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posted by smosher1
panic at the disco: lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off lyrics

is it still me who makes tu sweat? Am I who tu think about in bed? When the lights are dim, and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress. Think of what tu did, and i hope to God he was worth it. When the lights are dim, and your corazón is racing as your fingers touch is skin. I've got más wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet, sweetie tu had me. Girl I was it, look past the sweat, better love, in deserving of. Exchanging body heat, in the passengers seat? No No No tu know it will always just be me. ~ Lets get these teens hearts beating faster! faster! ''So testosterone boys and harlequin girls Will tu dance to this beat and hold a lover close? x2'' So i guess, we're back to us, oh cameraman oscilación the focus! In case i lost my train of thought where was it that we last left off? ( Lets pick up pick up) Now i do recall, we were getting to the part, Where the shock sets in, and the stomach acid finds a new way to make tu get sick. I hope tu didn't expect, that you'd get all of the attention. Now, lets not get selfish Did tu really think I'd let tu kill this chorus? ~ Lets get teens hearts beating faster! faster! ''So testosterone boys and harlequin girls will tu dance to this and hold a lover close? x2'' Dance to this beat!x3 Lets get this teens hearts beating faster! faster! Lets get these hearts beating faster! I've got más wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck. Than any boy you'll ever meet Sweetie tu had me. Girl I was it, look past the sweat, Better amor deserving of. Exchanging body heat in the passengers seat? No No No tu know it will always just be me. ~ Lets get these teens hearts beating faster! faster! ''So testosterone boys and harlequin girls will tu dance to this beat and hold a lover close?x2'' So testosterone boys and harlequin girls dance to this beat!x2 And hold a lover close? Lets get this teens hearts beating faster! faster! Lets get this teens hearts beating faster!!
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posted by moodystuff449
I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!

I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)

I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.

(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)

My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, tu can be impossible?

Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

Dont steal, the government hates competition.

Sarcasm is just one más service I offer.

Ask me about microwaving gatos for fun and profit.

Earn easy cash in your spare time por blackmailing friends.

Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.

Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

Those who live por the sword get shot por those who don't.

I amor cats... They taste just like chicken.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
posted by catgirl140
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)

1. Crack open your maletín o handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the muro without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him o her to call tu Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fuego at one end and a fool at the other!


MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master


LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied por the number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force por which masculine will power is defeated por feminine water-power!...
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NOT por ME~~~~~~♥♥♥

1. Don't tell us when tu think other girls are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever tu have to say during commercials.
3. If tu don't act like soap-opera guys, don't expect us to dress like Victoria's Secret models.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
6. We think about tu ALL the time.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
8. Which also means that if we don't call, take the hint.
9. We like tu to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
10. We hate that tu can eat all you...
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1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that tu didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the comida comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.


4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.


5. Pay for a large order in pennies.


6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time tu pass the window. For added fun,...
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