There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach tu exactly how to survive a horror movie.
Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to mover house.
If your friend gets bitten por a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better seguro than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm calle and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, tu might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If tu are annoying o a wise-ass, tu will die before the black guy.
If tu are a hot blond girl with big boobs, tu will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If tu open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If tu see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make tu some balloon animals!
Leave slow o clumsy friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t división, split up and look for clues. Everything tu learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
tu know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking tu out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because tu won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. más if you’re a girl.
If tu trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, tu don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast tu run, the killer will always be right behind o in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and más dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, tu will find an open window that tu were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever tu do, remember that the killer will never forget what tu did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If tu mover I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If tu see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. oscilación first, say sorry later.
Listen to the consejos of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers amor showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If tu hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do tu realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up o otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th o during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If tu do both, then the worst case scenario is: tu could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If tu friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. tu don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If tu hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if tu hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if tu hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an cebolla for a head o a oso, oso de trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for tu tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, tu should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing o breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When tu come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind tu in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs o Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling tu “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell tu they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while tu go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see tu again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where tu obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. tu have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror cine call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If tu run into the killer, tu can use them as a human shield.
When tu hear the música change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If tu and your friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. tu can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If tu are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go inicial and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back asiento of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude tu caught me!”
If tu come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If tu see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fuego and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s división, split up”, tell him “OK tu go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if tu are being chased. Once tu get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the cama is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If tu find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” tu KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when tu find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and tu hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind tu while running away. When tu look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet o doll turns to tu and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If tu knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens por itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If tu hear a little girl canto a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After tu shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands tu a videotape and says “If tu watch this tu will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If tu see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give tu the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas o tu will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see o hear you, WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
If tu are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. tu won’t like what tu see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If tu have any history of mental illness, tu will discover at the end of the movie that tu were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. mover very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never kiss your boyfriend o girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” o “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and tu won’t make it.
If tu spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk o do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and canto to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, google the name of the area. If the first five buscar results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because tu hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol o do drugs. Killers in horror cine have an extra-special hatred of drunk o stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If tu hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the siguiente scary noise tu hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms o legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get tu down. Later on, tu may be able to replace it with a chainsaw o machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person tu saved will die anyway.
If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your friends playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave tu alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make friends with rednecks o hillbillies unless tu want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If tu throw away a doll and come inicial to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When tu find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If tu are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased por a killer and tu meet one of your friends and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as tu pass by.
If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If tu can’t beat ‘em, registrarse ‘em.
A lista por Scary For Kids. Link here:
link
Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”
If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to mover house.
If your friend gets bitten por a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better seguro than sorry.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.
Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm calle and the entire state of Maine.
If you’re running around completely naked, tu might as well just murder yourself.
Don’t be black. For some reason, in horror movies, black people are usually the first to die.
If tu are annoying o a wise-ass, tu will die before the black guy.
If tu are a hot blond girl with big boobs, tu will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.
If tu open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.
Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.
If tu see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make tu some balloon animals!
Leave slow o clumsy friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.
Don’t división, split up and look for clues. Everything tu learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.
tu know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking tu out? Well it’s not a statue.
Never say “I’ll be right back” because tu won’t be right back.
When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!
If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. más if you’re a girl.
If tu trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!
If the killer is chasing you, tu don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.
No matter how fast tu run, the killer will always be right behind o in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and más dramatic pace.
On a stormy night, tu will find an open window that tu were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!
Whatever tu do, remember that the killer will never forget what tu did last Summer.
If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If tu mover I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!
Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?
Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.
If tu see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. oscilación first, say sorry later.
Listen to the consejos of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!
Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!
Never take a shower. Killers amor showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.
If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.
If tu hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.
Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do tu realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?
If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up o otherwise destroy him.
If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.
If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th o during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.
Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If tu do both, then the worst case scenario is: tu could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.
If one of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.
If tu friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!
Always have your keys at the ready. tu don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they I’m sure I have them here somewhere”, while the killer closes in.
Drips are never good. If tu hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if tu hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if tu hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.
If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an cebolla for a head o a oso, oso de trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for tu tonight.
If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, tu should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.
Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing o breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.
Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When tu come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind tu in the mirror.
Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs o Slaughter Beach.
Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.
If your friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.
If your son starts telling tu “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!
If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell tu they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while tu go hide.
If your running from zombies and your friend trips, don’t worry. Leave them and say “I’ll see tu again when you’re a zombie”
DO NOT hide where tu obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*
This is the 21st Century. tu have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror cine call 911?
If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.
Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If tu run into the killer, tu can use them as a human shield.
When tu hear the música change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.
If tu and your friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. tu can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.
If tu are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go inicial and let the kids fend for themselves.
Always check the back asiento of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude tu caught me!”
If tu come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.
If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.
If tu see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fuego and get the hell outta there.
I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.
If some idiot in the group says “Let’s división, split up”, tell him “OK tu go that way, the rest of us will go this way”
Never under any circumstances run upstairs if tu are being chased. Once tu get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.
If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.
make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.
OK under the cama is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed.
If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.
If tu find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” tu KNOW what happened.
The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.
when tu find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway.
When you’re driving at night and tu hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.
Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.
Never look behind tu while running away. When tu look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.
Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.
Whenever a puppet o doll turns to tu and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.
If tu knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens por itself, don’t go inside.
If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are.
If tu hear a little girl canto a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.
Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.
After tu shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.
If someone hands tu a videotape and says “If tu watch this tu will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.
If tu see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”
There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give tu the following safety tips. Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone whenever possible, always wipe front to back.
Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas o tu will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.
If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.
Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see o hear you, WHY WOULD tu MOVE?
If tu are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.
If tu hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.
Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. tu won’t like what tu see.
Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.
If tu have any history of mental illness, tu will discover at the end of the movie that tu were the killer all along.
If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. mover very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! Your walls are bleeding!
Never kiss your boyfriend o girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.
Never yell things like “It’s over now” o “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and tu won’t make it.
If tu spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.
Don’t get drunk o do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and canto to yourself.
If you’re going on vacation, google the name of the area. If the first five buscar results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.
Don’t go outside just because tu hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”
Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.
Don’t drink alcohol o do drugs. Killers in horror cine have an extra-special hatred of drunk o stoned teenagers.
If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.
Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.
If tu hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the siguiente scary noise tu hear won’t be just the cat.
If one of your arms o legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get tu down. Later on, tu may be able to replace it with a chainsaw o machine gun.
Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person tu saved will die anyway.
If tu see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your friends playing a prank on you.
If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.
If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.
A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave tu alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.
Don’t make friends with rednecks o hillbillies unless tu want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.
Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.
If tu throw away a doll and come inicial to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.
If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.
When tu find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.
If tu are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.
If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.
If you’re being chased por a killer and tu meet one of your friends and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as tu pass by.
If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If tu can’t beat ‘em, registrarse ‘em.
A lista por Scary For Kids. Link here:
link
Joey = Nobody Panic. We've got cook books. If tu can read English, tu can cook. For Instance. Basic pan de molde, pan stuffing, melt one third cup of mantequilla in a heavy skillet.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantequilla on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How tu guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't tu wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = tu got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Danny = That's easy. On a stove,right?
Jesse = No, no. We stick mantequilla on a rocket ship and send it to the sun.
Joey = Good Morning! How tu guys doing? It's great to be alive. happy Thanksgiving,Buddy!
Jesse = Why can't tu wake up grumpy and grouchy like normal people?
Michelle = tu got it, dude.
Michelle = I hope I'm getting paid for this.
Michelle = But he tempted me with Ice cream!!!!
Becky = Jesse!!!!
Michelle = And it had sprinkles, and a cherry!!!
Joey = Freeze! I have a baby and I know how to use it.
Jesse = Joey!
Joey = I'm warning you, she's loaded.
Jesse = Have Mercy!
DJ = Uncle Jesse, there's a girl here to see you. This one's great
Jesse = That must be my new guitarra student.
DJ = Yeah,right.
Kate: then she she was all like OH NO tu did NOT! then she did the worst thing ever!
Liz: What's that? kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told tu not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a segundo ago. well tell me what tu think!I am planing on making más short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
Liz: What's that? kiss your boy friend?
Kate: No not that bad!
Liz: Did she mess up your hair?!
Kate: Wores.
Liz: Break your leg?
Kate: no.
Liz: Tell ya mom about that night with daved?
Kate: I told tu not to remind me of that!
Liz: sorry. What?
Kate: SHE BROKE MY NAIL!
LIZ: NO!
Kate: Yes!
Liz: Ooooooo! When I get to school tomorrow she is gonna GET IT! All that other stuff was NOT as bad as this! mostly breaking your leg. How dumb is that!
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Hope ya guys liked it! I just came up with it just a segundo ago. well tell me what tu think!I am planing on making más short storys so keep an eye out. bye. I LIKE PIE! GOOD NIGHT NEW YORK!
1. The coffee-flavored donut.
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school o any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz ball
12. A canto baloncesto (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
2. The ShamWOW!
3. Middle school o any school in particular
4. Baseball cards
5. Jell-o with fruit/vegetable bits in it
6. Misquitoes
7. Bees!!!!!!!!
8. Wasps!!!!
9. People who think they have ESP
10. Math
11. The palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz ball
12. A canto baloncesto (yes they're real)
13. Hippopttomonstrousequippedillaphopia (fear of long words.)
14. Antelopes
15. automatic soap dispensers
tu held it all in
I should’ve put the fuego out
tu were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
tu bled but no one heard
tu were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what tu wanted it to be
tu were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
I should’ve put the fuego out
tu were in pain and it’s all my fault
The days I fought with you
It stuck to me like glue
Baby I just kept hurting you
And it’s all my fault
tu bled but no one heard
tu were screaming, no one bothered to hear
I should’ve wiped away all your tears
This is my fault
So just forget about me
Babe I know this isn’t what tu wanted it to be
tu were bleeding, crying, drowning, dying
I’m telling the truth this time, this time it’s my fault
Everything I ever did was my fault
tu guys having a good time?
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one más week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutos to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking fotografía shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icono contest when I have free time soon.
I had the most unforgettable trip of my life, man it was amazing.
I know I took long to come back still not done yet one más week probably xD
The most tiring trip of my life because it was with my family,so stressful 🥱 neverending action XD on road,camping,shopping,sightseeing, also got sick but it was just for three days^^ then there was some difficulties dealing with my grandpa because he was the slowest person when he gets out to go to the toilet it literally takes him 15 minutos to come back to the car XD wasted so much time of my life almso lost my temper but things went great :)
I got a new look too! sliver/black hair kinda look like kakashi now lol xD jk I dont.
Sorry I can't reply to anyone right now^^
Have some of my breathtaking fotografía shots, enjoy!
I will make sure to continue the icono contest when I have free time soon.
Don't ask!! just accept it XD
Rain 😎
Friends of fanpop are with me on mountain top XD
Proud to be a photographer^^
Amazing clouds.
My coffee relaxing on a tree XD
New look XD
Song: link
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.
I live with arco iris Dash, and we were going to mover into a very nice house por a magdalena factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.
Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the el maletero, tronco of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my...
