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Hello I'm NOT the nostalgia critic, I remembered it so tu don't have to. I've been watching NC's biggest dumba** in distress video and I thought I'd do one. Except for me it's only going to be characters that are animated and it's not only going to be female characters, there are some male characters here too. With other characters I can find at least some aspect of heroics in them except for these characters. Please keep in mind that this is just my opinion and I don't hate all of these characters. Please comments, enjoy.

10.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I promise I'm not being biased about this, I honestly think she's a huge damsel in distress and at least hear me out. She's a gypsy who believes in equality and is supposedly a strong fight. But apparently for someone whose suppose to be all those things she really gets captured a lot. I mean first of all she gets captured por the guards and saved por a goat. Seriously? A goat is más useful than she is! She can't even save herself in a church when all she has to do is claim sanctuary but apparently Pheobus has to do it for her. Quasimodo helps her escape twice. Shouldn't someone who's made a living on hiding be able to escape herself? She's in distress through the whole movie because Frollo is after her. She doesn't even have to do anything during the Court of Miracles and she still gets captured. Plus we have the climax where Quasimodo has to save her from burning to death and getting killed por Frollo. So far she's been saved por Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, misceláneo towns folk that we don't even know, and a goat. A STINKIN GOAT! Kayley was supposedly saved por a chicken(he didn't save her he just helped cut her free, she saved herself) and she's one of the most bada** heroic heroines in existence. Besides Kayley did get captured sometimes, but not a lot like Esmeralda, besides she was just starting out. While Esmeralda had years of practice and got captured A LOT! I mean you'd think Esmeralda would be absolutely heroic but the only time she saves anyone was when she saved Pheobus and even then all she does is throw a rock at a horse's butt, any moron could do that. But she she's basically my Jubilee(NC had her on his) because she's someone who's part of a team and not just a team it's a team of rebels. Kids amor a team of rebels and especially since a lot of them seem to believe in equality like she does. They're kind of like the disney gypsy version of X-Men I guess. The reason she's not higher is because of that one scene during the festival of fools where she's cleverly avoiding the guards.

9.Lucky(101 Dalmatians)

I can't stand this little pup and how much of a damsel he is, is part of it. I mean how many times does this guy actually get in trouble. Even when he was born he was in danger but that wasn't really his fault. But I mean this kid never even payed attention to when they were trying to escape and just watches TV. Yeah why save your life when tu can watch TV? Sure you'll be dead but oh well tu can watch TV. His name maybe Lucky but he's a jinx, he causes trouble for everyone and almost gets everyone killed. I mean I'd probably just leave him because he's just going to end up getting himself and everyone else killed. It's like this kid can't even take a walk without getting into trouble. In the TV series he gets into trouble a lot too and it's all caused por him and his stupidity. He's as heroic as a piece of paper. I mean the other cachorritos got captured too but they didn't get into trouble like he did, actually none of them did, Patch even saved them in the sequel. But Lucky man this annoying little brat isn't even worth it and that's coming from an animal lover. He's not higher because he doesn't have as much big damsel moments as the others.

8.Wendy(Peter Pan)

Yeah tu all know that tu can't have a damsel in distress lista without her in it. She's one of the most iconic damsel's in distress there is. She starts off getting into distress when she's attacked por the lost boys, thanks to Tinkerbell, and it looks so cheesy. I mean why doesn't she just continue to fly? I don't think avoiding items getting thrown at tu would take away any pixie dust. So that was the first time she was in distress. The siguiente time was that she was attacked por the sirenas and she actually almost died. She's not higher because in that scene she does stand up for herself but not enough for me to actually think she has any heroic in her. She's captured por Hook and his crew and forced to walk the plank. She doesn't even try to fight for her life o the lives of her brothers o friends. She just says don't sign and die. You'd think she'd try to fight to save her brothers but no she just walks the plank without a fight. She even lets her five año old brother fight the pirates and she doesn't do a thing. I mean talk about a gutless and spineless character who can't do anything. She's not higher because of the thing with the sirenas I mentioned from before.

7.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

This girl is so weak and pathetic that she makes Princess melocotón look like Mulan. First of all the reason she gets captured was caused por her being rude and stupid. From the way it looks it really didn't take much of an effort to capture her. It was like picking up a pencil. Then she was tied to the ground por a bunch of rats. Seriously? She was over powered por a bunch of rats! She can't even break free, the ropes were tied por a bunch of rats, they shouldn't be tied too good. Finally she's saved por a ratón and a rat. Seriously? I mean come on that's even worse than being saved por a goat. This is just pathetic, simply pathetic. It's a good thing she's pretty, but she's not even that pretty. The only reason she's not higher is simply because of others being bigger damsel's.

