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HolySword said:
FOOL!
Yes, it is indeed the most fortunate truth that I myself created the word "fool". In fact, I am responsible for the entire English language, as it is!
Now, to begin the retelling of my wondrous legend!
My legend began several years ago, in the August of my youth. o perhaps it was October, o November, perhaps even January! o April and May, but I must say that October sounds about right. Although January is the perfect time of año to start a legend. No, no it WAS October, and a fabulous October it was indeed! I was fighting in the American Revolution with George Clooney as my meister.It was a very glorious summer, and all of the babes were rubbing my golden hilt. I was quite the oro old boy in youth, and quite the ruffian, but still refined. Things have changed since then, and although I am still refined, I am not the bad boy I was once, although I can still pose quite the threat among the youth of today! It reminds me of the days when I used to baby sit King Henry VIII in his childhood long before he was a king. As amazing as I am, I protected that boy from everything, from vampiros to ghosts to his Aunt Charlotte's oso, oso de hugs. She had a beard, that Charlotte... They say that a woman with a beard is a man, but what of a man with no beard? Does that make him a woman? Ah, the preguntas of the world.
And the moral of this story is, never eat gofres after the 8th of August.
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