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A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 2: “Dating Practice”
Thursday, September 2, 2010


Just shy of nine months since she had gone on that infamous fecha with Fred, Marlene chuckled to herself as she recalled the whole escapade. She found it funny that she had found him funny, only to learn too soon that her “Bobo” was just a run-of-the-mill buffoon. In fact, she had all but sworn off dating ever again the very siguiente day.

But could she truly hold out on dating again forever? Marlene soon pondered such a question.

Forever certainly is an awfully long time,” she then thought to herself. “Maybe I could go on a fecha again someday, but it’s really going to take someone special for me to even consider it.”

But then she had another thought.

“But what would I even do on a date?” she wondered. “Fred was the only one I ever went out with, and being with him didn’t really help me get any dating experience. If only I had some way to practice for the future so I would know how to handle myself.”

She then sat for a few moments to reflect, beginning to regret even bring up the whole thought of dating again. But it struck her after a while that maybe she could convince one of her friends to go on a mock fecha with her so that she might be better prepared to handle another real fecha someday. But who could she get to help her?

“Forget Julien, I don’t want him to think I’m ‘hopelessly in love’ with him again,” she dicho to herself. “I need the complete opposite of that -- I think I need Skipper.”

Marlene then left her habitat to go to see Skipper to see if he would be willing to take part in her practice session. She knew that he would be tough to convince, but he was the only one she could really trust for something as personal as this.

When she reached the pingüino, pingüino de enclosure, Marlene jumped into the air and tumbled down in the middle of the habitat’s platform. She landed firmly on her feet -- she always did -- and found Skipper there peering through a pair of binoculars. He put them down as he approached Marlene.

“So, Marlene, what do tu need my help on today?” he asked nonchalantly.

“Wait, how did tu know I wanted something?” Marlene asked.

“Call it a hunch, my gut, o an eighth sense,” Skipper replied.

“Um, don’t tu mean sixth sense?” Marlene wondered.

“No, I meant eighth,” Skipper replied. “My sixth and seventh senses are classified. But anyway, what can I do for you?”

“Well, I was hoping tu could do a special favor for me,” Marlene replied. “You see, someday I might like to go on a fecha again, but I’m nervous about what exactly to do on one. Going out with fred didn’t really help prepare me for the future, so I’m afraid that I might not do o say the right things if I ever went on a fecha again. So I was hoping tu could help me practice.”

“Practice how?” Skipper wondered.

“By taking me out on a mock fecha so that I could gain experience without the pressure,” Marlene replied. “If I do this with tu and make a fool of myself, at least I wouldn’t be doing it in front of a guy I’m trying to impress.”

“So you’re asking me, probably the least qualified guy in this zoo on the whole ‘relationship’ subject, to help you?” Skipper asked. “Why?”

“Because I know tu the best and trust tu the most,” she replied. “Trust me, for something like this, I’d much rather have someone I feel seguro around be the one to assist me. Someone who’d be honest and not in it for themselves.”

“Well, I suppose I could help you, as long as tu realize that I’m not dating tu for real,” Skipper stated. “So, what’s next?”

“Come to my habitat tonight for diner,” Marlene replied. “We’ll pretend that you’ve taken me to a big expensive restaurant.”

“Very well,” Skipper said. “I’ll be there.”

And with that, Marlene thanked Skipper and then left to go prepare for later that day.

At 1800 hours that evening, Skipper left the HQ to go over to Marlene’s habitat for their mock date. He stopped briefly along the way to pluck a few flores to present to her, then continued waddling along to see Marlene.

“These are for you, dollface,” he dicho as he presented the flores to Marlene. “I’m not sure what they are, though.”

“They’re dandelions, Skipper,” Marlene replied as she led him in. “But it’s the thought that counts.”

“Anything to make this whole scenario más realistic for you,” Skipper said, briefly breaking the character of Marlene’s supposed “date.”

The two then approached the mesa, tabla to begin their mock fecha together, hoping to give Marlene the confidence she needed to someday go on a real one again. Before Marlene went to sit down, Skipper pulled her chair out for her -- a true gentleman.

