pokémon Article: Corny Pokemon Jokes!

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posted by Espeongirl360

-What do tu get if tu put a loro into a washing machine?

A poliwhirl !

-Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Squirtle!
Squirtle who?
Not me!
(Squirtle = Squirt on)

-What's Meowth's favorito! snack?

Pay Day!

-What is Pikachu's favorito! food?

Pepperoni Pika! (EG360: ... uh... isnt this canabalism? XD)

-What pokémon is most likely to have a brother?

Slowbro

-Why did Misty say that Ash and Psyduck were alike?

They are both very dense in the head.

-How did Team Rocket get its name?

Well, they blasted off so many times. May as well call em Team Rocket.

-What did the judge say when a Skunktank came into the court?

Odor in the court!

-I pikachu while tu sleep. I probably should Raichu an apology letter.

-What three pokémon are always getting hired por the Mafia?

Hitmontop, Hitmonlee, Hitmonchan.

Chibi-Chipette, Giz_4ever and 5 others like this

Evolia-Wulf "HAHAHHA! These are corny!" XD "Why do I luv 'em?"

rotcalex2011 wow...that was corny but its freaking funny as well!! XD

ghinwa LOL, they're super corny and funny at the same time!! i like the one about the judge and skunktank, it's really hilariousXD

TrueKellyn237 My favtiore is the pika pizza one XD

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Being Wishful: Chapter 1

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chili

A/N: Okay, for once in my life I'm not going to write my fanfictions like a script for the Wishfulshipping Spot. I've been doing that for a while now and I...want to try something new. This will be in the time where Iris and Cilan don't know each other. Crazy, I know, but, I was thinking that maybe it would be amor at first sight or...something like that. Anyways, Cilan works at the Striaton City Gym/Restaurant with his two brothers Cress and Chili. (My favorito! is Cress! XD) Hope tu enjoy!!!

(Iris' POV)

Ok. So, my daddy, Draden and I are going to this new restaurant and gym in Striaton City....

!Aurora Beams!: Gym Leader #2 Part 2

posted by StarWarsFan7

"Watchog! Your turn now!" Lenora throws the red and white ball near the field and appears her Watchog. Watchog. The Lookout Pokemon. In the evolved form of Patrat. They make the patterns on their bodies shine in order to threaten predators. Keen eyesight lets them see in the dark. "Hmm...maybe I can use..." "Go Aurora!" Rosalie screams. "Uh." I smile nervously. "Roserade! Front and center!" My pokeball lands near the ground and reveals my Roserade. "Rose! Roserade!" She twirls in a circulo, círculo gracefully. "Watchog use Low Kick!" "Hog! Watch!" Watchog speeds to Roserade pivoting it's leg to kick....

Ophelia- The Champion Chronicles Part IV

posted by twilightrox43

The young blonde whipped her head around to see me, glaring, then easing up upon recognition.
"Ophelia, darling! How have tu been?!" she exclaimed, strutting over to me like a model, flipping her hair. "Dear, what happened to your face?!"
"No time for that! Victina... tu have to get out of here! We have to get tu out of Canndon!" I dicho frantically, but softly, not wanting others to hear the exchange.
"Hm? I don't understand, darling. What do tu mean?" she asked, confused.
"Gina... and Misoli... they want the Demon Duo!" I explained, sort of shouting in a whisper. Her eyes widened, narrowed,...

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The Aura Apprentice

posted by ImAFanOfTails

Well, I quit the battle frontier fanfiction cause I started to disagree with it. I will use the same character though, his name is John. This story was supposed to take place after the battle frontier. Hope tu enjoy it!

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We estrella off the story with John walking down a lonely road. Up ahead is the harbor, as well as a large Island seen in the distance. Unbeknownst to John, he was being watched.

"So, why did the bajo assign us to a kid. It makes no sense at all." Annie said.

"So? He set us free. The guards never saw that one coming." Oakley said. They were hiding in a tree, Oakley with binoculars....

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