Death came to a guy and said: "My friend today is your day."
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the siguiente on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't tu take a asiento and I will get tu something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lista and removed his name from the parte superior, arriba of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he dicho to the guy, "Because tu have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much tu try!!
Guy:"But I'm not ready!"
Then death said,"well your name is the siguiente on my list".
Guy:"Okay why don't tu take a asiento and I will get tu something to eat before we go?".
Then death said,"all right"
The guy gave death some comida with sleeping pills in it, death finished eating and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the lista and removed his name from the parte superior, arriba of the lista and put it at the bottom of the list.
When death woke up he dicho to the guy, "Because tu have been so nice to me, I will start from the BOTTOM of the lista ..."
Moral of the story: - Whatever is written in your destiny ... Will never change no matter how much tu try!!
1. You're beautiful.- girls think when tu say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
2. tu look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.
3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and tu never get tired of being with us.
4. I amor tu and only you.-Well, tu guys get the picture.
5. I will be with tu forever.
6. tu have no flaws.
7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.
8. tu shine brighter than the sun.
9. There is no reason for tu to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
7 Things to do when tu want to get kicked out of the DMV. por Misery.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy siguiente to you.
Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over por a Reindeer.'
Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people siguiente to tu look at tu funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.
Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.
Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down siguiente to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.
Start quoting your favorito! mostrar the security guard.
Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big mostrar number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
Hello everyone and welcome to the siguiente half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.
So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
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So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...