As they soon got down to eating a delicious tuna casserole, Skipper and Marlene began talking with ease. They laughed together. And Marlene felt encouraged por the way she made Skipper smile; he was truly playing the role of a fecha better than any Oscar-winning dramatic actor ever could.

Little did she know that Skipper had stopped actuación five minutos into the date.

Time passed quickly that evening. Before they knew it, it was already 2200. And Skipper had early training the siguiente morning.

“You know, Skipper, this evening with tu turned out to be far greater than I could have ever imagined,” Marlene said, meaning every word from her heart. “And we’re getting along so well and getting to know each other so well that I’m actually–”

But Marlene couldn’t finish her sentence. She wasn’t sure how Skipper might take it.

But Skipper smiled, knowing full well what Marlene was going to say. In fact, he finished Marlene’s sentence for her.

“… sad that this wonderful evening together is coming to an end,” Skipper said.

Marlene smiled. And blushed.

“Actually, I’m sad that this is just a mock date,” Marlene said.

“I hear you,” Skipper replied. “So I guess we’ll have to wait until tomorrow to have a real one.”

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Thank tu for lectura the segundo of the 30 scenarios that will be part of my project. There is one más sample publicado here on Fanpop; tu may click link to access it.
He was the one putting eye drops in just an hora ago!He’s taking the night shift the day he finds out Skipper was going to be fine! How could I have been so blind?!”

“Eve! Who are tu talking about!?” Private called after her, him and Kowalski trying to keep up with her fast pace.

“Manor! Gah! I’m such an idiot!”

“You’re not an idiot, Eve! I should’ve suspected, too!” Kowalski pointed out.

Once they arrived at the prison, Eve stopped and turned to them. “You two stay out here.”

“What?!” Kowalski and Private dicho simultaneously.

“I know my way around the infirmary;...
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"Beware of False Prophets Who Come Disguised as Harmless oveja But Are Really Vicious Wolves" - Matthew 7:15

Hey, peeps! Wazzup? To give tu as much as the spooky experience as I can, I have enlaces to themes from freaky movies.
Nightmare on Elm Street: link
Dead Silence: link
Halloween: link
There tu go, guys! Um just in case the enlaces just send tu to youtube, just type in the titles/title I wrote in the box and put in after it "main theme". If tu have any preguntas post them in the comments. I hope tu enjoy! ;) Boo!


Later that same day, Private laid in cama and listened to the rain pour onto...
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Day 3

Skipper paced back and forth in the narrow walkway. He’d look out the small window in the door, and he began humming to fill the silence. Hans started to get irritated. “What’s the matter with you? Are tu having a seizer?” He asked smart-allecky.

“No! It’s just killing me not knowing what’s going on!”

“So in other words you’re starting to go crazy?”

“In a way I guess.”

“Well don’t get your feathers in a twist we’ll be out of here por tomorrow afternoon.”

“Seems like years away.”

“What did Eve say to you?”

“All she was able to tell me is that my team...
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posted by Skiparah
It took only a few segundos for me to process her words before I realized she'd let go of my foot. In less than two segundos I hit the freezing water. I couldn't see..I couldn't breathe. You'd think a pingüino, pingüino de would know how to swim. I hadn't really dado it much thought up 'till now. My corazón nearly stopped when I realized I couldn't swim..and the surface of the water above me was getting further and further away. I paddled my flippers wildly trying to get to the surface. No use. I didn't make much distance and I was running out of what little breath I'd had in the first place. My lungs screamed...
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posted by Kowalski1321
The reason why I'm escritura these again is because, the chapters were too far apart for anyone to read them and I'm now escritura them different than last time. And yes I know that that this is the same concept as high moltage but just to make it clear I publicar my old ones before High Moltage was even annouced. I hope tu enjoy.

----Chapter 1 Introduction----

It was normal sunny Sunday morning at the Central Park zoo, and Kowalski had something important to do. Kowalski: " All right, everyone get out." Skipper: "Whoa! Hold on there. Before tu can kick people out of their own house's, you've got...
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Chapter 2: A Mistaken Chosen One

Once again, Private wrote down everything about the dream again. Who is this close person that will be mistakenly picked as the chosen one? he thought. He hid it under his almohada and went to sleep again.

