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posted by klaine_forever
1. langosta – Crayfish: Lobsters come from the sea; crayfish come from freshwater. Crayfish (also known as crawfish) also tend to be smaller. Further confusion over these animales exists in some countries like Australia, New Zealand, and South Africa where the term crayfish is often used when referring to lobster.

2. Broth – sopa – Stock: While these terms are often used interchangeably, they do all have a difference. Stock is water (and optionally other liquids) in which vegetables o animales o both are simmered over a long period to extract flavors. Stock normally contains no salt. When tu add salt to the stock to make it tasty it becomes a broth. Broth is a type of sopa – sopa is a liquid savory comida which can be thin (broth) o thick. Stock is not sopa as it is not meant to be eaten until it is combined with seasonings.

3. Ghost – Ghoul: A ghost is the departed soul of a dead human. A ghoul is an immaterial being who never lived as a human. Ghouls come from Arabic legends in which they are creatures that eat stolen corpses and children.

4. camarón – Prawn: Most people consider shrimps to be small and prawns to be large. But in fact tu can get large shrimps and small prawns too. They are from the same order (Decapoda) but different suborders – prawns are Dendrobranchiata and shrimps are Pleocyemata. The way to tell whether tu are eating a gamba, langostino o a camarón tu need to look beneath the tail. On a camarón the segundo plate overlaps the first and third plates – on a gamba, langostino only the segundo plate overlaps the third.

5. barco – Ship: Basically ships are bigger. Boats weight less than 500 tons while ships weigh más than 500 tons. A ship can carry boats (such as lifeboats) and ships always require a license from an authority to sail. Some boats need a license but most don’t (fishing boats, for example). It should be noted that the definition does vary from region to region.

6. cocodrilo – Alligator: Both crocodiles and alligators are from the Crocodilia family and both thrive in freshwater. But there the difference ends. Alligators are black and crocodiles are aceituna, oliva brown. Alligators have u-shaped snouts to make it easier to crush their prey while crocodiles have a v-shaped snout to make it easier to catch fish.

7. Dracula – Vampire: Dracula is a vampire – a creature that exists por drinking human blood. vampiros have existed as part of human society for millennia whereas Dracula is the embodiment of Prince Vlad Tepes “the impaler” from Romania. The term Dracula comes from Vlad’s patronymic name “Dracula” – his full título was Vlad III Dracula, Prince of Wallachia and he was born in 1431 – dying in 1476.

8. coca cola – Pepsi: Pepsi cola – originally known as “Brad’s Drink” was invented in North Carolina in 1893. Its new name comes from the enzyme “pepsin” which is found in it. The main differences are that pepsi is sweeter, has a stronger cola flavor – but otherwise their ingredients are essentially the same. coca cola is fruitier and fizzier.

9. Great Britain – United Kingdom: Great Britain is the geographical area comprising England, Scotland, and Wales (Britain on its own – a term seldom used – refers to the political entity of England and Wales only). The United Kingdom is what tu get when tu combine Great Britain with Northern Ireland.

10. Speed – Velocity: To put is in its most basic sense: speed is distance / time; velocity is displacement / time – in other words velocity also takes into consideration the direction of the object being measured.

11. Mass – Weight: Mass tells us how much matter an object contains. Weight tells us the pull of gravity on an object. Mass remains the same wherever tu weigh it – the Moon, Earth, Jupiter. The weight changes at least location because there is a different amount of gravity pull on the object.

12. Sex – Gender: Sex is determined por anatomy but gender is determined por sexual identity – it is those characteristics por which we tell the sexes apart (not including genitals) – this is a socially constructed concept. So siguiente time tu see a toilet with “Males” o “Females” on the door – beware – those toilets have sex organs!

13. Affect – Effect: Affect is a verb (unless tu are a psychologist in which case it refers to feelings and desires) and effect is a noun. tu affect an effect. When tu affect something, it creates an effect. John built (affect – verb) a house (effect – noun).

14. Weather – Climate: Weather is here today and gone tomorrow – it is the día to día situation of the atmosphere in a particular place o time. For example: the weather today is humid and warm. Climate, on the other hand, is the pattern of weather that a particular region experiences over a long period of time. For example the summer climate refers to the weather through the whole three mes summer period.

15. HIV – AIDS: HIV is a virus that weakens the human immune system over time. With proper treatment it can remain stable for many years without worsening. If, however, it is untreated, it can develop to a highly advanced level in which case it is called AIDS. AIDS is a syndrome because virtually any disease o infection can cause fatal harm to a person because they are no longer able to fight off the illness.

16. College – University: In the US a college and universidad are essentially the same thing – they are interchangeable terms – they are both institutions which give degrees. In commonwealth nations the terms are más confused. A college can be a school affiliated with a universidad – the college prepares the student for the degree and the universidad with which it is affiliated gives the degree. But some “colleges” in the UK are really secondary schools (such as a high school in the UK) – one famous example is Eton College. And then in Australia and New Zealand, “college” means high school.

17. Hurricane – Cyclone: All hurricanes are cyclones but only cyclones over 74mph are hurricanes. In addition to that a cyclone hits in the Indian Ocean o Southwestern Pacific Ocean. A hurricane hits in the Atlantic Ocean and the Eastern Pacific.

18. mariposa – Moth: mariposas are seen in the día whilst moths are seen at night. mariposa antennas are knobbed, long, and thin but polilla, polilla de la antennas are short and hairy. When sleeping a mariposa closes its wings but a polilla, polilla de la doesn’t.

19. Pill – Tablet: All pills are tablets but not all tablets are pills. Properly speaking a pill is round shaped and a tablet is anything else.

20. Race – Ethnicity: Race is the major physical divisions between humans which have unique characteristics. Ethnicity is the cultural tradition. tu can’t say your ethnicity is black – that is an aspect of your race. Ethnicity contains the customs and traditions from a region. Race cannot be changed – ethnicity can through learning new customs and replacing old.
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posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake amor notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near tu falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the parte superior, arriba of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
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posted by Lady10358
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1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS o If tu find a camisa, camiseta store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the comida court and go to a fast comida place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a mesa, tabla canto elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as tu can "I amor THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT día AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until tu see an old lady/guy...
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(WARNING: There is tons of cussing in this articulo to emphasize my hatred for this song a bit more. If that bothers you, please leave now.)

Train, tu did it. tu FREAKING DID IT. After watching Drive By, I didn’t think it was POSSIBLE for ANYBODY to make a worse song than that.

Except maybe Ryan.

Seriously though, this song isn’t just bad. It’s nowhere near bad. To call it a terrible piece of shit would be complimenting it. I can’t describe the rage I feel for this song at all. And if I were to shred every particle of my brain molecules, destroying my memory in the process, just to get...
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posted by Bluekait
There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach tu exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to mover house.

If your friend gets bitten por a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better seguro than sorry.

Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there....
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[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
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[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
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[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the capucha, campana #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the flor girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure tu disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call tu repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure tu set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill chocolate fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid mover por getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
 The Mew pudín, con leche goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. pudín, con leche Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the anime she's hyper, active and has the best amor interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, lost the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured por the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the disney princess naive,...
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