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I was sitting on a bench in the park. I was doing nothing but looking around me. Then, Officer X comes by.
Officer X: hola you!
Me: Oh no, not tu again.
Officer X: tu know, tu and your pingüino, pingüino de friends still didn't finish me off!
Me: Excuse me? I think I finished tu off in our last fight!
Officer X: Well, tu fellas better watch your backs. I'll be on tu like sweet and agrio, agria sauce on chicken!
Me: (thoughts) Don't harm him, don't harm him. If the penguins can deal with him, I can, too.
Officer X: Oh, what's wrong? Afraid to take me on? Giving up because those penguins aren't around? (laughing)
Me: (growls, punches Officer X in the stomach, kicks him in the back, grabs him por the neck collar, and flings him in the lake) Satisfied? (seeing surprised looks on the faces of some people and running away)
Later
At the HQ
S: That kick's becoming very powerful, David.
K: Yea, nice work.
David: Thanks guys. Oh, Dad, do tu know where Mom is?
K: I haven't seen her since she went to take her walk in the park, David.
Mastique: tu don't think something happened, do you?
K: Oh, Mastique, it's not like she went to Hoboken.
Mastique: (phone rings and she answers) Hello? What? Why? Alright, I'll tell him. (hangs up)
K: Was that Monique?
Mastique: Yes, she dicho to turn on the news and hurry. She sounded really upset. (Rico turns on the news)
Chuck Charles: Apparently, a teenager is dicho to have attacked a New York resident and flung him in the lake. Sir, if the attacker is watching, do tu have a message?
Officer X: Yes. This isn't over, punk! I will get tu and your little friends, too!
S: Woah! Officer X really had what was coming to him!
P: Sounds like that attacker must've been Monique.
K: Mastique, let me see your phone. (Mastique tosses her phone to Kowalski and he dials me) Hello?
Me: (crying tone) Kowalski?
K: Monique, what happened with Officer X?
Me: Kowalski, my anger has come back to haunt me. I don't know how to put this, but you're married to a monster.
K: Why call yourself a monster?
Me: Trust me. You'll fear me once tu know. (hangs up and cries)
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