6.Chuckie(Rugrats)

Oh my gosh I absolutely hate this annoying whiny little brat, his damselness is part of it. He's always getting into trouble without any effort. Tommy is constantly having to save him and if not him than Kimi. This kid just needs to take one step and he needs saving. Every time the rugrats have an adventure he's getting into some kind of trouble where he had to be saved. Part of it is caused por him being whiny and a coward. I mean he makes Shaggy and Scooby look like superman and Batman. He's been saved por pretty much all of the rugrats; Tommy, Kimi, Phil, Lil, Susie, and even Angelica and Dil. Angelica is the antagonist of the mostrar and she actually saved him, that's pathetic. What's ven más pathetic is that Dil, a baby that's not even a año old, actually saved him. He even got saved por Spike, a dog. He just cries and screams for someone to help him instead of doing it himself. I know he's just a toddler but Tommy can do it so he can too. I mean if he was a superhero his superpower would be crying. The reason he's not in the parte superior, arriba 5 is because the others have been in worse situations than him.

5.Naveen(The Princess and The Frog)

I promise I'm not just putting him here because I loath him, he's really a huge damsel in distress. He's been in distress más than any of the disney princesses. He was in trouble when he got involved with Dr. Facilier, he was put in a jar, he gets attacked por a frog eating bird, he needs saving from the alligators, he gets captured por frog hunters, he gets out thanks to rayo, ray and tries to save Tiana but ends up needing her to save him again, he's captured por the shadows, then captured por the shadows again, it put in a box, and captured por Lawrence. So all together he's been in distress ten times. TEN TIMES? GEEZ not even any of the disney princesses were in distress that many times. So he's constantly getting saved por a girl(not bad), an old blind lady, and a fuego fly. That's even worse than being saved por a mouse. The reason he's not higher is because the others are just bigger damsel's in distress.

4.Mary Jane(Spiderman) and Lois Lane(Superman)

Every single one of us know tu can't have a lista about damsel's in distress without these two here. It's hard to decide which one of these two is más of a damsel in distress so I just gave them both the spot. Though I have to say I actually really like both of them because they maybe damsel's in distress but unlike the others on this lista they're actually enjoyable characters. Anyway we all know their reason for existence, to be the amor interest and person who constantly has to be saved por the main character. I mean it seems that these two should be getting paid for getting into distress. If they had a penny for every time they've been in distress they'd be some of the richest people in the world. In the superman mostrar they've even made fun of how much Lois has been in distress and even dicho to superman "I hate to say it, I've kind of gotten use to it". Neither one of them is very useful and you'd think they'd learn a thing o two after being in distress so many times. What is this, just a trip to the spa for them? They're not higher because as times they were useful, más so Lois.

3.Ron Stoppable(Kim Possible)

Here's a character I don't hate o dislike, I'm neutral about him. Ironic how he's here when Kim Possible is the most bada** heroic character in existence. This guy is so incompetent that he constantly loses his pants. He's usually the distraction and is always getting into distress. I think Kim might need to get a new sidekick that doesn't get into distress so much. I mean all he has to do is mover and he's getting captured. If Kim is ever in trouble than she can save herself with like once o twice where Rufus has to save her. Ron can't save her because every time he tries he ends up getting captured too and Rufus has to save them. So maybe Kim should fuego Ron and keep Rufus. I mean a naked topo rata is actually más useful than him. He never saves the día and is as useful as a limón with a paper-cut. He's basically Robin with Batman. batman should probably fuego Robin and keep Batgirl. He's not higher because the other two are just pathetic.

2.Giselle(Enchanted)

This chick is so annoying and part of the reason is her being such a damsel. I mean first she's in danger from the giant troll, falling from the tree, falling into the wishing-well, falling from a billboard, and eating the poison apple. She's so weak that even a stinkin ardilla, chipmunk traducción, ardilla rayada is más heroic and useful than her. She's even such a damsel that she can't even walk without falling and needing someone to help her. She's even aware that she's a damsel in distress "Well usually someone's there to catch me". What is this just part of your daily rue-teen? Sure she tried to help save Robert but she doesn't really do anything, it's Pip who save the día and in such a stupid way. She's absolutely useless and is definitely the biggest disney damsel in distress in existence. She's not higher because number 1 is on the same level of being a dumba** damsel in distress as Bella Swan.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and The Goblin)

