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EAT SHIT AND DIEEEEEEEEEE X'D

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LMFAO, this video made my year. XD

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orlando bloom

eric bana is better =p

he was in troy

tu should all watch that movie <33

eat shitttt xd

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Eric Bana impersonates Orlando Bloom

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Eric is a better Orlando than Orlando. xD

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eric ruleeeeeees

lmao

i swear i'm not a orlando fan girl xd

but i am a eric fan girl yaaay

and this palabras clave thing its fun!!!

for trooooooooooooy <33

(just watch the damn movie already xd)

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Random.

added by Bdavisbrookeme

Source: Lots Of Jokes

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How to Fight (and lose efficiently)

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Buddy - Lupe Fiasco

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cool

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Happy - Ashanti

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Fuzzy Language

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following lista of phrases and their definitions might help tu understand the fuzzy language of science and medicine. These special phrases are also applicable to anyone lectura a PhD dissertation o academic paper.

"IT HAS LONG BEEN KNOWN"...
I didn't look up the original reference.

"A DEFINITE TREND IS EVIDENT"...
These data are practically meaningless.

"WHILE IT HAS NOT BEEN POSSIBLE TO PROVIDE DEFINITE ANSWERS
TO THE QUESTIONS"...
An unsuccessful experiment but I still hope to get it published.

"THREE OF THE SAMPLES WERE CHOSEN FOR DETAILED STUDY"...
The other results didn't make any sense.

"TYPICAL...

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hahahhahaha :p

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pingüino, pingüino de

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Pirate Duckies <3333333

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Yo Momma Jokes

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, tu could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her...

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Annoy The Office

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some great ways to annoy people at work...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com o elvis-the-king@companyname.com.

4. Every time someone asks tu to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to registrarse tu in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6. Put your garbage can on your escritorio and label it 'IN.'

7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8. Put decaf in the coffee...

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Your Fly Is Open

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

20 ways to say that someone's "fly is open"....

20. The cucumber has left the salad.

19. I can see the gun of Navarone.

18. Someone tore down the wall, and your rosado, rosa Floyd is hanging out.

17. You've got Windows in your laptop.

16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little apuntalar, costa leave.

15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.

13. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...

12. tu need to bring your tray mesa, tabla to the upright and locked position.

11. Your pod bahía door is open, Hal.

10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

9. Mini Me is...

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Age campana Curve

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

It seems that life goes por resembling somewhat of a campana curve of what is considered successful...

At age 4...success is...not peeing in your pants.

At age 10...success is...making your own meals.

At age 12...success is...having friends.

At age 16...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 20...success is...having sex.

At age 35...success is...having money.

At age 50...success is...having money.

At age 60...success is...having sex.

At age 70...success is...having a drivers license.

At age 75...success is...having friends.

At age 80...success is...making your own meals.

At age 85...success is...not peeing in your pants.

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Pet Truths

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Some self-evident truths about pets...

Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.

Although gatos are rather delicate creatures, and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.

Dogs and gatos instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutos sooner.

Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.

Dogs shed, gatos shred.

I wonder if other perros think poodles are members of a weird religious cult?

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation...

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Good Girl, Bad Girl

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

Good girls never go after another girl's man...
Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

Good girls wear white cotton panties...
Bad girls don't wear any.

Good girls wax their floors...
Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
Bad girls make it hot por loosening a few buttons.

Good girls make chicken for dinner...
Bad girls make reservations.

Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
Bad girls know they could do better.

Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
Bad girls believe that tu are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

Good girls amor Italian food...
Bad girls amor Italian waiters.

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Most Embarrassing

posted by Bdavisbrookeme

The following are the parte superior, arriba four winners from a "Most Embarrassing Moments" contest:

1. "While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other adults. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now,'
she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and dicho in a voice just as threatening, 'If tu don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw tu besar Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this...

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Pinja Teletubbies :D

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Source: fotos from you, stolen por me!

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29 Annoying Ways to Order pizza

posted by mollyx365

Because we all amor pizza so what`s más fun than being annoying while ordering it?

29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press misceláneo numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would tu please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation tu are...

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Cat's bday presents

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