misceláneo Article: THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
por a centipede.

Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking?
Annie are tu walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE tu WALKING???!!!!
ARE tu WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are tu walking?
With your dentist
Are tu walking?
Throw your son out the window.
So he'll stick to a cruzar, cruz Ingall, Annie!
He can make up your apartment.
But the buck stays
On the carpet
Did he run through the bedroom?
He was struck down
por a mostrar tune....

Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?

You've been hit by

*BEEP BEEP!!!!*

You've been hit by

*BEEP!!!*

A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!!!

So they kicked him to the oak tree.
It was a Sundae..
What a -peace- "black thang"
Psycho mother's invitation
It sounds like heartbeats...
And imitations. -grabs my crotch-

Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
-screams- SO ANNIE, tu A WOOKIE????!!!!
tu A WOOKIE ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
(same lines except for "are tu walking" replaced with "you a wookie"

Annie tu a wookie.
So, Annie, tu a wookie.
tu a wookie, Annie.

tu been hit by....
*BEEP BEEP!!!*
tu been struck by.....
*BEEP!!!!*
A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OW!!!!!!!!!

WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-MJ dance-

Police:
OK, I want everyone to clear the area RIGHT NOW!!!

-the smooth criminal throws a bomb-

-bomb explodes-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
same as last time

Annie:
HAD A PULSE!!!!!!!

HAD A NOSE!!!!!!!!!!

HAD ENOUGH???????!!!!!!

HAND IN GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-puts on MJ glove-

I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-kisses secretmusican-

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

-all of the singers/rappers in the whole world jump out of nowhere-

ALL:

THAT nuez, nogal BABY!!!!!

THAT COUGH-UP BABY!!!!

THAT WANTED BABY!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO

THAT WAR-NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO
WHOO
WHOO

THAT WARNUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

-tries to do MJ anti gravity lean-
-fails-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-dances-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shake a Chika.

DOW.

-bass solo-

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jessy_an annie are you walking? XDDD

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HelluvaBoss review:

posted by Canada24

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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...

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más than 100 funny and cute things to say to a girl

posted by bvbmary15

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated por you.
I was so encantada por your beauty that I ran into that muro over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime tu passed by, just so I could stare at tu a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...

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61 Things Girls dont know about Guys- this is in a Guys Point of View

posted by milorox18

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with más than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are tu busy?" o "Are tu doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all día but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

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Prank Call Ideas!

posted by OmegaLeader

(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and tu want to confuse them. No laughing o anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my friends do this a lot.

Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do tu want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is tu who is calling me. Ok, so what did tu need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. tu called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! tu are the one who called me! Now i ask one más time who are tu and why did tu call my at this...

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misceláneo jokes

posted by sakurahanazono

Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and tu have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)

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39 Things to Do to Confuse, Annoy and/or Freak Out Strangers

posted by BeastBoyCahill

1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation por saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall o any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way tu laugh as tu wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt o Uncle. If tu dare, hug them.
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50 Ways To Annoy People

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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone tu love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard o hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as tu open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 minutos o so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring o your nails on the blackboard siguiente time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

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