Later in the morning, Messenger Xai Lang arrived. "Mail for Skipper."he said. Xai Lang dropped the scroll and then flew away. Then, Skipper got it. He opened it and read to see a happy news.

Dear Skipper,

Congratulations! tu are chosen to be the chosen one according to your ascendants. tu will fight, die and save the world. Leave your city tomorrow. Once again,...
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posted by Skiparah
I eventually found out why they called the ship 'The Green Bucket'. After a few days I was as sick as a dog. What's worse I had to stay down in the ships' hold where no one on board could see me. After a few days spent in a rocking barco I either got used to it o just simply ran out of stuff to barf up. Either way, I felt a bit better after while. Then one unexpecting morning some wise crack came down into the hold to my level. Let me just say he wasn't standing up down there too much. Every time he'd wake up I'd tortazo him into siguiente tuesday. Finally I had to start hitting the other eye because...
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posted by Skiparah
I saw the sun flash off of the cuchillo and into my eyes. I clamped my eyes shut and waiting for my life to end. Nothing happened. I opened my eyes to find Hans staring at me with resentment in his eyes. "What's the matter Hans? You'd rather turn me in?" I scoffed. It's not like I wanted to get killed por this demented dane, but I was a bit confused at him. He sat up, "Skipper..I can't kill you..you're the only friend still alive." he admitted with a sob I knew was fake. I narrowed my eyes in paranoid suspicion.
"Hans, let me get this straight. tu set me up as though I had actually KILLED one of...
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The tallest and the smartest pingüino, pingüino de locked himself in his lab again. Not always is he the sharpest cuchillo in the drawer. He tried drilling the door but last time he did this, he was stupid enough to replace the door with one of the hardest material know to man.

“Dang it!” Kowalski dicho drilling the door. It didn't even make a dent in the door. “Why did I even use this material??”

“Alright time for another theory.” Kowalski picked up one of Rico's fuego pistolas that he was making modifications to and adding más tools to use. “Fire in the hole!” Kowalski yelled blasting the door....
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Skipper, the Valiente fierce leader, dicho he would never cry. Obviously, he hadn't had this happen yet. On the ground infront of him was the craziest pingüino, pingüino de of them all Rico. His fallen comrad was to injured to be fixed.

"Rico!" Skipper dicho shaking the wounded penguin. "Don't tu dare die on me! Be strong!"

Rico's eyes looked like they were glued shut. They wouldn't open no matter what. Blood from where the lazer had hit him. "Rico please!"

"Well Peng-you-in." The phychotic Dr.Blowhole smirked, moving siguiente to the very depressed penguin. "Looks like your team is one short. Once again I have become...
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posted by peacebaby7
    The penguins were now making their way through the streets of New York. Skipper was on point, signaling for his men to go when the time was right. So far so good. Not a soul has seen them yet…well…except for a rottweiler that an unfortunate dog-walker had to deal with as it barked for what seemed like forever.

    Skipper made another signal for the other three to pass. Kowalski constantly stumbled over his feet, considering he didn’t remember any of the training he’d had. But Private, being as concerned as expected from the young cadet, was...
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posted by legendary7
While the other penguins fished on the boat, Private sat on the dock, sticking his feet in the water. The pingüino, pingüino de felt the pescado dash under his legs. A gust of wind nearly blew him over, scattering his Peanutbutter Winkies out of their bag.
Something smooth bumped his legs. Squinting, he peered into the water. An unfamiliar face stared into his. It was deeply sadden and filled with despair. The eyes were unforgettably a milky white. She was an astonishing creature.
Private was stunned. The rest of the team noticed.
"Private, tu okay, over there?" Skipper called.
The shivering pingüino, pingüino de didn't and...
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posted by Skiparah
Not many guys think about what it would be like to be utterly bored. Some don't even know the feeling. I recall a few dull momments in my chickhood, but the boredom I was under was ridiculas. I'd undergone torture in the battle station, but I was sure that, that night in that cell had to be the worst torture yet. It's bad enough to have to sleep on the cold, wet floor with nothing to do, no one to talk to, and only the rats to keep tu company, but when the gaurd starts singing..sweet mother macarthur I think that's got to be well exceding agony. He wasn't a talented singer either. He was awful....
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posted by SuperRico
The Lemurs' conversation 

Julien: Maurice, I wanna zalamero, batido de frutas so gimme!

