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posted by dannylynn92
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Childbirth is the segundo most painful thing in the world, right siguiente to being burned alive.

tu are más likely to get struck por lightning than to be attacked and killed por a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that it can kill them. Then, your white blood cells memorize how to kill those certain bacteria cells, making it easier for them to heal tu if tu get the full disease later.

más than ten people a año are killed por vending machines.


Adolf Hitler only had one testicle.


Male bebés are más fragile and sensitive in the womb and during birth than females.


It is impossible for our Sun to become a supernova ... it's too small.

Without insulin type 1 diabetics would starve to death no matter how much comida they eat.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

Most of the dust underneath your cama is actually your own dead skin. Yuck!

Spongebob Squarepants lives in a pineapple on concha, caracol calle in the town of Bikini Bottom.

There are only two mammals in the world that lay eggs, the echidna and the platypus.

Carmine is actually crushed up insect skeletons, it's most commonly found in lip gloss.

Your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
posted by gurlygurl123
Ok it was about 6:30am and i was going to my car to
go to school.Suddenly a figure pops up at my dads
bedroom window.Then it holds my stepmams phone up and it lights her eyes up.WEll i jumped back and screamed.My dad just kept looking up at the window.
Then the figure held the phone up to her ear and my dad got a phone call it was off my step mam.My dad looked up again.The figure pointed at the phone.My dad answerd it.
It was my stepmam saying i had forgotton my jumper
lol
but the way i jumped back was histerical i like leaped back and screamed at the parte superior, arriba of my lungs
AAAAGGGHHH
lol
Once there was a girl named Amy. Amy was 9 years old and she was just terrible at art. She always had bad grades and her friend Lexi was always bragging. ”ha ha tu are so horrible at art! Your cubism is a mess, your Ice sculptures are always just a stickman, and don’t get me started on your paintings! They are just big swirls of nothing! Who in the world would want to give that an A? “ Lexi said. Amy just smiled, looked at the painting, and then she frowned. Amy was silent until she said, “ I may have big gigantic swirls, but I will paint something better then a swirl! tu will see!!...
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posted by adaug
Today,Our pregunta is from:mistymaydawngo:
Q:WHY ARE BANANAS YELLOW?
A:When unripe, the peel of the plátano contains chlorophyll, a green pigment that is at the basis of photosynthesis and is so intense that it masks all the other color pigments in the fruit. When the frutas ripens, the membrane surrounding the chlorophyll weakens and permits enzymes to reach and destroy the green pigment. At the same time, that enzymes acts on vitamin A.
Get it?Got IT?Yeah I didn't either!I just Googled it








A shout out to :mistymaydawngo!
remember to comentario your preguntas and I'll answer ASAP!
posted by pollydbookworm
If tu have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, tu have $1.19. tu also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the lincoln Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest misceláneo speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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posted by justleeelee
I saw this on cracked.com and I don't have Excel so I want to know if this is real...

1. Open Excel 95 with a blank work sheet
2. Go down to the 95th row
3. Select the whole row
4. Tab over to coloum B
5. Goto Help/About
6. Hold down ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
7. A window appears call "Hall of Tortured souls"
8. At the end of the hall and all the programmers names
9. Do a 180 turn and type excelkfa. Walk thuorgh the muro and see the pictures.

Sorry i'm just really curious about this.... :/ I'm probably a dumbass for this and have no life for asking, but still! I'm bored...
posted by MJangellover
Most of the world's most amazing sights have not been made por people .Nature has some of the best attraction.One of the most beautiful places is Niagara Falls ,which plunges into a canyon about 11 km long .It has a arco iris as the water chases the sun's light and crash down into the steamy canyon below .

In Arizona ,the Colorado River has steadily been giant canyon for about 6 million years.The valley is so deep and steep that nearly a million tourists visit and take the trip down its deep sides every year.

through the corazón of South America runs the amazonas, amazon River.In some places it feels like a sea .as tu can't the other side .Starting in Peru and continuing all the way across Brazil to the Atlantic Ocean ,It is the segundo longest river in the world after the Nile
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In a mansion far in the southern part of japón Miki one of the most popular prettiest smartest person in japón was walking the streets when she saw a man.She felt amor at first sight.So the man walked up to her and dicho "hi" Miki responded "hey I'm Mi.." "Miki Mochizuki" "yeah" "everyone knows you" "i guess your right" she looked down at her feet with a sad face "and tu are?" "Li Shengshun" "you lie i can see it in your eyes" then he pulled her into an ally "how do tu know I'm lying?" "i can see everything just por looking into a persons eyes" "who and what are you" "i should be asking you...
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posted by invadercalliope
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -waves-
Now it's time to get seres i mean serues NO! uh..
SERIOUS.
Justin Bieber is dating selena gomez.
Well everyoe knew he had to fecha her o demi.
So have tu seen the amazing sci fi movie sharktopus XD.
Now let's see......
I need to get note cards for this.
Well i guess i'm going to have to do this!
Meebo Emoticons
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(pacman)
:-*
(loser)
(liar)
(beaten)
(O_O)
(o.O)
(so)
(panda)
(emo)
(rapper)
(sarcasm)
(ghost)
(hug)
Well i'm getting tired of that
PURPLE FLYING HIPPOS!
posted by AnimeFan66
This articulo is for people who are not friends with me yet, people who are friends, and people who must know this because these things I am about to tell are not only painful, but also terrible things.

