Los pingüinos de Madagascar Article: Inner Psycho (a POM fanfic) Chapter 1

posted by mostar1219

I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hola you!
Me: Oh no, not tu again.
Officer X: tu know, tu and your pingüino, pingüino de friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished tu off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, tu fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on tu like sweet and agrio, agria sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him por the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do tu know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: tu don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she dicho to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is dicho to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do tu have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get tu and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once tu know. (hangs up and cries)

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Kowalski stretched!! xD

added by Pinksparkles01

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Normal día at the HQ

added by Icicle1penguin

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Peng0G

added by rico911910

Source: I am the super hero of ohio...yes, I am from Ohio

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A slight touch

added by knocktimerico

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Pom MLP LOTR crossover: chapter one

posted by misscrazel

MLP is my little poni, pony and LOTR is lord of the rings. Everyone is Humanized for the story. Also Sylvia_puffin is making this with me.

Rico sniffed the ground, searching for the scent of the missing person.
"Look, there's a house." Private observed, pointing over to a árbol with a door and windows."Do tu think they might have seen the missing person?"
They walked over to the house and knocked. A girl with purple hair and a horn opened the door.
"Hi!" she said. "Can I help you?"
"We're looking for a missing person," dicho Private. He wasn't surprised por the horn; after all,...

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PoM Humanized + Monsterized

posted by Sylvia_Puffin

Just some really weird idea that popped in my head. Most of my ideas are weird, though.
It's probably not going to be that great, since I have no idea where I'm going with this, but it's worth a try!
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Kowalski walked quickly down the cobblestone streets of York. His footsteps seemed to echo loudly off the dreary building that lined the road.
It started to drizzle. Kowalski walked faster, hoping to get inicial dry.
It was inevitable, however. por the time he got home, he was soaked to the bone and would have been freezing cold, except vampires...

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Bada and Bing's frases from "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976

posted by 27Kowalski

Those are all Bada and Bing's frases from the episode "Best Laid Plantains" for CCCP2976. Hope this will help you! :)

*from 01.07 to 01.09*

Bada: tu can keep 'em.

*from 01.12 to 01.33*

Bing: This is true.

Bada: But today we got us some special: ???

Bing: Imma puñetazo, ponche your mouth if you'll say such a thing!

Bada: Oh, these are african Plantains! From the old country!

Bing: Like Mama used to pick, sweet delicious gabagoo, a little piece of Heaven dancing on your tounge.

*from 04.30 to 04.33*

Bing: Hey, what was that for?!

Bada: Yo, We got us a situation.

*from 05.25 to 05.56*

Bing: Hey, tu gotta ???

Bada: Yeah,...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Kowalski and Rico (from Private and the Winky Factory)

posted by peacebaby7

By request of link. Hope I haven't lost my touch. ;)

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Kowalski Barf: Take 1

Skipper: *slaps Private* WRONG! The lesson is leadership is MY job! tu just stick to the cuteness and happy British swag! OK, guv'na?

Private: Right Skipper! I'm a jolly pip I am! Hahaha!

...

Director: Where's-

Kowalski: AAAAAAHH!!! *runs por still looking like a Marsh Meow Meow*

Rico: *chases* MEOOOOWW MEOWWW!!!

Director: I thought I dicho not to ACTUALLY put dulces coating on him!!

Skipper: But Kowalski likes to really get into his role!

Director: *facepalm*

Kowalski Barf: Take 2

Skipper: *slaps...

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pingüino, pingüino de Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lémur, lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes tu look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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My Recap of "The Big Move/Endangerous Species"

posted by JHNguyen93

The Big Move: After an eerily quiet night without the lemurs, the Penguins discover that they've snuck out to the park at night, only to return in the morning. Seeing the benefits, Skipper shows King Julien a secret tunnel leading directly to the park, on the conditions that he and his subjects keep it a secret and that they return in the morning. Being a loose-lipped King, Julien tells all of the zoo animales about the tunnel, and they all sneak out at night. Upon trying to return to the zoo, Burt accidentally blocks the tunnel, preventing the other animales from exiting it. Can the Penguins...

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Dreaming in Black 'N' White - Chapter 1

posted by CoolNala

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

It was a beautiful summer día at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out por the hundreds. It was another typical día for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

“Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

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Marlene - Teardrops On My guitarra (Lyrics)

posted by NYCPenguins

Teardrops On My Guitar...

Marlene and Skipper were BFFs, until that Kitka came along. When Skipper dates Kitka, Marlene remembers her times with him. Marlene sings 'Teardrops On My Guitar', in her version!

Marlene:
Skipper Looks at Me, I Fake a Smile so he Won't See.
That I Want and I'm Needing Everything that we Should be.
I'll Bet she's (Kitka) Beautiful, that Girl he Talks about.
And she's got Everything that I have to Live Without.

Skipper talks to me, I Laugh 'cause it's so Damn Funny!
And I can't even See Anyone when he's with Me
He says he's so in Love, he's finally got it right!
I Wonder if he Knows he's all I Think...