This has got to be the weakest character in existence, this girl makes all the other characters on this lista look like Kim Possible. I mean it doesn't really take much to capture this girl, all tu have to do is use your pinky to grab her and that's all it takes. First of all she's in distress in the first few minutos of the movie and is saved por a boy who was singing. That's right, all tu have to do to defeat the goblins is sing, that and step on their feet. She's captured during the climax of the battle and what makes me mad is that she knows that tu just have to sing and it'll defeat the goblins and she could've easily saved herself. But does she? NO! She just screams like an idiot. She also needs to be saved once again when she's drowning. She gets a chance to save her amor interest from the Goblin Prince and she ends up messing it up por tripping and needing to be saved again. This girl is absolutely pathetic, she's even más of a dumba** damsel in distress than Bella Swan, who actually jumped off a cliff for goodness sake. I mean I'm surprised she and her amor interest didn't end up dying because this girl keeps on almost getting them killed. If she even moves slightly she'll be in distress. There's absolutely no competition! It's a good thing she(and all the other girls on this list) is pretty because she's really useless.
"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray muro behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of corazón disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced por Project...
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 Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
Elijah Jones, Kinlee And Elijah Trend Long Overdue
The Kinlee and Elijah trend long overdue hasn't made such an outbreak in the año 2019. The trend died down early 2018 after Jones's "Forgive To Forget" album released back in early 2017. Soon after Jones promoted its twin album "Brave Enough" por Lindsey Stirling, released in the third trimester of 2016.

Currently, Jones hasn't announced new album updates. Much por which he hasn't hardly dicho anything since releasing his third and final book "The Entwine Series: Entrap" back in July 2018. With little information we can only wildly guess whether o not his siguiente supposedly album will spark the...
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Elijah Jones, currently in speculation about a potential 2019 album confirms to have "let go" of the Kinlee And Elijah trend. For those of tu who don't know. Kinlee And Elijah was a trend that started off in 2015 after Jones releasee his sophomore album "Utilize" The trend was based around characters in 2015. But upon suffering depression and promoting a Lindsey Stirling album in 2016, Elijah used Kinlee And Elijah as the final passing for Elijah's trilogical album "Forgive To Forget" 2017. Based after the Valiente Enough album he promoted in August 2016.

Currently, after relleasing the kewyord in 2018. Followers have been in pregunta on whether o not Jones will be releasing his 4th studio album rumoured to release in 2019. With little hype and little posting, we can only hope that Jones will have something releasing this year. Currently after releasing the keyword
Jones is expected to start something new, and different for his siguiente "supposedly" 2019 album.
Repost with my new favorito! characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another articulo like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favorito! characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C más than characters...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a mesa, tabla in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before navidad was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If tu haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time tu begin now.

Song (Start at 1:19): link

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A scare cuervo spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing*...
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posted by SilentForce
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what tu get. A 4channer uploaded a foto anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lechuga tu eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutos later, the Burger King in pregunta was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed...
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 Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, o reflected, moving o different colores for you.
Suppose letters looked backwards, sideways, completely out of place, or reflected, moving or different colors for you.
Dyslexia is a brain-based condition. It causes difficulty with reading, spelling, escritura and sometimes speaking. In people with dyslexia, the brain has trouble recognizing o processing certain types of information. ... Like other types of learning and attention issues, dyslexia is a lifelong condition.

See captions of pictures^
because it makes u feel intellectually superior? because tu associate it with education and think that the más educated tu are the better tu are? because being educated automatically makes tu an athority on whatever tu wanna say? because when u don’t have a real argument it’s an easy way to get points?

here’s the thing

last time I had an account on this hellscape (before I was rly active on Twitter and stuff) I cared a looooooot about grammar like y’all do. I was totally a dick about it. but then I realized! It doesn’t fucking matter! someone can make a great point and not have...
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Welcome of my halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been lectura many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villain s.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the cine became worse and worse.. Even after halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 8: Going Too Far

Song: link

Yellow Triangle: *Eating a hot dog when he hears the music*
Pencil: Where is that coming from?!
Parker: *Walks into The Nut House wearing a marching uniform, marching with a stick in his hand*
David & Liz: *Watching Parker*
David: What...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. tu can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: hola Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings tu here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground....
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posted by Canada24
FUNNY SOUTH PARK MOMENTS:

#1: (I FORGET THE TITLE):
Stan: Shut up Cartman, tu silly goose!
Randy: (stops car) WHAT DID tu SAY!?
Stan: I just me-
Randy: tu call him an a*** like normal people!
Stan: But dad I-
Randy: STANLEY CALL YOURR FRIEND AN A*** RIGHT NOW!!
Stan: ... Cartman your an a***.
Randy: Thank you!

#2: CHRISTIAN ROCK BAND:
Cartman (forms a band with Butters and Token): I resent that, sir! I have never in my life done anything just for the money! If I'm lying may the Lord strike me down right now.
*Cue Butters and Token looking up at the sky in fear and Butters backing away.*

#3: RAISINS:...
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This movie series has been más o less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider poni, pony video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" elefante of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nick as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not sure...
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queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her friends happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her friends and she works really hard to help them out.

Her artículos and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her artículos and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her artículos and Haikus.

Thank tu queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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I know. I know.. más Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..


WARNING: Disturbing Content




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, perra mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards por an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...
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