As a lot of tu people have already realized, I have Atusim. I've had it ever sense I was little. At those times, my parents never told me about this until I was prouably sixteen o seventeen. Ever sense then, my whole life has been nothing but garbage because not only have I been teased several occasions, but I have also suffered from depression, anger, and brainloss sometimes. These things are...
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posted by goddessoflife
I started a Language contest on the respuestas spot in this group. Here are the winners:

Round 1) Winner: darkmintoutau
Language: Greek
Όταν η ζωή σου δίνει το λεμόνι, κάνει το χυμό πορτοκαλιού και στη συνέχεια, καθίστε πίσω και αναρωτιέμαι πώς το κάνατε. Και:
Είμαστε αυστηρότερο από ό, τι σε λιπαρές ουσίες τύπος στο καλσόν!
When life gives tu lemons, make naranja jugo, jugo de and then sit back and wonder how tu did. And: We're tighter than a fat guy in tights!

Round 2) Winner: xXxJDloverxXx
Language: Basque
benetan behar dut off lortzeko webgune honetan!
I really need to get off this site!

Round 3) Open.
posted by TOTALIzzyluver
(Try lectura this story with a cowboy o a hilbilly accent)
Tiffany and Pete sat in the moon light.
"Look at them stars. So bright and shiny." Pete said. "Look más like squares to me." dicho Tiffany.
"Nooooo, there stars." Pete told Tiffany.
"Hey that squares gettin' bigger.....and bigger....and bigger." Tiffany gasped. "That square looks like its hurrdelin' at us!"
"GET OUT OF THE WAY!" Pete yelled pushing Tiffany out of the way of the falling star. The estrella landed where Tiffany was sitting but she was now a few feet from it. "YEAH! Gots me a square!" Tiffany squeled
The End.

Short but it was an idea that came to me in the shower...and the idea credit goes to my non fanpopping friends Liz and Tiffany who showed me the "Looks más like squares to me" thingy....any way what do tu guys think????
posted by Free_Spirit
Me: OKay well this is for my religion class, i publicado it on the escritura spot but no ones comentó and its dues this week soo um yeah. to give a note i have to use an artistic form to mostrar my image of Jesus, and i chose to use the sea as a metapor..okay please comment...and critism

Freedom:
To feel the sand
The sun on your back
It’s a no man’s land
With no fear of attack
No chains of society
The sea frees all
Lose all your anxiety
And watch as the waves fall
God’s segundo heaven under the sun
Surrounding all things being
The sea will be undone
For those people foreseeing
The sea without...
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posted by milorox18
When I resolve into the essence
Tlhat I mostly am‚
I feel a deep connection
With every living thing.
For that which most imbues me
With my identity
Is somehow in the other‚ too‚
So that when I look around
I see myself- reflected
Hidden is this union
Is the wonderful discovery
That if indeed the angels
Have wings-
Then so do I.
And if the essence of a flower
Drifts out of a gentle breeze-
Then so do I.
And if the midnight sky
Is radiant with light-
Then so am I.
And if the silent mystery
Somehow becomes revealed
In tiny dewdrops fair-
Then so willI.
For every lovely thing
Manifests the essence
Of which I am a part‚
So beware‚ my soul‚ beware‚
And mover with gentle heart
Throughout theis mystic veil.
For if amor has left its imprint here-
Then so have I!

This is not mine‚ this was written por Donna Miesbach
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by DoctorSpud
I actually cried coming up with this speech last night...I think it was even más beautiful when I first came up with it.

If tu were to think like me and look through multiple viewpoints of life and existence heck even trillions of different viewpoints from the stars to the planets and everything inbetween and beyond even through your best friends eyes tu would be blown away.
If tu were to sit and truly think about it all tu would realize that people come up with the formulas and the math and the science even though none of it exists. They try to stabilize existence and make it pure intel...
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posted by nocock
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a más perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.

Article. I.
Section. 1.
All legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which shall consist of a Senate and House of Representatives.

Section. 2.
The House of Representatives shall be composed of Members chosen every segundo año by...
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