And maybe we all could use a beer
But let’s make one thing very clear
Stalkers and shit talkers get kicked to the rear
Pinjas are the one thing tu should fear
You’ll cry and your make-up will smear
Might want to look in the mirror before tu decide to judge, my dear
Newbies come and newbies go but in the end we laugh cause you’re all queer
Just remember your not all welcome near
The epicness that is us so leave before we diss tu severe
Oh and don’t forget your tocados, casco, arnés para la cabeza when tu do your fucking loser cheer
Sarah with her sarcastic slurs
Leaves tu quivering with your mind drawing constant blurs
Alice with her debating wit
Bet your fucking culo it’s legit
Hannah with her misceláneo cheating
She’ll even kick your culo and leave tu bleeding
Nem is pretty mature
One you’d find making a brochure
But we can ensure when it comes to the pinjas she’s anything but pure
Terra is calm and rational until tu piss her off
She’ll harshly grab your nuts and say ‘don’t scream! Just cough!’
Tool is this pervy chick
That can look innocent but still expertly suck your d**k
Mary’s Greek talking can leave tu insecure and unsure
But her personality ultimately is the cure
Janni is a freaking cheater
She could probably cheat a whole acre
But deep inside she has an amazing heart
And she’s actually pretty smart
Dawn smokes and drinks
That’s all she’s good at, so everyone thinks
But we know different, she’s really talented and keeps us all in synch
Jenelle doesn’t come around often
But when she does we have a lot in common
Expect the truth when she’s around
Just laugh, don’t let it bring tu down
G reminds me of a gangster
Except for fun and funny, she even made ducky a weed blazer that gets stoned with bugs bunny
Me I’m just a normal person
I made the pinjas so proceed with caution
Stalkers seem to like me so they followed me there, sorry pinjas that wasn’t really fair
But stalkers don’t mistake this as me trying to care
As far as I’m concerned tu can jump off a bridge in just your underwear
NHers and JPers I didn’t forget about you!
Hopefully tu didn’t think I’d actually miss you
Ghost the one that is invisible due to her ghostly features
Gets all the details por lurking near the other teams bleachers
We amor her más than we ever thought we could
But then again it’s fair because stalkers hang around más than they really should
Molly o Lou whatever tu want to call her
Is off at college being miss pinja scholar
She doesn’t like hugs and she often shrugs
But she’s still one of us pinja thugs
Cat in the hat keeps the spot alive
With her amazing personality and awesome drive
She’s most of the reason that the pinjas survive
So now I’ll no longer deprive a ‘thank you, miss now how would tu like to skydive’
Lucy our SPN fanatic
She’s classy and sassy and when she’s in the foros anything Jensen Ackles becomes a habit
But without her we wouldn’t be complete
She’s funny and always upbeat
She’s amazing to no end and that’s why she’s definitely our friend
Now that’s the end of my rambling
Hope tu enjoyed my crazy sampling
Now this shows that I amor tu all and if tu pregunta it then just like in 2012 the world will fall
