hell?!" Ty and Adam dicho in unison as if waiting for me to push him away to say that.

"You dicho tu were over Jason, now you've hurt más people this time" Adam said.

"I have half a mind to puñetazo, ponche tu right now" Ty stated.

"Then do it!" Jerome shouted causing attention from the party.

I hung my head, shamed that I believed in Jerome.

As if in slow motion Ty punched Jerome and a fight had started.

In one rápido, swift motion someone had hit me, and I blacked out at the very segundo my skull came into contact with their fist.

~Ty's POV~ -a few minutos before the fight-

"Ty, don't look behind you" Adam warned.

I broke his order and looked around, Jerome was besar Jason.

"That bastard!" I exclaimed.

"Jason's not giving up though" Adam dicho looking curious.

"No, no no no, Jason does not like Jerome. Let's just go and confront them."

The segundo we got close Jason pushed him off as if noticing us.

"Dude what the hell?!" We dicho in unison.

"You dicho tu were over Jason, now you've hurt más people this time" Adam said.

"I have half a mind to puñetazo, ponche tu right now" I stated.

"Then do it!" Jerome shouted causing attention.

I did as he said, and punched him in the nose of his.

But then, it all happened so fast I didn't see what happened.

Someone had hit Jason knocking him to the concrete below him, splitting his head.

Everyone, was in awe.

Not long after that an ambulancia came and took Jason.

"Let's go" Adam dicho grabbing me por the shoulder and leading me to his car he shared with dawn.

"Who hit him?" Dawn asked.

"I don't know, either me or...Jerome" I dicho adding spite to his name.

"It's okay, Ty it'll be okay" Adam dicho trying to calm me down.

When I got inicial I went immediately to my room, and cried myself to sleep.

The siguiente día we went to the hospital to see Jason, and por we, I mean Adam, Dawn, and I.

"There was a young man who was checked in last night por the name of Jason, may we see him?" Dawn asked.

"Of course" The counter lady smiled pointing us to the direction of his room.

When we walked in Jason was sat up and dado a shot.

"How is he?" I asked watching him.

"He's alright, but the we've been giving him medicine, as tu just saw, and this medicine could permanently make him lose his memory" The doctor said.

"Does he have memory loss now?" I asked.

"Indeed he does" The doctor dicho packing his things ready to head out the door.

Jason felt the back of his head where he had stitches done.

"Who are you?" He asked.

I then finally saw something as if playing a movie in the back of my mind, I was the one who hit Jason.

(A/N)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

hola guys I know tu amor lectura these...fucking long.....A/N's...yep! well I had this idea for a while in the back of my head and when they finally declared ultimate amor for each other I pull this shit mover por saying "losing his memory! don't give a fucking fuck MoThEr FuCkErS :o) lol leaves any comentarios for any idea's I will possibly be adding characters if tu want to be a part of this..amazing fanfiction u-u im going to need your.....:

Sex:

age:

amor interest:

boi:

things tu like:

things tu dislike:

name:

now goodbye everyone from the one girl who came through for tu amor yew!!! bye!!!! xXx

P.S Oppa Gamzee style!
posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds tu of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his inicial adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he respuestas he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the fuente of much amusement.

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"If tu are a burglar, then we're probably at inicial cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's seguro to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write o draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on o off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to mostrar the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of tu just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your maletín o purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name etiquetas to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell tu all these: What dates & Why tu don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's día
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday o the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, tu know how if tu see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why tu ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would tu want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 año old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. tu fall down the stairs.

2. A árbol falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. tu eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. tu are making out with a person and then tu trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your almohada gets a face and bites tu head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate tu and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, tu get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that tu are going to die, then tu die.

11. When tu are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying misceláneo things until u cry laughing
5. continue lectura this
6. Walk up to siblings and say misceláneo things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up arrendajo, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add misceláneo people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are tu addicted? Are tu a super fan? Are tu just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are tu on fanpop too much?

1. tu see something tu like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. tu start shipping people tu know o see.

3. tu hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. tu hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. tu hear something and tu want to comentario on it.

6. tu have great ideas of something tu should post on fanpop at completely misceláneo times of day.

7. tu get a new favorito! and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will tu marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no más maní, cacahuete butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and tu have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely misceláneo things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as tu can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as tu can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend tu try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT o IT WON'T WORK AND tu WILL WISH tu HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK tu OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT tu ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise tu WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. siguiente to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS tu WANT. ~ 3....
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The parte superior, arriba six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as tu have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command o File Name" is about as informative as

"If tu don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as tu make a commitment to one, tu find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.
posted by kitkat709477
1.everyone around tu has an attitude problem
2.your adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3.the dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans
4.your husband/boyfriend is suddenly agreeing to everything tu say
5.your using your cellphone to dial up every bumpersticker that says "hows my driving call 1-800-***-dating"
6.everyone head looks like an invitation to batting practice
7.you're convinced theres a god and he's male
8.you're counting down the days till menopause
9.you're sure everyone is scheming to dive tu crazy
10.the ibuprofen bottle is empty and tu just bought it yesterday
11.you just want to puñetazo, ponche someone without a reason
12.if tu start wondering if pms is excuse to get away with murder
13.if tu were to busy thinking about ways to kill the last person who got on your nerves to realize I was only supposed to give tu 10

a little starotype but funny
*i didn't write this,just so tu know*
posted by HNismyfriend
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. While touring a reservation during the documentary she was puzzled as to why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses. So she asked a Valiente who only had one feather in his headdress, and his reply was: "Only have one woman: one woman, one feather."

Feeling the first fellow was only joking, she asked another brave. This Valiente had two feathers in his headdress. And he replied: "Me have two women: two women, two feathers."

Still not convinced the feathers indicated the number of sexual partners involved,...
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posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that tu just wanna puñetazo, ponche in the face , then someohow , tu end up in a relationship with them , tu fall in amor , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing tu want to burn either (:]) Well if tu still have feelings for that person im gonna help tu get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap tu guys (: , ohk so tu could first start off por doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave tu on fuego ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be dado LIFE in prison without the possibility o parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet pitón, python refused to eat it was dado three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD mostrando Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the pitón, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the pitón, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
okay here`s some tips for those who dont know how to date.....
1- be always self confident , have some self a steam .
2- be always c00l.
3- turn off ur cellphone during the date...always.
4-be always happy, happy with everything..with ur life.
5- if u really want him as ur bf o date.....try to be cool ,use the words like: yeah totally,or however....try to be little care less about him... ...lol
6- dont be bushy....stay calm and dont complain alot ....jst a little but not alot....
i cant remember anymore so......ill see u the siguiente time.....thank u all for lectura this..and plz comentario ,have all a gr8 day..peace ^_^
posted by tooch
I do not own any of these. If used, please credit teenthings@twitter.com

We all do, say, think o relate to these, in some way o another:

-When tu forget someone's name tu wait for someone else to say it so tu don't look like an idiot asking.
-I pick things up with my feet because I'm too lazy to bend down.
-I don't borrar my texts until it's 99% full.
-I hate when dinner's ready and tu are in the middle of something.
-I still sometimes buy kids meals only for the toy.
-I hate how I look after I cry.
-Saying 'Are tu kidding me?' even though tu know the person isn't.
-Stop pretending like...
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