1.Wax the ceiling
2.Rearrange political campaign signs
3.Sharpen your teeth
4.Play Houdini with one of your siblings
5.Braid your dog’s hair
6.Clean and polish your belly button
7.Water your dog…see if he grows
8.Wash a tree
9.Knight yourself
10.Name your child Edsel
11.Scare Stephen King
12.Give your cat a mohawk
13.Purr
14.Mow your carpet
15.Play Pat Boone records backwards
16.Vacuum your lawn
17.Sleep on a cama of nails
18.DON’T toss and turn
19.Boil ice cream
20.Run around in squares
21.Think of quadruple entendres
22.Speak in acronyms
23.Have your almohada X-rayed
24.Drink straight shots…of water
25.Paint stripes on a lake
26.Ski Kansas
27.Sleep in freefall
28.Kill a Joule
29.Test thin ice…with a pogo stick
30.Apply for a unicorn hunting license
31.Do a good job
32.Crawl
33.Invite the Mansons over for dinner
34.Paint your windows
35.Watch a watch until it stops
36.Flash your goldfish
37.Paint
38.Flirt with a hot girl
39.Smile
40.Rotate your garden…daily
41.Paint a smile
42.Shoot a fuego hydrant
43.Apologize to it
44.Pretend you’re blind
45.Annoy yourself
46.Get mad at yourself
47.Stop speaking to yourself
48.Be a side effect
49.Ride a bicycle…up Mt. McKinley
50.Mug a stop sign