Here are the signs:
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells tu a joke and tu say "LOL".
3. tu watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. tu have called out someone's screen name while making amor to your significant other.
5. tu keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. tu have to get a 2d phone line just so tu can call pizza Hut.
9. tu go into labour and tu stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. tu have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. tu no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, o complete sentences.
12. tu have met over 100 AOLers.
13. tu begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did tu say?" tu reply "Scroll up!"
15. tu find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. tu turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. tu know más about your AOL friends' daily routines than tu do your own spouses.
18. tu find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy tu claim it was off the hook.
19. tu have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. tu would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. tu change your screen names so much that tu have to look at your own perfil to see who tu are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" cena and tu would rather type another "LOL".
23. tu type messages to people while tu are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. tu won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. tu have to ask what año it is.
27. tu write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. tu name your pets after people tu talk to.
29. tu smile sideways...
30. tu sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have tu on their buddy list.
31. tu look at an annoying person off-line & wish tu had your ignore button handy.
32. tu bring a bag lunch & a enfriador, refrigerador to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & tu think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. tu have withdrawals if tu are away from the computer for más than a few hours.
35. tu use AOL lingo in everyday life (if tu still have one he he he).
36. tu take a speed lectura course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy lista has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. tu wake up in the morning and the first thing tu do is get online before tu have your first cup of coffee.
40. tu have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. tu have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. tu don't know where the time has gone.
43. tu end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while escritura letters por hand.
44. tu get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. tu don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. tu enter a room & 23 people greet tu w/((hugs)) o **kisses**.
47. tu stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. tu type faster than tu think.
50. tu got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. tu want to be buried with your computer when it dies o vice versa.
52. tu actually enjoy the fact that tu are addicted.
53. tu can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, tu would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. tu dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. tu don't want to leave in case tu miss something.
59. tu double click your TV remote.
60. tu can now type over 70wpm.
61. tu think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. tu are on the phone a minuto & need to do something else & say "BRB" o "BBL".
63. tu check your correo electrónico and forget tu have real mail aka caracol mail.
64. tu go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. tu spend at least 30 minutos making sure tu say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. tu stop speaking in full sentences.
67. tu have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. tu have to be pried from your computer por the "Jaws of Life".
69. tu know what a "snert" is.
70. tu set your cocina on fuego while cooking cena because tu wanted to check your mail" & while there tu "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
1. Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.
2. Someone at work tells tu a joke and tu say "LOL".
3. tu watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.
4. tu have called out someone's screen name while making amor to your significant other.
5. tu keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".
6. Three words: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
7. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to- face.
8. tu have to get a 2d phone line just so tu can call pizza Hut.
9. tu go into labour and tu stop to type a special e-mail to let everyone know you're going to be away.
10. tu have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.
11. tu no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, o complete sentences.
12. tu have met over 100 AOLers.
13. tu begin to say "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
14. When someone says "What did tu say?" tu reply "Scroll up!"
15. tu find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle of the night when your spouse is asleep.
16. tu turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know you're on-line again.
17. tu know más about your AOL friends' daily routines than tu do your own spouses.
18. tu find yourself lying to others about your time on-line & when they complain that your phone was busy tu claim it was off the hook.
19. tu have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own.
20. tu would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from partying too much than the truth (online all night).
21. tu change your screen names so much that tu have to look at your own perfil to see who tu are.
22. Your kids are standing at your side saying, "Mommy, please come and cook" cena and tu would rather type another "LOL".
23. tu type messages to people while tu are on the phone with them at the same time.
24. tu won't work at a job that doesn't have a modem involved.
25. Your dog leaves you.
26. tu have to ask what año it is.
27. tu write a letter like this.. "dear tom, hiyas! how r u doin well I gotta go bbl!"
28. tu name your pets after people tu talk to.
29. tu smile sideways...
30. tu sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have tu on their buddy list.
31. tu look at an annoying person off-line & wish tu had your ignore button handy.
32. tu bring a bag lunch & a enfriador, refrigerador to the computer.
33. Your significant other kisses your neck while you're chatting & tu think "uh oh cyber sex perv".
34. tu have withdrawals if tu are away from the computer for más than a few hours.
35. tu use AOL lingo in everyday life (if tu still have one he he he).
36. tu take a speed lectura course to keep up with the scrolling.
37. Your buddy lista has over 100 people on it.
38. Your worse comeback to a bully is "I'll slap ya w/a rubber chicken!"
39. tu wake up in the morning and the first thing tu do is get online before tu have your first cup of coffee.
40. tu have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake.
41. tu have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome screen.
42. tu don't know where the time has gone.
43. tu end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while escritura letters por hand.
44. tu get up at 2am to go to the bathroom but turn on the computer instead.
45. tu don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.
46. tu enter a room & 23 people greet tu w/((hugs)) o **kisses**.
47. tu stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and lemme.
48. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your s/n & I will TTYL".
49. tu type faster than tu think.
50. tu got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.
51. tu want to be buried with your computer when it dies o vice versa.
52. tu actually enjoy the fact that tu are addicted.
53. tu can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that scrolls up your TV screen at the end of a movie.
54. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes & fingers, tu would have been classified as a vegetable!"
55. tu dream in "text".
56. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.
57. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really bored.
58. tu don't want to leave in case tu miss something.
59. tu double click your TV remote.
60. tu can now type over 70wpm.
61. tu think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.
62. tu are on the phone a minuto & need to do something else & say "BRB" o "BBL".
63. tu check your correo electrónico and forget tu have real mail aka caracol mail.
64. tu go into withdrawals during dinner.
65. tu spend at least 30 minutos making sure tu say goodbye to everyone in a room.
66. tu stop speaking in full sentences.
67. tu have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving" tech support to other AOLers.
68. tu have to be pried from your computer por the "Jaws of Life".
69. tu know what a "snert" is.
70. tu set your cocina on fuego while cooking cena because tu wanted to check your mail" & while there tu "just wanted to see who was online".
(I do not own this. I found it online)
