NAME: Greg Bulmash
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO tu HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a más intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO tu HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT tu FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO tu HAVE A CAR?: I think the más appropriate pregunta here would be "Do tu have a car that runs?"
HAVE tu RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS o RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO tu SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD tu LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO tu CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President o Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a año plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO tu HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a más intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO tu HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT tu FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO tu HAVE A CAR?: I think the más appropriate pregunta here would be "Do tu have a car that runs?"
HAVE tu RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS o RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO tu SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD tu LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO tu CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries
