What's the awkwardest thing that you've heard happen in school/work so far?

I was eating a loly pop and some guy asked in a creepy voice can I have a lick?

Well, while I was taking a vocab test, one of the kids in my class decided to yell out "PENIS".

On the pregunta about the definition of comely...
Which I misspelled as cumly.

._. We've got a very interesting English class...

If I remember correctly... I overheard some of the soccer players talking about some kid that decided to masturbate in class.... and he was caught. That's all I heard from them.

When tu say something dumb, private, o embarrassing and the ENTIRE ROOM gets quiet.

When your walking and SOME misceláneo PERSON GLOMPS tu AND CALLS tu THEIR BEST FRIEND O.o

me: guess what i'm going to eat that starts with a c!
friend: cum?
me: WTF?! no! cookies! tu baka!

uh last año at a D.C. trip someone dicho a couple were making out on a elevator and when it opened a teacher saw! Oh and a few days hace this guy sat on this other guy's lap and kissed/licked his ear. I think they were just trying to get attention because they obviously saw me looking it was gross/funny. I'm in 8th grade.......boys are weird!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well... there was this one time in school when I was eating lunch...

misceláneo girl: Hey, are tu the one with the peirced vagina?
me: O_O No...
misceláneo girl: tu sure?...
me: Yes...
misceláneo girl: ok! *walks away*
me in my mind: WTF?! O_o

I had NO IDEA who the misceláneo girl was! that was totally weird... and disturbing...

Sit in on my fourth hour, the whole thing is weird for me, I spent my most recently the student teacher asked me if I was one of those girls who was más likely to watch shows with cute guys in them.