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posted by smileypop9
I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can tu guess whose and what job it is?


tu think your job sucks? Let me tell tu about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair o putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The siguiente chick is exactly the opposite- she might even be one of the smartest girls on the planet. She has endless career opportunities but she's still here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I doubt she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive past the hardware store she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is más than just your average pothead. The guy is baked before he comes to work, after work, and even during work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last 10 years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and, to make things worse, brings his fucking giant dog to work. Every fucking día I have to look at this huge Great Dane walking around half stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King every single fucking day.
Anyways, I drive these fucktards around in my camioneta, van and we solve mysteries and shit.
posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that tu "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that tu haven't received enough chocolate sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pregunta with another question. As soon as one of tu says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack escritorio pequeño, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub examen the other día I lost por one point. The pregunta was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other preguntas was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that manzana, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing comprar that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some bombardeo, bombardero jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go inicial and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted por aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late tu are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me adelante, hacia adelante to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
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I've been seeing a lot of these artículos lately so I kind of wanted to registrarse the party. Off of the parte superior, arriba of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my parte superior, arriba 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 imágenes so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet



Amber



Alissa White-Gluz


Cadaveria



10. Mally



I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also amor her piercings.

9. Minzy



I suppose I...
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posted by ShadowFan100
There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry o start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right o wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...
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posted by hatelarxene
Since Shake it Up has ended (thank goodness), I've decided to write a review on it. This mostrar sucks. Big time.

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Yeah... People of that moronic mostrar expect me to call THAT music? That whole song o whatever the hell that was was nothing but auto-tune & editing!

They are awful actors, shitty singers (they don't even sing), and the characters are complete Mary-Sues! As for their dancing... please! All they do in that mostrar is mover around & look like a bunch of monkeys. I've watched plenty of solid dancing movies, & let me tell tu that these dancers are horrible, and no way in hell...
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