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posted by samuraibond005
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains o dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat rifle rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, o even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy por the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going inicial afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought the only gun I had when hunting, a large bolt action sniper rifle with a 4000 Bintsu scope (About $1000) that dates back to when I was only 15 commanding the 800 año war.
I was in the woods with Jitsa, his mother allowing me to go with him, and we where hiding up in a árbol waiting for some game to come along. Jitsa saw a deer before I did and fired his little bb gun at it, the deer was startled and tried to run, I still used my experience as a sniper in the 800 año war to shoot it before it could get any further. It was dead, I loaded another bullet just to look epic and Jitsa did the same.
We climbed down and walked over to the deer. "Looks like cena tonight, do tu think tu can skin it for me later on Chema-keji?" Jitsa said.
"Sure, I can cook it too, we can invite both our families and have cena together at my place." I said.
"Would tu really do that?" Jitsa dicho excitedly.
"Yes, I can include plenty of pan de molde, pan and some soda to boot." I dicho in reply.
Suddenly the forest was filled with fog, Jitsa and I fell silent as we noticed the trees start to stretch, they suddenly became taller and thinner. I looked ahead and there was a man in a strange looking suit, he had to be at least 15 feet tall. I raised my rifle as he walked nearer. I fired the rifle and that didn't seems to phase him, he stretched his arms out just as I could see his face...or lack thereof. It was a blur, as though I where looking at it though a dirty glass and I could make out no features. He grabbed Jitsa and pulled him in, I got up and drew my cuchillo then suddenly he disappeared...with Jitsa. The forest returned to normal, except for me. I fell to my knees and started to cry.
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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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Hello,fellow Fanpoppers!This is the first examen I ever made so if it's bad please don't leave a mean comment.Opinions are one thing,but being mean is another.
Anyways,here is the quiz:

Remember:The object of the game is to NOT say purple!Starting...now!

1.What is 1 times 2?
2.What is 2 times 2?
3.What is 4 times 4?
4.What is 16 times 16?

Told tu I could make tu say 256.





OK,if tu dicho to yourself,"No.You dicho tu can make me say PURPLE." GOTCHA!!!!!!!
And if tu didn't,well,you're smarter than I thought.THANKS FOR LETTING ME WASTE YOUR TIME!!!!!
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Jeff Foxworthy is now picking on Michigan.

If tu consider it a sport to gather your comida por drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all día hoping that the comida will swim by, tu might live in Michigan .

If you're proud that your region makes the national news 96 nights each año because Pellston is the coldest spot in the nation, tu might live in Michigan .

If your local Dairy queen is closed from November through April, tu might live in Michigan .

If tu instinctively walk like a pingüino, pingüino de for five months out of the year, tu might live in Michigan .

If someone in a store offers...
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Okay,No need to be so rough on yourself!Because tu know what?IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!Here are a few reasons that tu must continue to smile,laugh and to the teenagers who want to kill themselves why to live.
1.You're individual!You're yourself!You're not afraid of being who tu are and tu should be proud of it,because not many people are like that!Most of them pretend to be someone who they're not and that often makes them feel worse than you.Seeing that you're happy and you're free to express yourself they get aggressive and they want to make tu feel bad!I say:FUCK THEM!
2.If you're a little...
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tu know you're a 'Furry Fan' when...
Rabies replaces cancer as your number one disease concern.
Your favorito! character from estrella Trek is Lieutenant M'Ress (from the animated series).
You think "Beauty and the Beast" was spoiled por Beast becoming human.
You replace Elle McPherson pinups with those of Amy the Squirrel, Erma Felna, o Minerva Mink.
You slip the word 'fur' into as many places as possible in your mail.
You can identify a captionless book illustration as being Doug Wingers' in under ten seconds.
None of your favorito! female (or male) fiction characters are actually human.
You go...
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EMOTICONS
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: ) happy face
:-) just kidding o happy
:-( depressed o frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool o sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical día at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky pato walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught por their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the parte superior, arriba of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as dicho before. He and Buster were instructed por their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, pato season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with tu guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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