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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes tu look illiterate and lazy. If tu want people to have time in their lives to read something tu posted, tu don't do something tu know tu would hate. To be honest, it doesn't take that long to read a goddamned post, even if it is over 1000 words long.

I'm sure there's quite a lot of us who hate it when people don't read our post. If we want help it's gonna be a little irritating to see someone go "TL;DR" when all they had to do was read some words. It's not hard to read, and it never hurts anybody. In fact, it'd be much, much better if people cared enough to read. I don't like it when people read books, and I don't like it when people see posts and get turned off por the length. I know I'm not the only one who hates this, and I know a few of tu lectura this has thought a post was too long to read. So to those of the latter, please try to read a post, may it be a large muro of text, o a short, simple reply, just read it, and make that a habit. It's a very bad habit to ignore posts because they're too long, and it helps no one.

I truly did not mean to offend anyone with this, and I only hope tu listen.
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posted by robobot14
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My chocolate

2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a

3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom

4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too agrio, agria
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty

My uva stepped on a mesa, tabla lamp because it was too unorganized!
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Don't let them catch you.
video
funny
weird
misceláneo
smosh
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.

Q: Why did the redneck cruzar, cruz the road?

A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Q: Why did the one-handed man cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get to the segundo hand shop.

Q: Why did the turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: Because he wasn't a chicken.

Q: Why did the fat turkey cruzar, cruz the road?

A: To get hit por my car.

Q: Why did the woman cruzar, cruz the road?

A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for tu tu twit she was only after your money and could have dado a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...
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posted by BlackSunshine
lol I found this on the internet.

INTERESTING FACTS

1. If tu yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, tu would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If tu fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's más like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my siguiente life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a muro uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans...
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posted by invadercalliope
Ok let me tell tu 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy


1)Put your arm around a person tu don't know

2)Then twirl another misceláneo persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a misceláneo persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool canto the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and mostrar them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a misceláneo person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
posted by Mallory101
1. If tu are right handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your right side. If tu are left handed, tu will tend to chew your comida on your left side.

2. If tu stop getting thirsty, tu need to drink más water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep tu from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz Lema is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best o nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal....
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posted by 789703011
1. What is your natural hair color?
Dark brown

2. Where was your ID pic taken?
home

3. What's your middle name?
anne

4. Your current relationship status?
Single just got dumped

5. Honestly, does your crush like tu back?
yes

6. What is your current mood?
hunger

7. What's the color of your underwear?
blue...

8. What is one thing that makes tu happy?
pizza

9.Who was the last person tu cuddled with?
it was probably my kitty!

10. If tu could go back in time, and change
the idea of tackin this examen

11. If tu MUST be an animal for ONE day-
I'd be a cat because they can just lay around all day...
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posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin
Not So Smart, Need A Sign?

Number One Idiot
I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center.
Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
She calmed down and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants.
I told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right away. Here's your sign, lady....
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