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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The día came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing tu know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And, now tu sir?', he asked the segundo man.
'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and tu don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.'
'Excellent!' dicho the interviewer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.' He then turned to the third man, who was contemplating his reply.
'Well, out at my dad's ranch, tu step out of the house and on the muro there's a light switch. When tu flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light on the granero comes on in less than an instant. 'Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of'.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the speed of light,' he said.
Turning to BUBBA, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Old Bubba replied, 'After hearing the anterior three answers, it's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'
'WHAT!?' dicho the interviewer, stunned por the response.
'Oh sure', dicho BUBBA. 'You see, the other día I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but before I could THINK, BLINK, o TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already s**t my pants.'
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh hola there. tu must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, o bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...
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posted by twinklestar11
~The Magical Creature Kingdom~

At the age of 15, a pony-girl had came to live with her mom and dad at their new fancy mansion. She had dirty blond hair that was to her shoulders, light green eyes that sometimes looked like they were blue, and light blue poni, pony ears on parte superior, arriba of her head. She also had a light blue pair of wings. This girl had also a poni, pony tail. It was dirty blond. Her poni, pony ears, wings, and tail were apart of her. She was born with them, but for years, she has hid them with her magic so no one would not see them. She was named Cameron.


Ever since Cameron was born, she was dado magic...
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This is an old draft I've had sitting here for about three years. Cleaned it up sorta, but it's still not at par with my current work. I wanted to keep most of the fuente material as close to what I wrote three years hace barring some grammatical/diction fluency errors, mostly for a little look into how much I've changed. I just couldn't oso, oso de letting it sit in here anymore. I'm not super into fanfiction, fanpop, o even kpop anymore for that matter, but I knew I had to put this out there in some form o fashion. Let me know if tu want me to write anything chapter, o do something else with...
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posted by YoyoLoverAric
~~~~~~~~~~~INTRODUCTIONS~~~~~~~~~~~~

My name is Yoyo, o at least, that's what I now go by. My real name has no importance as of yet, but it will make sense one day. I am part of the GG's (or Good Guys), which is a gang of Rudies. What is a Rudie? Well, a Rudie is gang of "rollerskating punks", por definition of the chief of police, Hayashi. We never really needed to know his other names, because he constantly tries to kill us.

Yep, some cop he is, huh? Trust me, he wasn't the only fooled cop. The entire police force tries to kill us on a daily basis. We are sometimes lucky if we can make it through...
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posted by AWESOMEGAMER22
It all starts off with a man runing from the nothwind a magic snowstorm that can freeze anything! His name was master vagard. He made magic mirrors that the snow queen who had sent the northwind had feared vary much. When he got inicial the northwind broke in both the master vagard and his wife was froze but there 2 children who were hideing in the closet had taken a mirror that saved them. gdsidggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu h-elp blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blublu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu blu
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posted by CheetahGirl5147
Well yes have these...Yes ALL of them at the same time so what I'm talking about is to hear what goes on my head when I'm really crazy o hyper...So first go here BAAUER - HARLEM SHAKE - 10 hora Loop tu type that in youtube then go to settings.It's the gear and click on it then tu will see 3 options but click on the speed it says normal but change it to 1.5 then pause it then get a new tab and go to youtube and type in Nyan Cat 10 hours (original) then do the same thing as the harlem shake except click number 2 instead of 1.5. Then tu get a new tab again and go to youtube and type Awesome Face Song 10 Hours and then do the same and put 1.25 then new tab and youtube then tu type in Super Mario Bros. Can Can [10 hours] and put it 0.5 make sure It's not 0.25 It will muck things up. So then play them all at the same time and...There tu go! What It sounds like when I'm crazy o hyper! And down there is...A picture of an example of what it LOOKS like...X3
~CheetahGirl
There was once a kid on here por the name of Zackkem who had some pretty cool content on here. he had Like parte superior, arriba ten encuestas and other awesome things but the main thing was that he was a HUGE fan of one Ariana Grande and I think that it was wrong for fanpop to Suspense him. So If u guys read this articulo please Help Campaign to get him back anyway possible. Also he was a pretty cool guy to talk to. Also if u guys don't mind Please contact fanpop to ask what qualifies an account for suspension. Some of his parte superior, arriba ten encuestas Included Fave Tv actor, Fave female artist, fave reality show,fave movie actor, fave reality star, and fave song.
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