misceláneo Article: THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

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THE MOST FUNNY MISHEARD LYRICS EVER (must read)

posted by E-Scope90

O-
-heartbeats-

OW!!!!!!!!!

Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
por a centipede.

Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking?
Annie are tu walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE tu WALKING???!!!!
ARE tu WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are tu walking?
With your dentist
Are tu walking?
Throw your son out the window.
So he'll stick to a cruzar, cruz Ingall, Annie!
He can make up your apartment.
But the buck stays
On the carpet
Did he run through the bedroom?
He was struck down
por a mostrar tune....

Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?
Annie are tu walking?
So, Annie are tu walking?
Are tu walking Annie?

You've been hit by

*BEEP BEEP!!!!*

You've been hit by

*BEEP!!!*

A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!!!

So they kicked him to the oak tree.
It was a Sundae..
What a -peace- "black thang"
Psycho mother's invitation
It sounds like heartbeats...
And imitations. -grabs my crotch-

Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
So, Annie tu a wookie?
tu a wookie Annie?
Annie tu a wookie?
-screams- SO ANNIE, tu A WOOKIE????!!!!
tu A WOOKIE ANNIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
(same lines except for "are tu walking" replaced with "you a wookie"

Annie tu a wookie.
So, Annie, tu a wookie.
tu a wookie, Annie.

tu been hit by....
*BEEP BEEP!!!*
tu been struck by.....
*BEEP!!!!*
A SMURF TERMINAL!!!!!

OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

OW!!!!!!!!!

WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-MJ dance-

Police:
OK, I want everyone to clear the area RIGHT NOW!!!

-the smooth criminal throws a bomb-

-bomb explodes-

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
same as last time

Annie:
HAD A PULSE!!!!!!!

HAD A NOSE!!!!!!!!!!

HAD ENOUGH???????!!!!!!

HAND IN GLOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-puts on MJ glove-

I'M IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-kisses secretmusican-

HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!
HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!

-all of the singers/rappers in the whole world jump out of nowhere-

ALL:

THAT nuez, nogal BABY!!!!!

THAT COUGH-UP BABY!!!!

THAT WANTED BABY!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO

THAT WAR-NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOO
WHOO
WHOO
WHOO

THAT WARNUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:

-tries to do MJ anti gravity lean-
-fails-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-dances-

OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shake a Chika.

DOW.

-bass solo-

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jessy_an annie are you walking? XDDD

jessy_an *saved*

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The first chapter of my first story: Kiely's new secret (please be nice...)

posted by melcu

chapter 1 discovery

"what should we do today Teki?" Kiely asked her tiny dog. Knowing that the dog couldn't posibly respond in any other way than wagging her tail o bark and that is exactly what the dog did.
Kiely sat siguiente to her chihuahua and ran her hand down her back feeling her soft black and brown fur."your a good baby girl" she crooned at the little puppy.
"Lets go to the park and then we could go to fred's,"Kiely finally desided Teki was still wagging her tail. Kiely made her way to the bathroom to freshen up and take a shower. She got out of the ducha, ducha de and headed toward the mirror to...

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chicken and a horse joke

posted by jessicamc26

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car adelante, hacia adelante saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If tu are hung like a horse, tu don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.

oscilación low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my corazón out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, o the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my corazón out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. tu wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet tu on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitarra by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if tu just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if tu think that we cant sing it faster then tu wrong but itll help if tu just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if tu just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can tu forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the calle physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your culo like rembrandt!
Ha! tu Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when tu see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what tu did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who tu are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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Nik's parte superior, arriba 20 Games of 2020

posted by windwakerguy430

So 2020 was… a year. Can’t argue with those claims. But hey… some pretty good games came out.
So despite the state of the nightmare dimension that we currently find ourselves in, one thing I can say is that when it came to releases this year, 2020 fucking killed it. Honestly, I was just going to make this a parte superior, arriba ten, but there were just so many games I wanted to talk about this year, and even still, I was upset that I had to cut some from the parte superior, arriba twenty. Like Hades, Animal Crossing, Ori, Spider-Man, Resident Evil 3, so many other games to talk about. This was like my busiest año for gaming...