Are tu saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
hola dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are tu again?
Mom, tu too can be saved.
I need más money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have tu ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd amor to talk to you, but I have más important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
hola mom, tu know how tu and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my inicial away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are tu coming to visit! I really want to see you!
hola dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are tu again?
Mom, tu too can be saved.
I need más money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have tu ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.. I can't bre-
From now on, you'll call me Mohammed.
I'd amor to talk to you, but I have más important things in my life to do.
Is it possible to get a 12-year old girl pregnant?
hola mom, tu know how tu and dad got married at 20, well...
This is my inicial away from home. I have new friends, and a family here with two kids and - um, forget what I just said.
And I joined the Republican party!
I just can't take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
Mom, send me some neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
When are tu coming to visit! I really want to see you!
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing tu naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't tu have some laundry to do o something?
tu are so cute when tu get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mes is it?
tu sure tu don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of perra flakes this morning!
Who are tu kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing tu naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't tu have some laundry to do o something?
tu are so cute when tu get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a minuto - I get it. What time of the mes is it?
tu sure tu don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of perra flakes this morning!
Who are tu kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw comida but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a topo dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores por lying on him saying stuff like Jason dicho that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give tu a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like tu heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At cena time quietly throw comida but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my culo is fat o i stuff twinkies in my culo make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a topo dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores por lying on him saying stuff like Jason dicho that he was going to kick my culo o something like that
☆Tell him to give tu a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like tu heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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Tayloraddict-1
Become a fan today
This is very funny I told some of my friends and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at inicial XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on más thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on muro so hard, knock self into the siguiente room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into tiburón tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at inicial XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on más thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on muro so hard, knock self into the siguiente room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into tiburón tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
A fleet of Rebel ships were close to the planet of Sullust. Inside one of the Mon Calamari ships, pilots were preparing their X-Wings. Other ships were carrying Y-Wings, and A-Wings.
Wedge: *Gives a high five to a Y-Wing* We're gonna do just fine.
Y-Wing Pilot: I copy red leader.
They both chuckled, and looked at a pilot in green.
Y-Wing Pilot: Must be one of the pilots for the new A-Wing.
Green-7: Hey. Ready to go?
Wedge: Yeah, tu let me know how those A-Wings are. I might try one myself.
Green-7: Will do....
