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A week hace I made an articulo of my 20 favorito! animated heroines so I thought I'd make an articulo for my 10 least favorito! animated heroines. I'm not going sugar code it, I'm going to be brutally honest because I really hate all these girls. Just so there's no confusion I wanna let tu know that that number 10 is the one I hate the least and number one is the one I hate the most. Please leave a comentario on what tu think about this, enjoy.

10.Lady(Lady and The Tramp)

I know she's considered one of the most loved disney heroines and the most loved of all the animal heroine but I really hate her. I think she's just really useless! Also I have to say she's REALLY stupid! She really didn't know what a baby was? I mean come on, she was like at least 16-18 in human perspective at the time. Shouldn't she know what a baby was por than? Also she really thought she could trust an alligator to help her get the muzel off? She actually put her head in his mouth? That's not being naive that's called being stupid! She wasn't lacking streetsmarts she was lacking common sense! Plus and I know this is debateable she actually had sex with someone she just met. I know that sounds weird but hola they faded out, they were asleep, and they have kids at the end of the movie; so it's kind of debateable. Plus I just think she's completely useless and has no spark of heroic! Why do most animal heroines always have to be so useless? However she wasn't higher because I loved that scene where she tells off Tramp, I was impressed but that's the only time I actually like her. However I amor her son, Scamp.

9.Esmeralda(The Hunchback of Notre Dame)

I know I'm going to get a lot of hate for this but please save all your boos for the end of the article. First of all I did like her in the first half of the movie; she was cool, brave, and wasn't afraid to speak against injustice. However in the segundo half of the movie her character goes downhill. Also I wanna make it clear that she did know that Quasimodo had feelings for her; she kissed him on the cheek to get him to do what she wanted to obviously she must've known. This is one of the reasons I hate her; she manipulated a poor deformed man who always wanted a girl to amor him. The main reason I hate her is because of Frollo was looking for her and was killing and ruining the lives of millions of innocent people. While all this is happening she's hiding and just watching like a selfish coward. She's a hypocrite, she claims to be someone who stands up for what she believes in but in this situation she's just a spinless coward hiding. The Esmeralda in the first half of the movie would've turned herself in to save everyone o done something. It's like she has two completely different personalities. I really hate her when she kisses Pheobus right in front of Quasi. She knew he had feelings for her and could've at least waited until he was gone. She doesn't mostrar any concern for Quasimodo and just tells him to make sure nothing bad happens to her boyfriend. When Quasimodo and Pheobus come to warm her and the gypsies all she does is thank Pheobus. HELLO Quasimodo is the only one who had a map to the Court of Miracles, tu might wanna thank him. I also wanna say that despite what people think, she's not heroic o badass. The only reason people think she's badass is because of the scene at the festival where she was avoiding the guards but other than that she doesn't do anything much. Also she doesn't save anyone(besides Pheobus like once), actually she's constantly always getting saved herself por other people; Quasimodo, Pheobus, the preacher, the gypsies, the citizens, and even her pet goat. SERIOUSLY? A STINKIN GOAT! I also just gotta say that I hate the hype over her looks, I don't even think she's pretty at all, I find her homely. I really hate that Quasimodo risks his life and everything all just for her and she still just goes with the good looking guy. What's that suppose to teach people? Oh well her lose, besides Quasimodo gets a girl in the sequel who's a MILLION times better and prettier than Esmeralda. She's not higher because I actually like her in the first half of the movie but I still hate her.

8.Faline(Bambi)

I hated her from the moment I saw her in the movie. She was just so ANNOYING! For one I hate how her young version just kept constantly giggling like an idiot! I hate animated girls that are like that, thankfully there aren't any that brainless in real life. I just really hate how she was completely useless in the movie! She's actually and unnecessary character and her only reason for existance is just to be Bambi's amor interest. I also don't believe she deserves someone as amazing as Bambi. She's just a bore! I can't believe she can't handle herself! I mean I know she has no antlers for protection but seriously she's not that useless! All she does in the movie is giggle constantly like an idiot, flirty with Bambi, act weak and useless, and constantly get into trouble. It's like the goes to use the bathroom and than suddenly she's in danger of being killed and needs someone to come and save her. I actually liked her in the sequel; she wasn't some idiot who constantly giggles, didn't always need someone to come and save her, and actually was sassy and charming. I suppose it's her lack of screentime that kept her from getting higher, since I had to suffer from the others longer.

