1. They are very weird people.
2. There are billions of them in the world, like colores on the screen of your computer.
3. They will analyse conversations in layers.
4. tu will spend the día assembling furniture from IKEA.
5. They drink and eat all kinds of weird shit just because they like the packaging.
6. They hate each other.
7. You’ll come out the last out of the cine because tu have to see the full lista of credits.
8. They cant change a light bulb o without making a sketch.
9. They fuck up all the tables with their cutters.
10. They rather study the cachemir, paisley pattern on your outfit than listen...

One day,a bunny named Sparkle was having a picnic with her friends.There was a cat,a panda,and a monkey.ne of Sparkle's friends said,"Hey,where's Usomi?"Usomi was another one of Sparkle's friends who was supposed to mostrar up for the picnic.He was another bunny.Nobody knew where Usomi was,so Sparkle decide to go look for him."It's OK,guys",Sparkle assured."I'll find Usomi.You guys stay here 'till I get back."Sparkle then went to look for him.And started her quest.Her Sparkle quest."I wonder where he could be",Sparkle dicho to herself as she came across a group of blobs!Sparkle had her estrella powers,though,and...

Credit: sparknotes.com. They decided to take the challenge of escritura some of their own six-word stories after lectura some better known ones. Enjoy!



Elevator out of order. Use trampoline.

Bird cried, "Feathers? I want fingers!"

Storming again. cancelar the cometa fights.

Hide! Here comes Beyonce. She's pissed.

This is all a dream, right?

"Kitty will be fine," he lied.

The elefante ate everything, even Paul.

Wizard vs. Jedi Knight? Audience wins.

"Ha," dicho Jen as she died.

Party tonight. Bring your own cape.

Did that clown painting just wink?

Clock struck six. Mike struck clock.

Has anyone seen my porcupi—ow!...

found it on the internet... hope ya like it!


1. Insist that tu are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the cama holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say tu know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors por your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as tu can and dance around the room for five minutes....

Are tu super bored,you just want to kill yourself,then do these things!XD
I did not make this up,but I got it from a great site!
urban75.org
There are also lots of retarted games tu can play on this site if tu are boredXD
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THINGS tu CAN DO WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

Blink wildly and then close your eyes really tight for an interesting light show
(Amusement Potential: 1-5 minutes)
See a variety of blobs, stars and flashes. Try to make out shapes and see if your subconscious is trying to send tu a message (perhaps that funny shape is saying, 'send all...

ANIME! ^____^

An awesome fuente of entertainment that's basically Japanese caricaturas often inspired por manga, o Japanese comic-like novels. AND THEY KICKED ASS! :D

Seriously, half my life is just watching anime, and I almost amor every one I see. And this lista is celebrating THE 100TH ANNIVERSARY OF.....

Uh, canned bread? :P I don't know, I just wanted to make this list.

The rules are obvious. Only entries from anime I've seen, they have to be from anime, and they have to be FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE! ^__^ (That didn't even make sense.....)

So kick out the popcorn, soda, get comfortable, and enjoy!...