misceláneo Article: He dont know (poem) por spunkyonyx

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posted by spunkyonyx

Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His beautiful eyes are nothing like ours
They're so deep and bright you'd believe they were stars
They pour forth emotions in raging rivers
They could make even me believe that Santa always delivers
And still he has no idea

His body is perfection though he denies it
It makes my head spin with every glance I give
He could put any woman under his spell
But he doesn't know how I feel and I don't think I'll tell

I amor how he looks and who he is
And how he makes me feel like this
I amor how he's handsome and smart with a corazón so strong
And how he lives every día like nothing could go wrong
Still he hasn't got a clue

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 3 others like this

CyD12 aawwn! how cute!! =) I love it!

spunkyonyx thanks!

hawaiiangirl17 awwwww thats so sweet! i love it

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When tu see it, tu will shit bricks!

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keep calm <333

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Nick Reviews Special: The evil that is Video Brinquedo

posted by BlondLionEzel

hola this is the 5th episode of Nick Reviews! This is a very special review, as I shall review the most evil company...Video Brinquedo! Why is it evil? Takes plagiarizes every good kids movie! Here are some examples.

Offender #1: Gladiformers.

Do I even need to explain this one? It's a transformers knock off that doesn't come from the Dollar Tree/Store.

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Offender #2: Ratatoing

This movie rips off Ratatouille, a pixar film. It pretty much has the worst animation, a terrible plot, and the voices are terrible.

Offender #3: Little and Big Monsters

Oh gosh, this rips off Monsters vs Aliens. The monsters...

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My Heroes: Part 5 (a truelox fanfic)

posted by canal

(A/N) Still has gayness! cussing! and sex! so enjoy biggums! ^-^ xXx

~Ty's POV~

A week after Alice found out i was gay she invited Jason and I for some coffee.

"We should go, it would be fun" Jason dicho hugging me from behind.

"Coffee with my sister would be fun?" I asked grabbing his hands perched on my collarbone.

"Yeah, now that she knows, we can be ourselves, and we're pretty fucking awesome people" Jason dicho letting go and sitting on the couch.

I sat beside him, "Well, we are fucking awesome, fine we'll go."

Jason smiled and kissed my cheek.

I turned and kissed him on his lips.

I pulled away and...

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How to Survive a Horror Movie

posted by MarMar_XigLux

Okay, first thing's first. Determine whether o not tu are actually in a horror movie. Let's weigh the factors:

* tu are, most likely, a bored teenager with nothing to do.
* tu are, most likely, considerably worthless to society.
* tu are, most likely, an idiot.
* tu have, most likely, attracted the attention of a maniac in the past 24 hours.
* You, for no reason in particular, are looking up hints on how to survive in a horror movie.

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The following rules apply universally to nearly all horror movies. Print them out and keep them in your wallet. Glance at them every five minutos o so. Memorize...

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30 Fun Things To Do While Driving

posted by TVD_rocks

from the internet :)

1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

3. At stop lights, eye the person in the siguiente car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

4. Two words: Chicken suit.

5. Write the words "Help me” on your back window in red paint. The más it looks like blood, the better.

6. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7. Laugh a lot. A whole lot.

8. Stop at the green lights.

9. Go at the red ones.

10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie...

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Things Girls Should Say When A Guy Flirts With tu XD

posted by CourtneyFan17

Man: Where have tu been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen tu someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this asiento empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if tu sit down.

Man: Your place o mine?
Woman: Both. tu go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do tu do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hola baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do tu like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...

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The Stupidest and Most Randomest State Laws

posted by Spi_Kat_Penguin

The following dumb laws are, o were at some point, actually laws in the United States listed below. Now, before tu go any further do know that I'm not a lawyer nor am I claiming any responsibilty if tu bail off and do something stupid o try using something here as a defense in court (rofl at that).

Alabama

In Jasper, it is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to play Dominos on Sunday.
Putting...

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Insulting words that are funny and their meanings

posted by KitkatKaysa

I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope tu enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please comentario and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make más lines.
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what kids say abour amor and marriage lol

posted by karpach_13

amor and Marriage:

"If falling in amor is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7

"Love is like an avalanche where tu have to run for your life." -- John, age 9

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow o something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how tu smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8

"Once...

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Ways to Annoy People in a Movie Theater

posted by dramaqueen00

Just randomly found this:

1. Throw palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can tu fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get palomitas de maiz, palomitas de maíz yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit siguiente to tu because tu invisible...

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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years

posted by K5-HOWL

Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned por their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their inicial in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded por mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by milorox18

1. tu can do whatever tu damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. tu can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. tu can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. tu don't having to think about birth control, calendars o ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. tu can go out and flirt as much as your corazón desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet asiento issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...