7.Wendy(Peter Pan)

As many of tu know I REALLY hate Wendy and find her to be completely spinless! Actually at the beginning of the movie I liked her and found her charming. However I started to hate her when she met Peter Pan, so it didn't exactly last long. She was so annoying how she wouldn't shut up! I mean come on doesn't this girl know how to shut u? Peter not all girls talk to much, just this one and some of the other girls on this list. I find her really stupid, like when campanita called her a big ugly girl and she was laughing than after like 5 minutos she realized she was being insulted. Seriously? It took her that long to realize she was being insulted? She really annoyed me how she couldn't even tell that campanita was trying to lose her. Plus she actually took pity on campanita after she tried to kill her. SERIOUSLY? NO ONE IS THAT NICE? She's such a mary-sue! I also found her really annoying how she got upset just because Peter and Tiger Lily were spending time together, tu DON'T OWN HIM WENDY! She just never stands up to Peter. Also I like how she stood up to Hook but I hate how she doesn't try to fight like her daughter does. People say she can't because her brothers would be in danger, HELLO THEY ALREADY WERE! WHAT DOES SHE HAVE TO LOSE? SHE JUST WALKS THE PLANK WITHOUT A FIGHT! STUPID GIRL! She really has nothing going for her besides her pretty face. I liked her in the sequel as a mom, she was actually charming, smart, and not annoying. She's not higher because the others are just(surprisingly) más annoying.

6.Clara(The Nutcracker)

I have to say I saw the movie recently and I just couldn't stand her. There were parts of the movie but mostly I just found her really irritating. First of all I find her really bratty! It's not going to kill her to let her little brother play with the Nutcracker, plus if she wasn't busy whining she would've noticed that he broke the toy and could've stopped him. So she shouldn't just blame him, it's just a little boy, I hate it when older siblings treat younger siblings like that. What really annoys me is how completely useless she is in the movie. She just stands and watches her toys and the Nutcracker fight the ratón King and the other mice. HELLO, YOU'RE HUGE tu COMPARED TO THEM! STEP ON THEM! KILL THEM! DO SOMETHING tu IDIOT! Sure she does throw her shoe at the ratón King but only right when he was about to kill the Nutcracker, if she just killed the ratón King earlier they wouldn't be in that situation. Plus the ratón King threatens to hurt her kitten she just begs him not to and than gets on her knees saying "Oh Nutcrack, what should I do?" STEP ON THE ratón AND KILL HIM tu IDIOT! SERIOUSLY? IS SHE THAT USELESS AND STUPID? Why is it they have to work so hard to make girls dainty little weaklings, they're not this dainty. Besides this isn't being dainty this is because a completely usless moron! Plus I have to say she's REALLY UGLY! At least Wendy stood up against the villian somewhat once and was actually pretty. She's not higher because there are parts where I find her charming.

5.Princess Pea(The Tale of Despereaux)

I've actually only seen this movie once and that was enough for me to know how much I hate her! All she did was whine and mope around the palace, was rude to her servant, assumed things, and was a weak damsel in distress who just screamed. I mean she just whines about how sad the kingdom is, she could do something to help make the kingdom happy again, SHE'S THE STINKIN PRINCESS! Also she just treats her servant girl like garbage, the servant girl tries to be nice to her but no matter what she does she just acts rude to her. She also just assumes that the rat(whatever his name was) is bad and that he wanted to hurt her, just because a rata accidently killed her mother. She gets kidnapped por rats! SHE SERIOUSLY COULDN'T EVEN RESCUE HERSELF FROM A MUNCH OF UGLY STUPID RATS? All she does is scream and wait for someone to come and save her, she's comepletely useless! I actually don't even find her pretty, she's BUTT UGLY! She has no charming moments! She's not higher because the others are even worse!

4.Cera(The Land Before Time)

Ever since I was a little boy I hated her, I always have and I always will! She was always just so annoying and full of herself. She would never admit that she was wrong, even when she was proven wrong she still wouldn't admit it! She's actually really racist, she believes all dinosaurs, except three-horns(triceratops), are inferior. She treats her friends, especially Littlefoot, like garbage. I hated her the most when she called Littlefoot's mother a "stupid old longneck", HELLO tu SHE SAVED YOUR LIFE! You'd think she'd be más greatful to her considering she died saving her life! She will never accept help from anyone and will take every oppurtunity she can just to mostrar off. Her and her dad are the only characters in the movie I actually hate! Despite what she thinks she's actually really stupid! She lacks common sense, she never thinks with her head, she just acts without thinking. Even when there's obviously a safer way she just goes with the más dangerous way. She's rude to everyone she meets. This is really weird but when I was a little kid I actually thought she was a boy and Littlefoot was a girl, only as I got older I realized it was actually the other way around. She reason she's not in the parte superior, arriba 3 is because she does have a little bit of redemption in the end and in the sequel. I guess another reason is nostalgia, I grew-up with The Land Before Time 1-6.

