A cowboy walked into town and saw a sign that dicho "Make the horse laugh and win a free beer" So me makes the horse laugh and goes in to claim his prize. The siguiente día he saw a sign that dicho "Make the horse cry win a free beer" So he makes the horse cry and goes in to claim his prize again. The bartender notices him from the día before and asked how he did it. He said: "Yesterday i dicho my balls were bigger and he laughed. Today I proved it."
Ok, so this hot guy walks into a bar. He sees the bottles of spirits and FREAKS. He. Breaks out -wait for it- RANTING about their order. The KID loves symmetry..... idk..... oh well...
Family Counselor: "So now, we've scheduled a día for me to come sometime siguiente week. I'll be taking a composition of observations and a full intake of your everday family life. tu don't have to pay any attention to me, I'll be a fly on the wall. It will be like I'm not there, and I'm an observer..."