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I never thought i would end up like this.Alone dying and not being able to care for my brother.Running away from gaurds into the alley o our so called home.We never left the city border but my brother dreams of it when he grows up so he can care for me."Brother it's ok"I dicho giving him half of the warm soft loaf of bread.My brothers hand shook while he reachout ands grabbed the pan de molde, pan and slowly nibbled every last piece of it.As he and i listed the reasons why would should go to heaven and so far we came up with one reason hat both of us were suffering with."Dear god keep us alive for at least another día and we promise to be good children"My brother prayed."Okay Adam let's go"I dicho standing on my blood covered knees."Kathrin will god let us go to heven,i mean we've been bad kids"Adam said.My brother and i were twins both thirteen but Adam didn't know how to care for me and still had a little kid mind still in him like the cowardly lion.My brother was no coward but he was afraid of being alone.I ran away at the age of nine and mey brother stayed and when i tried to come inicial my brother wouldn't leave.And yet he doesn't think that HE left."Kathrin"Yelled my little brother.His heavy breathing and panting scared me.Was he running to me o away from somthing.My plan as that he running to me."Adam where are you"I yelled out."Get out alive"A scratchy voice yelled out.I Relly bright light lit up the whole alley i saw my brother on the ground his eyes blood shot red and he was scared to death.He told himself he wasn't scared and i held onto him and felp his corazón beat.Thump thump thump thump and wouldn't slow down and i knew i had to calm him down so i sang a luliby."Don't be scared little one for i shall never leaver you"I sang out"Never forget my beatring corazón for it shall guide tu home."Adam soon fell asleep and so did i.But while trying to sleep i heard a breath and a voice."Over here son"Said a loud but calming voice.Footsteps boomed and echoed donw the long alley.A flashlight shone and two people saw me and my brother who was still lazily sleeping por me side.The younger boy looked like he was my age o at least fourteen and a half."What do we do with em"The boy dicho pulling out a small hand gun.I cringed at the sight of it."Jamie put your gun away"ordered the man.Adam woke up but his eyes closed cuz the light hurt them."Kristen what do they want"Adam dicho with his fingernails digging into my skin.I maoned and Jamie sat stood on his knees and looked at all of our cut bruises and scraps and he told us that we had to come with him."How can we trust tu and why should we trust you"My brother and i dicho in unsion.Jamie smirked and stood up tall and fearless he walked down the long alley and punched th wall.He cursed under his breath and i knew it.I let go and stood up and walked over to Jamie.I smiled and held out my hand.Jamie looked at my hand and then at me like i was crazy and at that point i probably was."You little bastard"Jamie dicho with his hands in his pockets.My eyes widened my hand fell and tears ran down my face."You want to get on my good dicho so tu can take my over"Jamie said."Y-You idiot that's not at all i was trying to do.Jamie punched the muro again but he ran back and ran towards the muro stepped on the edge and flipped over."I got más skill than tu have tu dying disease"Jamie said.Tears ran down my face but then my vision got blurry and i fell to the ground."Kristen"ADam yelled at the parte superior, arriba of his lungs.Jamie dropped to his knees."I didn't say die tu idiot"Jamie said.I woke up in a hospital cama with wire taped to me and people with needles poking with them.I couldn't feel hear o smell any thing.My hands were numb and my throut was dry.Jamie walked in with a leather chaqueta on with a white camisa, camiseta on and his only change of pants on while he was chewing gum."Hey disease your doing better"Jamie dicho beside my bed.I closed my eyes and opened them again."Why do tu hate me"I asked him."He doesn't hate tu sis he was the one that carried tu the five miles to the hospital"Adam dicho in the same clothes as Jamie and for once he didn't act like scared Adam he was actully brave.My corazón beat in side my lifeless body and i felt like Jamie actully cared.Adam and Jamie held one of my hand."Oh and Jame please don't call me diseas any more"I asked.Jamie rolled his eyes but he still nodded.
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First ch. a lil long but i think it's awsome.
posted by invadercalliope
I hope tu enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and tu failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail tu out of jail, a best friend will be sitting siguiente to tu saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the apuntalar, costa like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made tu smile
8:Clear as a campana my nody dicho "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character o the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend tu their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat o drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why tu have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents por Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, por Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail tu out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting siguiente to tu sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen tu cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else tu cried...just laugh about it with tu in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised por the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one pescado heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your friends

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them tu are raising money to buy comida for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that tu want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines día gift your friends a cucumber and tell them tu grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it siguiente to your ear and say that he talks to tu and says he need a new inicial and thats why tu buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like o amor and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn más fans......add misceláneo ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn más fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medallas ...u have to add más pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have más medallas .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get más fans.....and frnds too.

when i have más ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this articulo will be useful have a gr8 día everybody and type ur comentario plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at misceláneo times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that tu are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lista ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs tu know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that tu are a muggle born even if tu did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope tu liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pregunta on this spot that asked "If tu saw Justin Bieber standing on the parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump, would tu cry o scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on parte superior, arriba of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do tu people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone tu know o care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created por augustemily1997

Created por augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did tu know that every night before tu go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If tu repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with tu will approach tu within one mes and ask tu out o grab tu and kiss you. but if tu break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did tu here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do tu do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the calle when the sign dicho "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when tu ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know tu could play Twister all por yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know tu could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: tu spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he o she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that tu can see that tu di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the siguiente stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the siguiente stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is por far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic preguntas being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some respuestas that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can tu send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi playa on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was lectura the Wal-Mart articulo and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the comentarios section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read preguntas aloud, debate your respuestas with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that tu can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for the corazón now
Have tu heard the news
maybe tu estola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in buscar of you
Looking for he corazón now
Have tu heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find tu soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of tu know it as the only song i know por corazón from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge araña i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hola everypony. Great to see tu again.
Tom: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Tom, what was that for?
Tom: We need to forget about the jokes, and get things moving so the director won't get angry at us.
Master Sword: But we can't forget about jokes! This is a comedy show!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I never dicho we weren't going to do...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are tu called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then tu would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of fan fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes

Requested por Aldrine2016

Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in buscar of a good place to enjoy vacation.

The song fades away

Blossom: Where do we want to...
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No, really, these are real posts.. I'm not making this up...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a día off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree all tu want! Beautiful people don't go with ugly people! My daughter would grow up thinking she should change cause some...
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