3.Mrs. Calloway(Home On The Range)

I haven't seen this movie too many times but I really hate her and that stupid horse! She's just a boring stick in the mud! All she does it be negative about everything and is one of those cracky old neighbor ladies who are always mean to tu and tu hate. She's just HORRIBLE! I mean when the farm is going to be sold and Maggie has a plan to save it you'd think she'd at least consider it. No she just criticize it and only goes with Maggie and Grace because she thinks they won't last out there without her. She think thinks so high of herself that she doesn't think anyone is capable of doing anything without her. I hate how she thinks everything has to be her way of the high way, she thinks the only right way to do things is her way. LOOK HERE COW, YOUR WAY ISN'T THE ONLY WAY AND IF tu WOULD TRY CONSIDERING SOMEONE ELSES IDEAS THAN MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE THAT SOME PEOPLE ACTUALLY ARE JUST AS GOOD AS YOU! Despite how humble she think she is she's actually really arrogant, I'm surprised that hat of hers is big enough to fit that BIG FAT HEAD! I CAN'T STAND HER! She's not higher is because she does have a little big of somewhat redemption in the end. Plus my parte superior, arriba 2 are just insufferable!

2.May, Dawn, and Iris(All from Pokemon, the LAME version)

It's really hard to decide which one of these girls is the most annoying so I decided to just give all three the number 2 spot. These girls are what they tried to use to replace Misty, it was a complete and total failure! They're part of the reason the new Pokemon is AWFUL! All they ever do in the mostrar is whine, talk about how pretty they are, obsess over their appearence, act spoiled, get angry over the stupidest smallest things, act like complete idiots, never shut up, get into ridiculous fights with Jessie, overract to the smallest thing, get scared too easily, and always think about picking their pokemon for 5 minutos right in the middle of the battle. Examples are like with May it took her like almost 2 hours to get ready. WHAT DOES SHE THINK SHE'S GOING TO THE PROM? YOU'RE JUST TRAVELING IN THE WOODS STUPID! Plus how she was actually thinking about what pokemon to pick right in the middle of the match, HELLO YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO DO THAT BEFORE THE BATTLE! I found her really annoying how she always got into a fight with Jessie over who's wumple was better. SHE'S THE BAD GUY, YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO FIGHT HER NOT ARGUE WITH HER STUPID GIRL! Plus they totally copied Misty's family owning a gym and promising never to come back until she's a pokemon master. With Dawn she constantly obsessed over her looks, especially her hair. I mean it's like she worships her hair like it was god o something. She also obsesses over her outfits, basically anything that has to do with her looks she's obsessing over it. Plus when she first left on her journey she actually tried to bring 7 bags of luggage! SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GOING ON A JOURNEY NOT A HOTEL/SPA tu IDIOT! Plus they couldn't even find an original way for May and Dawn to meet Ash and Pikachu; they just repeated Misty's bike being electrocuted. With Iris she just never SHUTS UP! Seriously, she's even más annoying than Wendy. She's overracts to every single little detail! I was so happy when pikachu finally electrocuted her. All three of these girls are just super annoying and complete idiots! All they ever do is whine over little things like a much of big babies. They're completely useless and are just damsels in distress. They don't do justice to Misty AT ALL; she was useful, didn't constantly obsess over her looks, got angry but not over stupid stuff, didn't constantly whine, was smart, and was no damsel in distress. These girls are just a bunch of whiny, annoying, useless, weak, damsels in distress bimbos! These girls are part of the reason Pokemon is ruining my childhood. The only females on the mostrar that are worse are Misty's sisters. May and Dawn really have nothing going on for them besides their pretty faces, Iris is just cute; at least they're appearence helps somewhat with their HORRIBLE personalities. I've only watched two episodes of Pokemon with Iris in them and that was más than enough, I watched most of the first season with Dawn in it and it was awful, I watched almost all the episodes with May in them; the only reason for that was I kep hoping Misty would come back, which she did but she didn't stay. I was happy when May left but sad when Dawn joined because that meant Misty was never coming back. THEY RUINED EVERYTHING! The only reason these girls aren't number 1 is because there's actually one heroine who is actually más irritating than them.