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All that is well and good - Chapter 1: Chained

posted by BirdG

This story is an essay to Sandrei20's "I sense evil around you" - for those, who haven't read it, here a short summary (by Sandrei herself) : "After becoming possessed por unclean spirits from Madagascar island, Skipper has turned immensely evil and becomes a public threat to all zoo habitants, especially.. to Marlene. The animales feel extremely petrified and hopeless." In the end, Marlene wakes up in her hiding place and discovers the whole zoo's in flames, explosions are heard, a thick black nube on the sky... and she sees Skipper's foggy eyes. Then, there's another explosion, ten times stronger...

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Everybody Sing! lyrics

posted by InternetGirl123

Private: Oh dear!

Kowalski: This is weird!

Rico: Hey, I have a beard!

Julien: My música box grew to hugocity! It's an up-in-the-air monstrocity!

Mort: What did King Julien say? And why did he say it that way?

Julien: I've got this dummy dumb urge to obey!

Mort: This feels, to me, creepy and wrong!

Julien: To be suddenly talking in song!

Kowalski: Wait! I think I can explain!

Blowhole; It will be extremely lame!

Kowalski: Do tu mind? This is science!

Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance!

Kowalski! Yes! Take my experimental power cell-

Blowhole: Add the Diabolagizer's evil spell!

Kowalski: Plus Julien's...

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Romeo and Juliet

posted by karenkook

Chapter 1

Julien was lying on his back in his bounce house. He sighed sorrowfully as the zoo visitors passed por his habitat. Well, only one type of zoo visitors made him sigh, the couples. The two humans looked like they were having fun as they held hands, kissed, and walked around the zoo together looking at all of the animals. They were happy. </I>He</I> was not. Julien would've been dancing alongside his two loyal subjects and closest friends, if it weren't for one person that kept clouding his mind.
"Marlene." the lémur, lemur king whispered sadly so only he can hear. How his...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 3/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

Meanwhile, Private has to go save his friends, but he was also afraid of going there alone. He finds out that the Yeti has taken all their belongings, too...

Private: [Panics] "What am I supposed to do, now? I should’ve known this wasn’t a perfect Holiday Destination."

Private plucks up the Courage and follows the Yeti’s Tracks to the Dark Cave. He is surprised when he sees no Yetis in the Entrance of the Cave…

Private: "Perhaps they’ve gone deeper inside!"

Private turns on his Torch and goes deeper inside the Cave. This is getting creepier and creepier! At last, he finds his friends...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 3/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

The Penguins go back to their HQ, still shocked por the sight of Skipper and Julien attacking them. It wasn't like them at all...

Private: "Kowalski! Take a look!" [Points at one of the stuck-out wires (which Julien and Skipper had previously got electrocuted with)]
Kowalski: "Oh, I totally forgot! Let's finish inventing it!"
Private: "Maurice and Mort are in trouble and you’re worried about your '3D'?"
Kowalski: "No, we'll use it to see if we can track where Skipper and Julien are taking them!"
Private: "Great idea, Kowalski!"

Wasting no time, Kowalski continues to complete building his Computer....

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The Goo changer (Part 2) side affects

posted by have64

Place:Central Park Zoo
Time:Zoo closing (same día of Part 1)

Kowalski:Everyone I am close to figuring out Have's problem, but I also figured out there will be side affects.

Skipper:Like what?

Kowalski:Mood swings,instant weakness, expanding of feelings--

Skipper:Have have feelings?

Private: Everyone have feelings?

Kowalski:AS I WAS SAYING, expanding of feelings, and an erg to destroy.

Private: Like Rico

Sipper:Yes..Keep have away from Rico when he get to those ergs.

(Have goes to the parte superior, arriba the habitat)
Have:Hey guys

Private:How are tu feeling?

Have:Normal. Why?

Kowalski:Not feeling weird at all?

Have: No....

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Horror Stories

posted by Bluepenguin

The flickering of a small lamp illuminates the penguins' faces, some filled with fear o excitement, and others, boredom. Skipper stands in the center of the ring of penguins, and holds an eerie flashlight to his face.

Skipper: Tonight, as tu can tell, is horror night! So, who wants to go first?

Rico, Private, and Kowalski sit motionless.

Kowalski: Fine, I'll give it a go.

Kowalski stands up and takes the flashlight from Skipper.

Kowalski: Alright.... once, there was a scientist, and he decided to create an experiment...

Skipper raises his "eyebrow", knowing that Kowalski's story will be predictable....

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The pingüino, pingüino de Chronicles. Hippie Freak.

posted by Marika_1996

Skipper stretched and yawned. This sun was making him feel lazy. It was a really hot September. And it was also his segundo año at that school.
- It's nearly summer - he heard. He turned his head.
- Marlene - he smiled - Nice to see tu again.
Marlene also smiled.
- Waitin for the newbies? - she asked. She knew that Skipper likes girls. All girls. She didn't care, it was kinda fun for her.
- Yup. And here they come - dicho Skipper. He posed and he smiled. He was handsome, popular and really cool. What else he needed to fecha every girl he wanted to fecha with?
- Ready, steady - laughed Marlene....