I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

rosas are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at tu trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but tu my friend!! yes you!! tu CAN kiss MY ASS*******

If tu didn't have feet tu wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do tu wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for tu %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I don't wanna be mean, but tu need listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole friggin bottle

People like tu are the reason I'm on medication.

Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide these bodies

I have always woundered why people bang their heads against brick walls..... then I met you.

Don't bother leaving a message.

Don't let your mind wander. It's way to small to be outside por itself!

I had a nightmare. I dreamt I was you.
Hey, Remember that time I told tu I thought tu were cool? I LIED.

I need you...........I want you............To get out of my face

Damn not tu again.......

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but tu abuse the privilege.

If I wanted to talk to you, I would have called tu first.

I am not anti-social..I just don't like you

If you're gonna act like a dick tu should wear a condom on your head so tu can at least look like one !!!

Hmm...I dont know what your probelm is...but I'm going to bet it's really hard to pronounce...

There are some stupid people in this world. tu just helped me realize it.

Until tu called me I couldn't remember the last time I wanted somebody's fingers to break so badly.

If tu ran 1,000,000 miles to see the boy/girl of your dreams, what would tu say when tu got there?

Wow, tu looked a lot hotter from a distance!

cancelar my subscriptions ... I'm tired of your issues.

I may be fat,but you're ugly,and I can diet!!!

Earth is full. Go home.

If I could be one person for a day, it sure as hell wouldn't be you.

Hey, heres a hint. If i don't answer tu the first 25 times, what makes tu think the siguiente 25 will work?

how do tu keep an idiot in suspense? Leave a message and I'll get back to you...

Oh dear! Looks like tu fell out of the ugly árbol and hit every branch on the way down!

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck... Oh... It's your head...

I'm sorry, Talking to tu seems as appealing as playing leapfrog with unicorns.

Oh I'm sorry, how many times did your parents drop tu when tu were a baby?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

God made mountains, god made trees, god made tu but we all make mistakes.

Remember jesús loves tu but everyone else thinks you're an idiot.

I'm not mean ... you're just a sissy.

Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you.

Why don't tu go outside any play, hide and go f**k yourself

Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone

How about a little less preguntas and a little más shut the hell up? I'm away live with it.

FOR THE LAST TIME! Your mother left here at 9 this

morning... Leave me alone!
Let's see, I've walked the dog, cleaned my room, gone shopping and gossiped with my friends...Nope, this lista doesn't say that I'm required to talk to you.

When tu were born tu were so ugly that instead of slapping you, the doctor slapped your mom!

My Mom dicho never talk to strangers and well, since you're really strange.... I guess that means I can't talk to you!

Forget the ugly stick! tu must have been born in the ugly forrest!

I really don't like tu but if tu really must leave a message, I'll be nice and at least pretend to care.

tu know the drill! tu leave a message....and I ignore it!

The Village just called. They dicho they were missing their town idiot, I couldn't really understand them, but I think they were saying the name was yours...

I'm not here right now so cry me a river, build yourself a bridge, and GET OVER IT!!!

Why are tu bothering me? I have my away message on cause I don't want to listen to tu and your stupid nonsense.

tu dont know me, tu just wish tu did.

Hey- I am away from my computer but in the meantime, why don't tu go play in traffic?!

tu have your whole life to be a jerk....so why dont tu take a día off so.. leave me a message for when I get back!!!!