1.Princess Irene(The Princess and the Goblin)

I saw her movie once and that was más than enough! First of all her movie is INSUFFERABLE! I HATE THE MOVIE SO MUCH! I JUST WANTED TO PULL ALL OF MY HAIR OUT! If tu haven't seen the movie than I'm jealous of how lucky tu are! NEVER SEE IT! IT'S REALLY THAT AWFUL! Anyway time to talk about her, just like the entire movie, she's INTOLERABLE! First I'll say something nice about her, she's kind of pretty, that's it. She's just so whiny and all she does is whine. Plus out of all heroines she's the most useless and stupid! Whenever she sees a goblin all she does is just scream than lay on the ground crying. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE tu STUPID IDOT! She's always just walking herself into danger. Plus she's really stupid! She couldn't figure out that she just had to mover a munch of rocks to get threw, it's not exactly that hard. Plus the fact that all people have to do to stop goblins and make them leave them alone is just to sing AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT! She's had several chances to just sing to save herself but she's so stupid she can't even do it! SING tu IDIOT! She could've saved her life several times and all she had to do is SING! Plus she's the most weakest damsel in distress EVER! She makes Wendy and Bella cisne look like Mulan. She is always having to get saved. She even almost gets herself killed just from tripping. She even almost has herself a heroic moment but she messes it up, she actually ends up having to get saved AGAIN! This girl has been in trouble and needing saving like a thousand time. She's the worst of all animated heroines!
posted by Ranty-cat
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Year 1920. Mir Jack. Mir is a detective. But, he doesn’t investigate cheating wives o crooked business partners. He investigates things that go bump in the night . When a beautiful blonde strolls into his office and says someone is trying to kill her, he smells danger. Too bad he needs the money.


How he got started with paranormal investigations is a long story. Something took his wife from him. Jane was his whole world. Now she's gone. He has been running down leads ever since.

It's an arduous task, prying into the dark and creeping things. Plenty of people won't even acknowledge...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose* I think I...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Well this was a little late, but better late than not at all, right? The 2010s were a big year, probably for a lot of us. We all had that point in our lives in that decade where things were changing, some small, others massive. But who cares about all that person stuff. Let's talk about material things that we just like. Movies, video games, animation, all that great stuff. This will be a five part articulo series, so look adelante, hacia adelante to más artículos coming afterward. Let's start off with something simple, movies. Talking about my favorito! film of each year, as well as my least favorito! from that...
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posted by CokeTheUmbreon
Hello... It's me!

I'm back from writer's block (again) to bring tu another article.

EDM and I have had a long run in the past decade.

Please note: Some of these songs have not been invented in the decade. I just found them in this decade.

I bring you... My Favourite Songs of Last Decade.

Here goes!

1. 'Watch Out' por Eptic
2. 'Baillorum' por BAILO & Bellorum
3. 'Back In Time (R3hab Remix)' por Pitbull
4. 'TH2C (Dyro Remix)' por Krewella
5. 'RAMPAGE' por GRAVEDGR
6. 'Rampage' por Myro & Barely Alive & Virtual Riot & PhaseOne
7. 'Get Lemon' por Disciple Recs, a supercollab
8. 'We Don't Play'...
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I don’t think I need to give a lesson on who batman is. Everyone and their grandparents know who he is. Batman, the Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader. Having tons of comics, cine and video games. Some being some of the greatest games of all time and others being… the complete opposite. And that’s what we are looking at, the complete opposite. Developed por the Japanese studio, Kemco Software, best known for their work on the parte superior, arriba Gear franchise and their mobile games, they are still around today. Nothing was hurt por this game, DC Comics is still making bank and batman is still a cherished...
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I never watched the original Charlie’s Angels. I remember I watched the movie, Full Throttle, which probably explains my deep seeded hatred for the series. And hey, with a new movie out that tu wouldn’t know was out unless I told tu (And no, tu didn’t watch. If tu tell me otherwise, you’re lying), now is a great time to play Charlie’s ángeles on the Gamecube. Published por the kings of misceláneo publishing, Ubisoft, Charlie’s ángeles is considered to be the worst license game out there, nothing else compared. I don’t have much say in the matter before I play it, but… yeah, I can...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where tu play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorito! video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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Holy shit, this one is a bit of a nostalgia trip. I remember watching Mucha Lucha when I was a kid and loved it so much. It was probably where my interest in masked wrestlers came from, that and wwe of course. Now is the mostrar good? Eh, debatable. You’d have to have a nostalgic amor for it to appreciate it, but hey, I watched all episodes of The Nutshack. I have zero shame. So yeah, here’s the Mucha Lucha game on Gameboy, Mascaritas of the lost Code. Another published game por Ubisoft, but developed por Digital Eclipse Software, who worked on all sorts of ports of old arcade games. You’ve...
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wwe was one of my favorito! things as a child. There was just something about watching big oiled up men in their underwear grabbing at each other and slamming their bodies into the ground- Is it any wonder I came out as a bisexual? Seriously, I do enjoy wrestling to an extent. I haven’t watched anything recently, I kinda stopped around the whole John Cena craze of the late 2000s and early 2010s. But with anything that is marketable to young kids like me, tu gotta have video games of them, and there was no short supply of wrestling games. Today, we’ll be talking about Legends of Wrestling...
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Well, here it is. It’s time for the moment you’ve all been waiting for. While I have been busy with a ton of other things like work and the underlying threat of every phone call being a scam artist o something to leave me bankrupt, this articulo has always been in the back of my mind. And I’m finally gonna talk about it. Today. That’s right. It’s time we finally get to talking about the classic comedy film. Clerks… 2!. Nah, I’m kidding. Fuck that movie. It’s Clerks, the original, 1994 film



