Hi, my name is james. im am 13 yrs old. i was beat from school. i had gotten 8 hrs detention for actuación like rigby during math class. some teachers huh? anyway, it was 10:00 PM when i got home. i went up the stairs to my bedroom, shut the door, got into my pj's and got in bed. as i laid in my bed, i closed my eyes and thought, dang, the regular mostrar universe seems pretty awsome. no school, no detention, it's perfect. then i fell into a deep sleep. this is where the story begins. i woke up on a hard surface, i got up and was in a white room. where the heck am i, i thought. as i turned around i saw a floating ipad. OK WHAT THE F!? i said. a floating ipad, i must be dreaming. i pinched my self hard, OW!, yep ok, not dreaming! i said. the ipad turned on and the screen said, regulator 9000. what the heck i said. siguiente to it was a helmet, then the ipad screen dicho put the casco on and tu will be teleported to the regular mostrar universe with all the items and stuff tu want. how dose that work? i said. the ipad replied as if it herd me, it will read your mind. awsome! i said. i put the casco on and pressed start on the ipad. i was instantly teleported. i woke up in a arbusto, bush and said, wow really nice place to spawn. (ok enough of my commentary lol) me: *crawls out of bush* huh?, whats this armor on me? *gasp* it's the master chief's armor!!! *runs to parked car to see reflection* yes, yes, yes!!!!!!! and with custom black and red paint!!! and custom flaming skull shoulder emblems!!! *hears foot steps and looks in that direction* oh crap it's mordecai, rigby and benson! i gotta hide! *hides behind the arbusto, bush i spawned in* *thinks to self* thank god this arbusto, bush is big enough to hide me. benson: so tu guys dicho tu trimmed all of the bushes? mordecai: yep, all of them! rigby: yep! benson: *looks at arbusto, bush i spawned in* THEN WHATS THIS!? mordecai: what! we just trimmed that one! rigby: yeah benson we did! benson: *takes a few big breaths* fine just get back to work o your fired! mordecai & rigby: kk *benson, mordecai and rigby leave* me: few that was close. cortana: yeah it was. me: who dicho that? cortana: me, my name is cortana, im am programed into your armor. me: this día just keeps getting enfriador, refrigerador and cooler. cortana: *giggles* me: hola cortana, am i a human and not a furry like mordecai and rigby are? cortana: of course, that is what tu wanted right? me: yep, hola wheres my house? cortana: behind a árbol por the snack bar. me: k lets go there, get some wepons and help mordecai and rigby with whatever they need help with! to be continued.........
Q .. How do tu sink a submarine full of blondes?
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. tu keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to tu keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
A .. Knock on the door.
Q .. Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A .. The instructions stated, "good for up to 20 pounds".
Q .. What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A .. A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q .. What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A .. A blonde parade.
Q .. What is the blonde's highest ambition in life?
A .. They want to be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
Q .. What are the six worst years in a blonde's life.
A .. Third grade.
Q .. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A .. tu keep hearing about them, but never see any.
Q .. How to tu keep a blonde busy all day?
A .. Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A .. Run! She's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Things to do when bored.
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime tu see someon say a compleatly misceláneo word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a té party like tu did when tu were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes por except old people
comentario and I will make more
1 call all of your contacts on your phone
2 walk around your neighborhood and everytime tu see someon say a compleatly misceláneo word like tacos
3 fake play a video game to annoy someone don't forget sound effects
4 dance to every song on the radio
5 walk around a public place with your pants pulled up like a nerd
6 hang out with old friends
7 have a té party like tu did when tu were little
8 write your name n a piece of paper over and over
9 play ding dong ditch
10 act. Like your alseep on a chair in public and scare everyone who comes por except old people
comentario and I will make more