usually i write about banana's and sheep's, but there is something eles that has been bothering me
i mean i went to school and someone said;
" jam!!! give me dat gum? o i shank u. k??!!"
so i natrually thought, poor kid must be hungry and as soon as i get in i will ring social services saying that he had been starved. so anyway i gave him the gum and waited there for 5 MIN'S. and then he said;
"what u looking at lankey, do i know you?? no so scram fam"
i replied that his grammer is terrible and that i could give him a number for a private tutor. he took it the wrong way. after getting beat up (none of this happened por the way it is how some people act) he dicho something in a different language;
"if u dare touch my terve again i will flippy floppy to u and fump lump your mum"
i replied are tu sure tu don't want that private tutor?
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hola it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?
To mostrar that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do tu make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do tu call a giant, clumsy, atomic rayo, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying naranja become so popular?
Because naranja is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken cruzar, cruz the road?
To mostrar that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do tu make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do tu call a giant, clumsy, atomic rayo, ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying naranja become so popular?
Because naranja is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