I: From Humble Beginnings

Clerks is the best comedy film I have ever seen. Of...
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Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger por at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche. It's something Arthur Fleck cannot control. There's always a certain...
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#1: SGT FRANK WOODS:
Of coarse he's number 1. The guy who joined the Vietnam war because "it was fun". About everything he does is badass.. And I will give spoilers. So not only does he and Kra- (can't spell it) survive that gernade. But it's implied Woods escapes being P.O.W all por himself.. Though he than gets recaptured por Raul Menendez in Angola, and the first mission involves finding and rescuing him. The circumstances of Woods' capture - being tortured, having his men killed right in front of him, and locked in a shipping container with his dead comrades and left to die of starvation and...
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#1: MEET THE ROBINSONS:
I know. It's hard to believe this film is considered as underrated o misunderstood.. But like OVER THE HEDGE, this feels like one of those classic films that been forgetten though time. Nobody ever talks about this movie.

This film came out when disney had released Chicken Little before it, so I'm sure it was mainly seen this film thanks to that. But I highly recommend trying to find this movie. o Over the Hedge from Dreamworks..

Both are highly quotable..


#2: WHITE HOUSE DOWN:
Not saying this is a 'great' film. But it's a lot better than Chris Stuckmann dicho it was....
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So the punk scene, what a scene it is. Big mohawks, piercings, and a bad attitude that all those cine and annoyed parents warned us about. But seriously, it’s not all that. Nowadays, punk has become nothing más than a front for stores like Hot Topic to make a quick buck off of and unless your Green Day, most of your venues are a small bar if they’re lucky. What is the kind of thing punk is mistaken for, what is it really, and just what happened to it all? Well, that’s what I am here to talk about today. Sadly, don’t expect a huge analysis on this one. This is merely a myriad of thoughts...
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The one thing missing in Snow White and the seven dwarfs is any communication between Snow White and the Evil queen . Unlike in Disney's cenicienta and enredados all of whom are step mum verses step daughter. Two different people Snow White kind, happy and a giving person, whilst the queen is a harsh, mean and only cares for herself.

In Mirror Mirror there is a brilliant mostrando of this in one of the first scenes.

So Snow White is 18 today. She is sad, lonely and bored in her bedroom, a bird pops in and so Snow White feeds it, then she hears a fanfare coming from downstairs. Snow gets excited...
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 Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Elijah Jones, 2019 album? and K-12?
Recently, Jones had released an interesting pastel and aesthetic looking foto on his channel with his name entitled on it. The pastel foto was of a almohada and frases expressing "I haven't gone anywhere... I've been teasing. I don't know if tu guys are ready for what is about to be in store.."

We think that Jones's siguiente promotional album will actually be K-12 por Melanie Martinez. As subjected from a fan account. This would make sense because in January 2019 Jones released a paino song entitled "Teddy Bear" it is a referenced look to the new surprise promotion this year.

Upon the quotes....
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"Let...me...out."

"Let. M-me. In."

Number 05 fell back into a lean against the stony, plain gray muro behind her, still attempting to focus the blurriness in her swollen right eye. Though she herself couldn't see it, she knew that it probably looked just as bad as it felt.
Meanwhile, her good eye could still see the man who sat in the middle of the small box of a room, the flickering light above them swinging back and forth dismally.
She could see the back of his head shifting, large lumps crawling around frantically beneath his scalp like a house full of rats under a pale and stained comforter....
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posted by MeiMisty
by Serge Monast
Originally Published 1994

from EducateYourSelf Website





Serge Monast and another journalist, both of whom were researching Project Blue Beam, died of "heart attacks" within weeks of each other although neither had a history of corazón disease. Serge was in Canada.

The other Canadian journalist was visiting Ireland. Prior to his death, the Canadian government abducted Serge’s daughter in an attempt to dissuade him from pursuing his research into Project Blue Beam.

His daughter was never returned. Pseudo-heart attacks are one of the alleged methods of death induced por Project...
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