1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) tu estola that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can tu tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a misceláneo shopping carro and push it into a wall, o shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure tu have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the medicine aisle take some pills go to an employe and say that the certain pills tu took weren't working
9. Take as many chip bags as tu can en them then dump them out then blame someone walking down that aisle
10. Take your cheese out of it's bag sniff it, throw it in someones face and say "does this smell fishy to you?"
11. Take your IPod and play the loudest song at the loudest volume
12. When someone speaks over the intercom scream "Not that guy again!"
13. Throw open sopa cans at customers
14. When tu go to the bakery ask for a item then say "no that one" then say "no that one!" keep doing this until tu get a reaction
15.run around the place screaming "I WANT MY PIE!!"
16. take ice cream and place it in other I
Aisles and other items in other aisles etc
17. Two words: comida fight!
18. Rip open boxes and when someone asks tu what happens say "it was the devil!" and point to someone random
19. Meditate in the middle of an aisle
20. Go to the cleaning aisle, take toilet paper, open it and tepee the place with it