Maurice: Coming right up. *starts blender*

Ten segundos later…

Julien: Maurice! Where is my smoothie! What part of gimme do tu not understand?! Gim o Me!

Maurice: tu asked ten segundos ago. It takes up to two minutos to make a smoothie.

Julien: Then do it as quickly as tu can!

Maurice: *puts plátano in the blender* Okay, your majesty.

Mort: Can I help?

Maurice: Just stay away from Julien's feet.

Mort: I'll try! *runs over and hugs the Julien's feet* Oops! 

Julien: Maurice! Get him off me!

Maurice: I thought tu wanted a smoothie....
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posted by Skiparah
I remember that still moment when near father and son gazed into each other's eyes. Leeland's gray eyes were filled with so many emotions I could hardly understand; yet I had quite a few feelings milling around inside of me as well. Leeland seemed as though he could almost say, 'What the heck..' Then he really DID say it. His voice trailed off and his beak dicho something inaudible. I looked down at my blood-stained feathers. Then it hit me. This looked perfectly clear that I'd killed the general. I knew full well that I hadn't, but Leeland and his armed companions didn't know so. I didn't have...
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Still Skipper's View

"Yes!" the man cried. "I knew it! Time is frozen!"
I tell por tone on voice that the man was Kowalski.
"Hey, how did I get all the way up here?" the man (Kowalski) asked himself. 
He pulled up his new hand and looked at it. 
"Ahhh!! Fingers!" he screamed.
"Told ya it wasn't the Stopwatch," Johnson said, who had got out of a bunk.
"And that is why tu shouldn't disobey my orders," I joked. 
By now, we were all out of our hiding spaces. 
"Stop making all those weird noises, Skipper and Johnson," Kowalski said. "I can't understand a word tu two are saying!"
"Of course!" Ivy said....
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posted by Skiparah
I looked around the clearing. My eyes falling on a black and white form beside me. He was soaked in blood. I put a flipper on the penguin's chest. He was dead as doornail. I couldn't have been wrong. I'd kissed death before. I knew death when it was present in a body. And it was in this penguin's body. I shivered. Who had killed him? Then it hit me like a tidal wave. Where was Hans? Had he been shot too? I looked around. No one was there. I got to my feet and walked a distance. If Hans had been shot surely he wouldn't have gotton this far. Then another thought entered my mind. I froze. Was...
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posted by peacebaby7
Alex & Maurice...

Alex & Maurice raced through the jungle, following the sound of the weeping. The sound grew slightly louder the closer they got. They finally stopped when they realized that they heard the weeping coming from behind them. "Alex! How could we have missed him? Mort! Where are you?!" Maurice dicho as they turned around & began walking in the other direction. "I am here!" They heard Mort cry, but they still did not see him. "Mort! Where are you!? We still can't see you!" Maurice yelled. "I am in this hole & I can't get out!"

Alex & Maurice found where Mort was....
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posted by queenpalm
I did not make this up. It is in a book I bought.

To play: fill in the spaces with the word it tells tu to, then use those same words to fill in the story in the same order.

Plural noun ________
Adjective __________
Part of the body______
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Adjective ___________
Plural noun__________
Adjective ___________
Noun ______________
Adjective ___________
Plural noun__________
Plural noun__________

Now to start the story:

Meet the Penguins

Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico may look like four cuddly ________- but ...
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posted by peacebaby7
Antarctica

Skipper: "I don't know what you'r--"

Private: *--brings fist around & wallops Skipper*

Skipper: *blocks siguiente punch* "What are tu doing!? Explain yourself!"

Private: *starts fight*

*Skipper & Private begin fighting*

Skipper: *pins Private* "Explain yourself!!!"

Private: "You were there! It's all your fault!"

Skipper: "I was where!? Private! I still don't know what you're talking about!"

Private: "You were there! When my mother died! If tu hadn't been there she'd still be alive!"

Skipper: "Look, kid! I don't know what you're talking about! I wasn't even conscious when my parents died!"...
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