-What do tu get if tu put a loro into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !

-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)

-What's Meowth's favorito! snack?

Pay Day!

-What is Pikachu's favorito! food?

Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)

-What pokémon is most likely to have a brother?

Slowbro

-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?

They are both very dense in the head.

-How did Team Rocket get its name?

Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.

-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?

Odor in the court!

-I pikachu while tu sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.

-What three pokémon are always getting hired por the Mafia?

Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.