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posted by MJlover101
-New York City has 11 letters.

-Afghanistan has 11 letters.

-Ramsin Yuseb (the terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters.

-George W arbusto, bush has 11 letters.

-The Twin Towers make an "11",

-New York is the 11th state.

-The first plane that crashed into the Twin Towers was flight number 11.

-Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers. (9+2=11)

-Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers. (6+5=11)

-The tradegy was September 11, o 9/11. (9+1+1=11)

-The total number of victims inside the planes was 254. (2+4+5=11)

-September 11 is the 254th día of the year.

-The Madrid bombing took place on 3/11/2004. (3+1+1+2+4=11)

-The Madrid bombing happened 911 days after the Twin Towers incident.

-The most recognized symbol for the US, after the Stars and Stripes is the eagle. The following verse is taken from the Quran (the Islamic Holy Book):

"For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome eagle. The wrath of the eagle would be felt throughout the lands Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still más rejoiced: for the wrath of the eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace."

-That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran.

(This is the creepiest part, I DARE tu to try it!)

Open Microsoft Word and do the following:

-Type in capitals Q33 NY (This was the flight number of the first plane to hit the Twin Towers)

-Highlight it and change the font to WINDINGS 1 and the size to 72.

For those of tu who looked: Creepy right?
So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway tu never take, o teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.

1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see tu crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person o kindly...
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Like the título says, Does Robert Pattinson die in remember me? My friends dicho that he does and I just wanted to know. :):) :)
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Haley:Hey!Guys let's compare our self's to anime and cartoon characters!

James:Okay.I'll go first!Haley tu remind me of...Akira Kogami from lucky star!

Haley:...I do NOT have constant mood swings between happy and cute to mean and bitchy!YOU FRIGGIN' SON OF A WHORE!!!

James:Haley I know what my parents are.

Jack:W-What!?

Haley:Alex tu remind me of...Alucard from Hellsing!

Alex:...That's nice...Kara reminds me of Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran high school host club.Bland and uninteresting.

Kara:Oh screw you!...Melissa you...wait how did tu get into my house?

Melissa:Well I'll have tu know I invited my...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chris went to his bedroom and sank down on his bed. He lay down and stared at the ceiling. He wondered how the world outside would be like. Sure he had a clear view from behind his window, but it wasn’t the same as really be outside. He heard a familiar noise and a few segundos later Bianca materialized in the center of his room. He looked up at her, with an angry look in his eyes.
“Thanks for betraying me, Bi” Bianca sighed and shrugged. “I was only trying to help you. Wyatt shouldn’t be treating tu this way and tu know it” “What can I do about it? He saved my life. He raised...
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User: Wendigo o yeti.

Cleverbot: Who is Wendigo?

User: Wendigo is a abomination.

Cleverbot: Define abomination.

User: Abomination = # a person who is loathsome o disgusting # abhorrence: hate coupled with disgust # an action that is vicious o vile; an action that arouses disgust o abhorrence; 'his treatment of the children is an abomination'.

Cleverbot: I only fear death, but I cannot even fear that much with tu at my side.

User: I do not fear death but I fear giving up on life.

User: I've gotta go mate speak tu soon babe.

Cleverbot: Don't leave!

Cleverbot: Well the meaning of life certainly isn't...
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posted by sapherequeen
It all began when I was eight-years-old. My mother had found a new boyfriend named Nate. The two of them had a steady relationship for some months before they finally decided to find a house to live in together. They relocated a house at a different calle in the same town I have been living in since I was 10-months-old. At first, it seemed like a nice street. It had this peaceful feeling to it, the feeling that just made tu feel like home. That was one of my greatest memories of the street, the feeling of inicial that it always gave me. I also made new friends immediately; a little girl named...
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Bananas can sometimes be just as dangerous as lemons, but remember, monkeys touched them a lot, so they have some portion of us stuck in them. Really, they can be just as sentimental as us. I swear, last night my copy of The Blind Side got stolen, and there was a plátano strangely close to the TV.....nevermind. Here's the lista tu have to watch out for:

1.The simplest way is the plátano peel. Bananas like to be wackos and mostrar themselves to the ladies, so they shed some skin and sit there on the most slippery surface they can get. Of course, they don't care about you---so if tu are near a slippery...
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WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the mesa, tabla with her gourmet coffee.

Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the leche carton.

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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check o charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a remote control for a televisión set in her purse.
"So, do tu always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied,...
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posted by McDreamyluva
LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did tu get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been dado your share !

HE: Will tu come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make tu very happy
SHE: Why? Are tu leaving?

HE: What would tu say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...
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posted by ilovepenguins
1) If amor is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should tu believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that perros amor to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at tu if tu blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a árbol falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the pentágono were...
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•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a cazuela, cazuela de

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole pato

•    All foam, no beer...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...
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posted by Rock_n_Roll671
Okay, I;m not saying tu should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the comentarios which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz tu hate America."

3. When tu go to the princible's office, and when he asks why tu were sent, say, "I wrote that tu sucked...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited por mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah postres and traveled por Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an manzana, apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened pan de molde, pan which is pan de molde, pan made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
tu came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one día embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I amor the special bond that we beutifully share,
I amor the way tu mostrar u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever seguro within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When tu meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are tu doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't tu try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When tu ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer mantequilla Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as tu can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when tu laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* naranja Lavaburst
* melocotón (no longer produced)
* Poppin' rosado, rosa Lemonade
* fresa Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* dulces manzana, apple cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* frutas Pow
* frutas Punch
* Orange
* naranja Supernova
* rosado, rosa Lemonade
* frambuesa Kiwi
* Strawberry
* fresa Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C agrio, agria Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did tu really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be más than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special día
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that día
there was lots to be dicho
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When tu dicho "I amor you"
I dicho "I amor tu too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be más
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) mover everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elefante weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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